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88 12/31/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
ED'S INGREDIENTS [bookstuff]: off-the-shelf/cuff. Test the academically-challenged epicure and he will fail. http://tinyurl.com/ei-bookstuff   listen
87 12/28/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
IS A [B]LOG--a perturbance in time (a bump jarring notation) or a fated consequence (a blip indicating inclination)--a precursor to lumber?   listen
145 12/26/10 Demeritorious Christmas
[culinary musing]
(1) Lallygag Lasagna
(2) Sunrise Soup
(3) Barely Conscious Cream of Potato and Mushroom Soup
(4) Holiday Ham
(5) Santa's Sleigh
listen
86 12/23/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
EOY RUMINATION: If the *person of the year* is almost half one's age, should one now strive to become the *flatulent elder of the decade???*   listen
144 12/21/10 Tummy Touches
[culinary musing]
(1) Citrus Paradisi Côtelette
(2) Placidity Pulses
(3) Sublime Brassage Couches Sociales Queue Ragoût
(4) Ray[monde]'s Compilation Stew
(5) Ray[monde]'s Chicken Stew
listen
85 12/19/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
CONSOLIDATION is not a set of opposing PROs (dyslexic silos/fortresses), just a series of societal Pillars standing to distribute the load.   listen
84 12/14/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
A BROKEN SPORTS METAPHOR: Unlike Football Booth Management, Health Insurance Execs attempt to keep time on the clock. TD the veggie snacks. listen 
49 12/12/10 21st Century: TOPIC EPIC: Today or Tomorrow Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) TOPIC EPIC: Today or Tomorrow (My 21 Cents...And Then Some)
 listen
83 12/04/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
.PRODUCTIVE PROCRASTINATION: satisfactorily finding something better to do other than doing what is supposed to be done: ANXIOUS ASCENSION.   listen
143 11/27/10 Quest for Fava (Beans): Who's My Daddy?
[culinary musing]
(1) Fava Frittata
(2) King(s) Cake Fava Fritters
(3) Chillin' Fava Liver
(4) Family Pack Ascending Fava
(5) Sloppy Fava Joe Taco
listen
82 11/26/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
THANKSGIVING RELAXATION is not the taking of yet another pill--just the momentary comfort N knowing that a 2nd bowel movmnt isn't necessary. listen
81 11/21/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
EXTREME MULTITASKING INTERGEN HOUSEHOLD [end]: 5) Feeding newborn, foot-petting dog. "Oh yeah" kid chores, downloads, after-hour activities. listen
80 11/21/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
EXTREME MULTITASKING INTERGEN HOUSEHOLD [continued]: 4) TXTing partner-spouse the *Whn U leev office B4U g'home Din@6 make-snappy* 2Do list. listen
79 11/21/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
EXTREME MULTITASKING INTERGEN HOUSEHOLD [continued]: 3) On the laptop, attending webinar "Knowledge Management in a Social Web Environment."   listen
78 11/21/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
EXTREME MULTITASKING INTERGEN HOUSEHOLD [continued]: 2) Conducting conference call with consumer colleagues on the landline speakerphone.   listen
77 11/21/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
EXTREME MULTITASKING IN AN AUSTERE INTERGENERATIONAL HOUSEHOLD: 1) *Just-righting* DTV antenna for granny who's wearing wireless headphones.   listen
47 11/21/10 21st Century: Sci-Fi Brief from the Fly Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) A Sci-Fi Brief on the Fly from the Fly on the Wall -- A Competitive Intelligence Business Plan in Action -- A Web Sited Boot Camp in Four Parts
 listen
76 11/19/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
A LOW KEY HIGH: When 'fed up' and exhausted, sedation is not an ecstasy--just a spiked r/elation to/for a unfulfilling exercise in futility.   listen
142 11/14/10 In the Throes of Consumption: An Automatic Sampling
[culinary musing]
(1) Gourmand's Gray Gumbo
(2) Protein, Grains and Solar Power Stew
(3) Dominica Affect In Vivo
(4) Chicken-Fried Resemblance
(5) Grandma's Babuni Rejuvenation
(6) A Thrift for Epicurean Non-Otherness Domesticity
listen
75 11/12/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
InCongruity: like-minded feelings synched lately out of time; fetching repasts appetizing dessert before (and behind) the posthumous future.   listen
74 11/08/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
Dysfunction is not a disgrace--just an awkward algorithm: sending home the 'lame,' 'cleaning house' in the pursuit to heal a maimed spirit.   listen
141 11/06/10 Fishy Plainsong Trilogy
[culinary musing]
(1) Chant No. 1: Munching Missive Melodies
(2) Chant No. 2: Plated Fascia Wailing
(3) Chant No. 3: Oops, I Forgot Mother's Birthday (Surprise Dinner Party)!
listen
73 11/01/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
[ :s ] A CHEW: with sullied swampland, broken-down bridges, and compromised clout, what else remains to retail--gesundheit? [Buh-hooks!!!]   listen
72 10/27/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
TRICK AND/OR TREATING INFORMATION: dietary issues concerning spells and/or schemata that hallow being, thus requiring candy-coated analysis. listen
71 10/25/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
Unlike the SHOCK of the new, a BLAST from the past does not prompt a nostalgia trip, just a pleasant reminder of the FUN(?!) not remembered. listen
140 10/24/10 Delightful Frightful
[culinary musing]
(1) Delightful Frightful listen
139b 10/18/10 Piece Meal #24
[culinary musing]
(1) Shipwreck Slumgullion Frenzy
(2) Ray[monde]'s One Pot Stew
(3) Ray[monde]'s Forage Porridge
listen
139a 10/18/10 Generation: Future Feedings: Vision #4
[culinary musing]
(1) Open Face Relationship
(2) Flat Tire Fun
(3) Jammy Yammies
listen
70 10/17/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
NOSING THE DRIVE: survey the land, refer to the audio/visual and literal longing in mouth shut--inhale the hunger, exhale into the horizon. listen
69 10/14/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
KITCHEN CONUNDRUM #2: Fact or fiction--if you are a guest on a "fake news" program, do the statements made become a matter of public record?
listen
68 10/14/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
LOCATION! LOCATION! LOCATION! Even on choice estate, finding a terminated mouse can be more difficult than catching a live one. Sniff-sniff! listen
138 10/03/10 Generation: Future Feedings: Vision #3
[culinary musing]
(1) Broken Noodle bLAMb
(2) Something's Fishy
(3) Wedging the Baked Round Loaf
(4) Foodie Fugal
listen
67 10/02/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
RESTorRANT: Academics that bring to the counter factuals; Art that sets decor, um, the taste testing the pro and con of a (pre-)fixed meal. listen
66 09/30/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
A KITCHEN CONUNDRUM: from collecting cuisine parts to scraping the soiled dishes--a start that never finishes, a finish that never starts. listen
137 09/26/10 Generation: Future Feedings: Vision #2
[culinary musing]
(1) Pasta Salud
(2) Gruel Sample A: Top or Bottom
(3) Gruel Sample B: Dense Aspirations
(4) Monte Calzone
listen
65 09/23/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
LANDSCAPE ARCHITECTURE & FARMING: to upgrade the decade, one must develop and plant seeds in order to harvest the market and fund the drive. listen
64 09/19/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
JUNK BOND is not a low-end stock intended to be dumped when a threshold high is reached, just the sentimental intake of non-nutritive food. listen
136 09/16/10 Generation: Future Feedings: Vision #1
[culinary musing]
(1) Watch Out Soup
(2) Who Knew Stew
(3) One Day Soon Salsa
listen
135 09/11/10 Commune-House Cooking
[culinary musing]
(1) Non-Rinky-Dinky Double Salad
(2) Once Boiled Once Fried Tough Dumplings
(3) Swine Tureen
(4) Borderline Booyah
listen
63 09/09/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
PEDESTRIAN: when following in the footsteps of admiration, consider whether the steps taken, while the line walking, will circus the Circle. listen
62 09/01/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
SINK-IN is not the digital media co-location process--just AI pinging the equivalent archival insight: data depth perception coming back up. listen
47 08/28/10 21st Century: The Vicinity Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) The Vicinity
listen
61 08/24/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
"What's in store" is not a request for a list of available commercial sale items--just a question one asks after being sold: RAMIFICATIONS. listen
60 08/23/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
LIFE'S BLUNDER #3: When your laptop spontaneously shuts down, sinking stomach/raising anxiety, check power/energy--plug in/ingest; recharge. listen
134 08/22/10 Piece Meal #23
[culinary musing]
(1) Layered Salad Toppings
(2) A Stack of Dry Heat Salications
(3) Schoolhouse Chili
listen
08/15/10 The Lite Imaging of Pithy Epiphanies
[sound shopping]
Water falls, then evaporates, clouding the 'lustration of photo synthesis. A trial surveys, then abates, appraising tribulations of stress.
29 08/15/10 The Lite Imaging of Pithy Epiphanies
[travel portrait]
Water falls, then evaporates, clouding the 'lustration of photo synthesis. A trial surveys, then abates, appraising tribulations of stress. listen
59 08/14/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
Water falls, then evaporates, clouding the 'lustration of photo synthesis. A trial surveys, then abates, appraising tribulations of stress. listen
58 08/08/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
LIFE'S (WEEKEND) JOURNEY BLUNDER #2: when walking winded in the forest, take a much needed breather, just be certain not to block the path. listen
57 08/08/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
LIFE'S (WEEKEND) JOURNEY BLUNDER #1: when driving along a unfamiliar road, the exit to the entrance will be passed by if moving too quickly. listen
133 08/07/10 Ray[monde]'s Orderly Inclinations
[culinary musing]
(1) Ray[monde]'s Breakfast Melt
(2) Surfing Ray[monde]'s Turf
(3) Ray[monde]'s Cool Breeze
listen
56 08/02/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
MOJOJESTIC (adj.): a point of view or gracious gesture that effuses within a locale an aesthetic atmosphere that brings more joy than grief. listen
55 08/01/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
A DURABLE PROCESS phases phrases, concretely computes the steps sweeping generalizations, fatiguing fatuousness, instructing the intellect. listen
132 07/29/10 A Tempting Approaches to Rife Volition
[culinary musing]
(1) Dogs & Beans
(2) Clingy-Wingies
(3) Winter Pudding Summer Baked
(4) Rubbery Shrubbery Gag Quag
listen
023 07/23/10 Fuming Industrial Strength
[anecdotal cooking]
Daddy shares with son the meaning of malodor. listen
54 07/22/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
PLAGIARIZING LIFE: cookie-cutting; role modeling; copycatting; history patterning; consensus building; demo marketing; gastronomy grouping. listen
53 07/18/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
LABOR OF LUBBER: on the surface, ignorance/simplicity is bliss, only when intel-complexes blister beneath--working tensions, grating nerves. listen
52 07/14/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
Preaching to the choir is much like antagonizing the advocate--difference being, choir sings harmoniously, whereas advocate whines off-key. listen
46 07/12/10 21st Century
Untitled Provenance
Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Untitled Provenance
listen
51 07/10/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
HOLLYWOOD'S CANDID COMPETITION: what, with 'surveillance' cameras, only one take! 'Funniest' brings home contentment, regardless of return. listen
50 07/05/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
ON FOLLOWING AFTERTHOUGHTS: When passing time 'is' like passing gas, take actions that clear the air: mindfully less gutty--less polemical. listen
131 07/04/10 (Un)Conventional Americana
[culinary musing]
(1) Leaves of Soul Wrap
(2) Frittata in the Sense of Naan
(3) Senior Shoat Ribs
(4) Wok Stir Bowl Stew
(5) I Am Scup, House of Sparidae
listen
49 06/27/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
HOME is not a sweetener--just a heart(less) (pipe) dream with(out) gatekeeping or picket fence. A HOUSE is any shelter from homely fancies. listen
130 06/25/10 Messy Meals #01
[culinary musing]
(1) Pick Out the Shells Stew [Chilled]
(2) Pig Slop Dip
(3) Trough Coulis Loaf
listen
45 06/22/10 21st Century
The Different Deviants
Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) The Different Deviants
listen
48 06/18/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
REALITY is not 'reality'--just figments of thereness, of activities (de)limited by (per)missive references: emotive/cognitive experiences. listen
44 06/14/10 21st Century
Work Agency Digest
Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Work Agency Digest
listen
47 06/13/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
ELECTIVE BENEFITS (buy/bestow): feeding candidate/commune, one (1) to many (1M); for policy/provision, $70M/$70 per sum invested/acquired. listen
129 06/13/10 Menu Magna Carta
[culinary musing]
(1) Topping Griddle Cakes
(2) Bit-by-Bit Fried and Fun Nutrition
(3) Organic Farm Parm [Posh Pomo Promo]
(4) Shrimp Egg and Shroom Young
(5) Clever Calling the Solution Tact
listen
46 06/10/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
(RE)MODELING (RE)VENUE (RE)LEASE (RE)SOLVE (RE)CYCLE :RRRRR: [R&r] :rrrrr: reminiscent--render--reconciliation--renovate--replenish listen
45 06/05/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
PLAUSIBLE is not a critic's clapping acknowledgment--just having enough credible information to confirm that the Nile 'is' a river in Egypt! listen
44 05/31/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
DISTINCTION is not a type of aroma therapy—just one of many methods for appraising moral and aesthetic benefits. listen
128 05/30/10 Liaison de Résistance
[culinary musing]
(1) Stirring Loquacious Pond
(2) Comment Allez-Vous Poulet-Pomme De Terre Ragoût
(3) Bitter-Sweet Beef Mixup
(4) Majestic Belles-Casserole
listen
43 05/27/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
MEMORY requires a s[t]imulant for getting an idea from a repository system (that composts ramblings forgotten) to feed an explicit appetite.  listen
127 05/23/10 Yo!
[culinary musing]
(1) Champ on This, Yo!
(2) Green EE-I-EE-I-Yo!
(3) Salad Got Game, Yo!

[What's with the sports metaphor?]
listen
42 05/20/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
CONTEMPLATION: when out of fresh ideas, better not be rotten or a spoiler or moldy. Doing so leads to doing [  ]--just changes the subject.  listen
41 05/18/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
VOTING: expressing someone's contempt is a lie; one's own, the truth. Electing/selecting, for self, is a [im]pl(a/[i])cation for repast.  listen
43 05/15/10 21st Century
DISASTER RECOVERY: TransParen(t)cy Guidance
Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) DISASTER RECOVERY: TransParen(t)cy Guidance
listen
40 05/12/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
TO LUXURIATE is not to disambiguate the ethereal--'just' (a) 'matter' to have an 'other' folklore. listen 
126 05/09/10 RAY[MONDE]'S FARCES: Flights of Fancy
[culinary musing]
(1) Ray[monde]'s Beef & Noodles
(2) Ray[monde]'s Soup[e] [d']Appendage[s]
(3) Ray[monde]'s Mélange
listen
39 05/07/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
PROBLEMATICS: a sense of future to fare-(thee)-well; the [in]verse ending to desperate measures; me(ta)tric(k)s, plots to time-out instance.  listen
38 04/29/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
ON BEING A HOBBY ARTIST: creating out of Nature (happenstance necessitated by inexplicable forces) w/a deeper degree of interest, > a PhD. listen
37 04/27/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
When trying to make a point, try not to poke anyone--just dot the 'i'. Crossing the 't' is a whole other shtick. listen
022 04/25/10 The Meanderthal: Archeological Abstractions (or a type of graphical error)
[anecdotal cooking]
Ed romanticizes as to the origins of interpersonal relationships: (psychological) projection, appetite association [desire], and ego. listen
125 04/19/10 Agrarian Oceanic Alchemical Amalgam
[culinary musing]
(1) Rondo Combo Sonata Soup (An Introduction)
(2) Soft Chowder Combination Soup
(3) Combo Violation
(4) Smitten Slaw Combo Relish
(5) Lying Layers of Combo
(6) Chewing Combo Spooning Soup
(7) A Nutritionist's Combo: An Alternative to Late Night Popcorn with Butter and Salt
listen
36 04/18/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
ONGOING GLOCAL: as distribution is web-enabled/flattened, nodes and ties to the harvest intricate organically as farmers network the market. listen
35 04/16/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
De jejune level is not a haughty term for a monthly meteorologic maturity--just a gray matter set between de facto and de jure perceptions. listen
34 04/11/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
eEGO is not the name of the latest energy-efficient godsend (motor vehicle), nor is an indicator of intelligence--just a kind of "holiness." listen
33 04/09/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
ART: primitive/proper rules portrayed w/in a modeled/shaped environment; a forlorn/festive display by participant(s) both in/out of control. listen
28 04/07/10 The Gab Hagglefest: Speed-Coaxing, Pressure-Pointing
[travel portrait]
In this two-part travel portrait, Ed and Eddie, father and son match wits as they banter for their own benefit--each working an angle for the consumer good. listen
part one
part two
32 04/04/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
ON AMENITIES (Tip/Question): Why does the cleaning of crud out of the ears require a leisurely stay at a luxury hotel? Self-consciousness? listen
31 04/01/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
MYSTERY OF EXISTENCE is neither what's next (future) nor what/when (past), but what/why (now): the combination of begetting with the gotten. listen
42 03/28/10 21st Century
Stasis Status in Stark Seclusion
Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Stasis Status in Stark Seclusion
listen
30 03/25/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
COMPUTATION is not a sophisticated scheme for obtaining freebies, just an algorithm for trending figures as well as contextualizing memes. listen
29 03/23/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
If caught mumbling to yourself, do not say, "I'll call you back," if you aren't wearing an earset...neither use your thumb and pinky finger. listen
124 03/20/10 Feedback Ecology #04
(Mashup-Minded Impulses)

[culinary musing]
(1) Flip-Flop Flap Nest
(2) Cushy Crunchy Critters
(3) Smothered Clump-Nuggets
listen
28 03/18/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
HUMAN imAGING: over the course of time, career and deeds are the indicators that give birthdays significance--only in the afterlife. listen
123 03/14/10 Feedback Ecology #03
(Winsome Loathsome)

[culinary musing]
(1) Flavors Favorite
(2) Curry Ed
(3) Soggy Soup
(4) Heaping Griddles
(5) Bogged Beef
listen
27 03/11/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
POLITICALLY CORRECT ROLE REVERSAL (example): Gender Discrimination: Health Advisory: Social Commentary: Hormone replacement is a bitch!!! listen
26 03/09/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
ON DISCOURSE: the insouciant swashbuckling of sentences is more entertaining than the mincing of menacing words. listen
41 03/07/10 21st Century
Ethereal Material
Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Ethereal Material
listen
25 03/04/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
OFF MOPING: a sorrow that matters only in the realm of bliss unreasoned; affluent sniveling--a sublime contagion that outlasts depression. listen
122 02/28/10 Enduring Convalescence
[culinary musing]
(1) A Mischief Mauve
(2) Angst Embodied in Parts
(3) Appetite Antagonized En Masse
(4) Attuned Tummy Turner
listen
24 02/26/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
Speculating on blizzard conditions incorrectly is less disconcerting and troublesome than shoveling BS [bulky snow].  listen
23 02/22/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
When lending a hand to the one that will feed you, observe the bites are in proportion to the bio and econo: from the b[r]east to the feast. listen 
121 02/21/10 Ray[monde]'s Encompassing Region
[culinary musing]
(1) Axis Planar Plot Stew
(2) Impartial Lunch in Parts [west]
(3) Rotation Filler [east]
(4) Shrimp Moodle Soup [south]
(5) Mushroom and Rice Soup Dew [north]
listen
22 02/16/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
CLASSIFICATION: When the “Samaritan” pays the Service, but forgets to thank the Samaritans--better to be fictitious or to have no class?  listen
21 02/13/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
LOVE & HATE: one hundred-forty characters in(put/to) the box: personalities; assembled/collected figures; (A/a)rt [un](fathom/forget)[able]. listen
20 02/10/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
BORDERLINE OBNOXIOUSNESS: incessant adherence to a tenet potentially leading to tenetitis, an 'ergo'nomic symptom of carpal tunnel syndrome. listen
120 02/07/10 Feedback Ecology #02
(The Predominantly Diverse Community)
[culinary musing]
(1) Whetting Cup of Soup
(2) Challenged Childhood Essay
(3) Texfu Tomwich
(4) Broken Token Spiffed Soup
(5) Upstream Stew
(6) Solid-Sipping Consomme with Notalotah Liquid
listen
19 02/04/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
MINDING THE OBVIOUS: When unconscious, the intellect mystifies meaning: what the brain is recording as trite or profound. (Say 'no' to duh!) listen
18 02/02/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
ON SELF-LOATHING: After successfully completing an intense project, before patting yourself on the back, make sure your hands are clean! listen
119 01/30/10 Feedback Ecology #01
[culinary musing]
(1) Faraway Subtle Noodle Soup
(2) Deliberation Commune Stews
(3) Coddling Contentment
listen
17 01/28/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
Does embracing one's pain pangs make one a masochist? Does accepting one's chronic ailment make one sick? listen
16 01/26/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
Remedial information is not the latest lingo for issuing previously cycled content, just a primer for the extension of understanding. listen
15 01/23/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
CHEAPSKATING: When checking your grocery receipt immediately after purchase, try applying arithmetic skills. listen
01/23/10 SILENT TALKIE: Six Degrees of Urban Planning (A Surveillance)
[sound shopping]

In this footage, Ed searches and wanders--tries to find and figure out what he wants for breakfast. He is loose and on the prowl. The location, a central business district.

Ed is confounded by the telecommuters' existence: stepping their way through the plaza to their office. Hoping to stumble upon sustenance, he hobbles, attempting to unscramble his inner voice.

Ed labors for this meal, gimping explicitly, as if he were fulfilling a gratuitous obligation. Be forewarned of this concept because Ed knows that he will not be able to tap-dance his way out of this one.

While the cat meows, the cougar roars.

14 01/20/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
So says Chagrin: A bit of champing is a bit like gnashing with exception to the teeth being ground when smiling bigly with glee. "Cheese!" listen
118 01/17/10 Blah Hullabaloo
[culinary musing]
(1) Ray[monde]'s Spaghetti Stew
(2) Oatmeal Smoothie [basic gravy]
(3) Swamped Soba
listen
13 01/16/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
HOLIDAY: a celebration that is commenced willingly, that does not require leadership on any given calendar. listen
12 01/14/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
Insinuation is not a state of grace, just a subtle way of sharing moral values. listen
11 01/13/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
Looking back through a rearview mirror provides approximately 20% hindsight vision. listen
10 01/12/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
When driving stick-shift, off to a roaring start includes releasing the clutch while accelerating; otherwise you are going nowhere fast! listen
021 01/11/10 Twin Pinings Ed discovers that personal painterly pictorial aesthetic relationships are a rare find. listen
09 01/10/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
When drawing conclusions, does one use graphite or ink listen
08 01/07/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
FINGER-POINTING CYCLE: Tedium--talking point; Ad Nauseum--tipping point; Spectrum--flattering point; Per Centum--got the point; Thumbs-up listen
07 01/07/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
Shelving a [supra-]business project is not like [super-]market product placement because the former takes much less [prefixing] work??? listen
06 01/05/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
Experience is only as real as time and distance--chomp and chew (ingested and digested), factoring in excursions to the loo. listen
05 01/04/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
After picking up take-out soup, and when driving in the car, be certain to properly secure the Pho in the booster seat. listen
117 01/03/10 Spherical Bite-Sized Broths
[culinary musing]
(1) Pearly Broth
(2) Bally Broth
listen
04 01/02/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
Remember, yelling at the automated courtesy caller is like yelling at the TV. listen
03 01/01/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
NON-ADVICE: When purchasing impulsively, try not to think too much... You will stifle the ludicrous satisfaction. listen
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