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Print |
Posted |
Title |
Description
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Audio |
| 88 |
12/31/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
ED'S
INGREDIENTS [bookstuff]: off-the-shelf/cuff. Test the academically-challenged
epicure and he will fail. http://tinyurl.com/ei-bookstuff |
listen
|
| 87 |
12/28/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
IS
A [B]LOG--a perturbance in time (a bump jarring notation)
or a fated consequence (a blip indicating inclination)--a
precursor to lumber? |
listen
|
| 145 |
12/26/10 |
Demeritorious
Christmas
[culinary musing] |
(1) Lallygag Lasagna
(2) Sunrise Soup
(3) Barely Conscious Cream of Potato and Mushroom Soup
(4) Holiday Ham
(5) Santa's Sleigh |
listen |
| 86 |
12/23/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
EOY
RUMINATION: If the *person of the year* is almost half one's
age, should one now strive to become the *flatulent elder
of the decade???* |
listen
|
| 144 |
12/21/10 |
Tummy
Touches
[culinary musing] |
(1) Citrus Paradisi
Côtelette
(2) Placidity Pulses
(3) Sublime Brassage Couches Sociales Queue Ragoût
(4) Ray[monde]'s Compilation Stew
(5) Ray[monde]'s Chicken Stew |
listen |
| 85 |
12/19/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
CONSOLIDATION
is not a set of opposing PROs (dyslexic silos/fortresses),
just a series of societal Pillars standing to distribute the
load. |
listen
|
| 84 |
12/14/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
A
BROKEN SPORTS METAPHOR: Unlike Football Booth Management,
Health Insurance Execs attempt to keep time on the clock.
TD the veggie snacks. |
listen
|
| 49 |
12/12/10 |
21st
Century: TOPIC EPIC: Today or Tomorrow |
Poem
from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) TOPIC EPIC: Today or Tomorrow (My 21 Cents...And Then
Some) |
listen
|
| 83 |
12/04/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
.PRODUCTIVE
PROCRASTINATION: satisfactorily finding something better to
do other than doing what is supposed to be done: ANXIOUS ASCENSION. |
listen
|
| 143 |
11/27/10 |
Quest
for Fava (Beans): Who's My Daddy?
[culinary musing] |
(1) Fava Frittata
(2) King(s) Cake Fava Fritters
(3) Chillin' Fava Liver
(4) Family Pack Ascending Fava
(5) Sloppy Fava Joe Taco |
listen |
| 82 |
11/26/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
THANKSGIVING
RELAXATION is not the taking of yet another pill--just the
momentary comfort N knowing that a 2nd bowel movmnt isn't
necessary. |
listen |
| 81 |
11/21/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
EXTREME
MULTITASKING INTERGEN HOUSEHOLD [end]: 5) Feeding newborn,
foot-petting dog. "Oh yeah" kid chores, downloads,
after-hour activities. |
listen
|
| 80 |
11/21/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
EXTREME
MULTITASKING INTERGEN HOUSEHOLD [continued]: 4) TXTing partner-spouse
the *Whn U leev office B4U g'home Din@6 make-snappy* 2Do list. |
listen |
| 79 |
11/21/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
EXTREME
MULTITASKING INTERGEN HOUSEHOLD [continued]: 3) On the laptop,
attending webinar "Knowledge Management in a Social Web
Environment." |
listen |
| 78 |
11/21/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
EXTREME
MULTITASKING INTERGEN HOUSEHOLD [continued]: 2) Conducting
conference call with consumer colleagues on the landline speakerphone. |
listen |
| 77 |
11/21/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
EXTREME
MULTITASKING IN AN AUSTERE INTERGENERATIONAL HOUSEHOLD: 1)
*Just-righting* DTV antenna for granny who's wearing wireless
headphones. |
listen |
| 47 |
11/21/10 |
21st
Century: Sci-Fi Brief from the Fly |
Poem
from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) A Sci-Fi Brief on the Fly from the Fly on the Wall --
A Competitive Intelligence Business Plan in Action -- A Web
Sited Boot Camp in Four Parts |
listen
|
| 76 |
11/19/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
A
LOW KEY HIGH: When 'fed up' and exhausted, sedation is not
an ecstasy--just a spiked r/elation to/for a unfulfilling
exercise in futility. |
listen |
| 142 |
11/14/10 |
In
the Throes of Consumption: An Automatic Sampling
[culinary musing] |
(1) Gourmand's Gray
Gumbo
(2) Protein, Grains and Solar Power Stew
(3) Dominica Affect In Vivo
(4) Chicken-Fried Resemblance
(5) Grandma's Babuni Rejuvenation
(6) A Thrift for Epicurean Non-Otherness Domesticity |
listen |
| 75 |
11/12/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
InCongruity:
like-minded feelings synched lately out of time; fetching
repasts appetizing dessert before (and behind) the posthumous
future. |
listen |
| 74 |
11/08/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
Dysfunction
is not a disgrace--just an awkward algorithm: sending home
the 'lame,' 'cleaning house' in the pursuit to heal a maimed
spirit. |
listen |
| 141 |
11/06/10 |
Fishy
Plainsong Trilogy
[culinary musing] |
(1) Chant No. 1:
Munching Missive Melodies
(2) Chant No. 2: Plated Fascia Wailing
(3) Chant No. 3: Oops, I Forgot Mother's Birthday (Surprise
Dinner Party)! |
listen |
| 73 |
11/01/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
[
:s ] A CHEW: with sullied swampland, broken-down bridges,
and compromised clout, what else remains to retail--gesundheit?
[Buh-hooks!!!] |
listen |
| 72 |
10/27/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
TRICK
AND/OR TREATING INFORMATION: dietary issues concerning spells
and/or schemata that hallow being, thus requiring candy-coated
analysis. |
listen |
| 71 |
10/25/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
Unlike
the SHOCK of the new, a BLAST from the past does not prompt
a nostalgia trip, just a pleasant reminder of the FUN(?!)
not remembered. |
listen |
| 140 |
10/24/10 |
Delightful
Frightful
[culinary musing] |
(1) Delightful Frightful |
listen |
| 139b |
10/18/10 |
Piece
Meal #24
[culinary musing] |
(1) Shipwreck Slumgullion
Frenzy
(2) Ray[monde]'s One Pot Stew
(3) Ray[monde]'s Forage Porridge |
listen |
| 139a |
10/18/10 |
Generation:
Future Feedings: Vision #4
[culinary musing] |
(1) Open Face Relationship
(2) Flat Tire Fun
(3) Jammy Yammies |
listen |
| 70 |
10/17/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
NOSING
THE DRIVE: survey the land, refer to the audio/visual and
literal longing in mouth shut--inhale the hunger, exhale into
the horizon. |
listen |
| 69 |
10/14/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
KITCHEN
CONUNDRUM #2: Fact or fiction--if you are a guest on a "fake
news" program, do the statements made become a matter
of public record?
|
listen |
| 68 |
10/14/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
LOCATION!
LOCATION! LOCATION! Even on choice estate, finding a terminated
mouse can be more difficult than catching a live one. Sniff-sniff! |
listen |
| 138 |
10/03/10 |
Generation:
Future Feedings: Vision #3
[culinary musing] |
(1)
Broken Noodle bLAMb
(2) Something's Fishy
(3) Wedging the Baked Round Loaf
(4) Foodie Fugal |
listen |
| 67 |
10/02/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
RESTorRANT:
Academics that bring to the counter factuals; Art that sets
decor, um, the taste testing the pro and con of a (pre-)fixed
meal. |
listen |
| 66 |
09/30/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
A
KITCHEN CONUNDRUM: from collecting cuisine parts to scraping
the soiled dishes--a start that never finishes, a finish that
never starts. |
listen |
| 137 |
09/26/10 |
Generation:
Future Feedings: Vision #2
[culinary musing] |
(1) Pasta Salud
(2) Gruel Sample A: Top or Bottom
(3) Gruel Sample B: Dense Aspirations
(4) Monte Calzone |
listen |
| 65 |
09/23/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
LANDSCAPE
ARCHITECTURE & FARMING: to upgrade the decade, one must develop
and plant seeds in order to harvest the market and fund the
drive. |
listen |
| 64 |
09/19/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
JUNK
BOND is not a low-end stock intended to be dumped when a threshold
high is reached, just the sentimental intake of non-nutritive
food. |
listen |
| 136 |
09/16/10 |
Generation:
Future Feedings: Vision #1
[culinary musing] |
(1) Watch Out Soup
(2) Who Knew Stew
(3) One Day Soon Salsa |
listen |
| 135 |
09/11/10 |
Commune-House
Cooking
[culinary musing] |
(1) Non-Rinky-Dinky
Double Salad
(2) Once Boiled Once Fried Tough Dumplings
(3) Swine Tureen
(4) Borderline Booyah |
listen |
| 63 |
09/09/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
PEDESTRIAN:
when following in the footsteps of admiration, consider whether
the steps taken, while the line walking, will circus the Circle. |
listen |
| 62 |
09/01/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
SINK-IN
is not the digital media co-location process--just AI pinging
the equivalent archival insight: data depth perception coming
back up. |
listen |
| 47 |
08/28/10 |
21st
Century: The Vicinity |
Poem from the collection
Twenty-First Century:
(1) The Vicinity |
listen
|
| 61 |
08/24/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
"What's
in store" is not a request for a list of available commercial
sale items--just a question one asks after being sold: RAMIFICATIONS. |
listen |
| 60 |
08/23/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
LIFE'S
BLUNDER #3: When your laptop spontaneously shuts down, sinking
stomach/raising anxiety, check power/energy--plug in/ingest;
recharge. |
listen |
| 134 |
08/22/10 |
Piece
Meal #23
[culinary musing] |
(1) Layered Salad
Toppings
(2) A Stack of Dry Heat Salications
(3) Schoolhouse Chili |
listen |
|
|
08/15/10 |
The
Lite Imaging of Pithy Epiphanies
[sound shopping] |
Water falls,
then evaporates, clouding the 'lustration of photo synthesis.
A trial surveys, then abates, appraising tribulations of stress.
|
|
| 29 |
08/15/10 |
The
Lite Imaging of Pithy Epiphanies
[travel portrait] |
Water falls, then
evaporates, clouding the 'lustration of photo synthesis. A
trial surveys, then abates, appraising tribulations of stress.
|
listen |
| 59 |
08/14/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
Water
falls, then evaporates, clouding the 'lustration of photo
synthesis. A trial surveys, then abates, appraising tribulations
of stress. |
listen |
| 58 |
08/08/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
LIFE'S
(WEEKEND) JOURNEY BLUNDER #2: when walking winded in the forest,
take a much needed breather, just be certain not to block
the path. |
listen |
| 57 |
08/08/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
LIFE'S (WEEKEND) JOURNEY BLUNDER #1: when driving along a
unfamiliar road, the exit to the entrance will be passed by
if moving too quickly. |
listen |
| 133 |
08/07/10 |
Ray[monde]'s
Orderly Inclinations
[culinary musing] |
(1) Ray[monde]'s
Breakfast Melt
(2) Surfing Ray[monde]'s Turf
(3) Ray[monde]'s Cool Breeze |
listen |
| 56 |
08/02/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
MOJOJESTIC (adj.): a point of view or gracious gesture that
effuses within a locale an aesthetic atmosphere that brings
more joy than grief. |
listen |
| 55 |
08/01/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
A DURABLE PROCESS phases phrases, concretely computes the
steps sweeping generalizations, fatiguing fatuousness, instructing
the intellect. |
listen |
| 132 |
07/29/10 |
A
Tempting Approaches to Rife Volition
[culinary musing] |
(1) Dogs & Beans
(2) Clingy-Wingies
(3) Winter Pudding Summer Baked
(4) Rubbery Shrubbery Gag Quag |
listen |
| 023 |
07/23/10 |
Fuming
Industrial Strength
[anecdotal cooking] |
Daddy shares with
son the meaning of malodor. |
listen |
| 54 |
07/22/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
PLAGIARIZING LIFE: cookie-cutting; role modeling; copycatting;
history patterning; consensus building; demo marketing; gastronomy
grouping. |
listen |
| 53 |
07/18/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
LABOR OF LUBBER: on the surface, ignorance/simplicity is bliss,
only when intel-complexes blister beneath--working tensions,
grating nerves. |
listen |
| 52 |
07/14/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
Preaching to the choir is much like antagonizing the advocate--difference
being, choir sings harmoniously, whereas advocate whines off-key. |
listen |
| 46 |
07/12/10 |
21st
Century
Untitled Provenance |
Poem from the collection
Twenty-First Century:
(1) Untitled Provenance |
listen
|
| 51 |
07/10/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
HOLLYWOOD'S CANDID COMPETITION: what, with 'surveillance'
cameras, only one take! 'Funniest' brings home contentment,
regardless of return. |
listen |
| 50 |
07/05/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
ON FOLLOWING AFTERTHOUGHTS: When passing time 'is' like passing
gas, take actions that clear the air: mindfully less gutty--less
polemical. |
listen |
| 131 |
07/04/10 |
(Un)Conventional
Americana
[culinary musing] |
(1) Leaves of Soul
Wrap
(2) Frittata in the Sense of Naan
(3) Senior Shoat Ribs
(4) Wok Stir Bowl Stew
(5) I Am Scup, House of Sparidae |
listen |
| 49 |
06/27/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
HOME is not a sweetener--just a heart(less) (pipe) dream with(out)
gatekeeping or picket fence. A HOUSE is any shelter from homely
fancies. |
listen |
| 130 |
06/25/10 |
Messy
Meals #01
[culinary musing] |
(1) Pick Out the
Shells Stew [Chilled]
(2) Pig Slop Dip
(3) Trough Coulis Loaf |
listen |
| 45 |
06/22/10 |
21st
Century
The Different Deviants |
Poem from the collection
Twenty-First Century:
(1) The Different Deviants |
listen
|
| 48 |
06/18/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
REALITY is not 'reality'--just figments of thereness, of activities
(de)limited by (per)missive references: emotive/cognitive
experiences. |
listen |
| 44 |
06/14/10 |
21st
Century
Work Agency Digest |
Poem from the collection
Twenty-First Century:
(1) Work Agency Digest |
listen
|
| 47 |
06/13/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
ELECTIVE BENEFITS (buy/bestow): feeding candidate/commune,
one (1) to many (1M); for policy/provision, $70M/$70 per sum
invested/acquired. |
listen |
| 129 |
06/13/10 |
Menu
Magna Carta
[culinary musing] |
(1) Topping Griddle
Cakes
(2) Bit-by-Bit Fried and Fun Nutrition
(3) Organic Farm Parm [Posh Pomo Promo]
(4) Shrimp Egg and Shroom Young
(5) Clever Calling the Solution Tact |
listen |
| 46 |
06/10/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
(RE)MODELING (RE)VENUE (RE)LEASE (RE)SOLVE (RE)CYCLE :RRRRR:
[R&r] :rrrrr: reminiscent--render--reconciliation--renovate--replenish |
listen |
| 45 |
06/05/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
PLAUSIBLE is not a critic's clapping acknowledgment--just
having enough credible information to confirm that the Nile
'is' a river in Egypt! |
listen |
| 44 |
05/31/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
DISTINCTION is not a type of aroma therapy—just one of many
methods for appraising moral and aesthetic benefits. |
listen |
| 128 |
05/30/10 |
Liaison
de Résistance
[culinary musing] |
(1) Stirring Loquacious
Pond
(2) Comment Allez-Vous Poulet-Pomme De Terre Ragoôt
(3) Bitter-Sweet Beef Mixup
(4) Majestic Belles-Casserole |
listen |
| 43 |
05/27/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
MEMORY requires a s[t]imulant for getting an idea from a repository
system (that composts ramblings forgotten) to feed an explicit
appetite. |
listen |
| 127 |
05/23/10 |
Yo!
[culinary musing] |
(1) Champ on This,
Yo!
(2) Green EE-I-EE-I-Yo!
(3) Salad Got Game, Yo!
[What's with the sports metaphor?]
|
listen |
| 42 |
05/20/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
CONTEMPLATION:
when out of fresh ideas, better not be rotten or a spoiler
or moldy. Doing so leads to doing [ ]--just changes
the subject. |
listen |
| 41 |
05/18/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
VOTING:
expressing someone's contempt is a lie; one's own, the truth.
Electing/selecting, for self, is a [im]pl(a/[i])cation for
repast. |
listen |
| 43 |
05/15/10 |
21st
Century
DISASTER RECOVERY: TransParen(t)cy Guidance |
Poem from the collection
Twenty-First Century:
(1) DISASTER RECOVERY: TransParen(t)cy Guidance |
listen
|
| 40 |
05/12/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
TO
LUXURIATE is not to disambiguate the ethereal--'just' (a)
'matter' to have an 'other' folklore. |
listen |
| 126 |
05/09/10 |
RAY[MONDE]'S
FARCES: Flights of Fancy
[culinary musing] |
(1) Ray[monde]'s
Beef & Noodles
(2) Ray[monde]'s Soup[e] [d']Appendage[s]
(3) Ray[monde]'s Mélange |
listen |
| 39 |
05/07/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
PROBLEMATICS:
a sense of future to fare-(thee)-well; the [in]verse ending
to desperate measures; me(ta)tric(k)s, plots to time-out instance. |
listen |
| 38 |
04/29/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
ON
BEING A HOBBY ARTIST: creating out of Nature (happenstance
necessitated by inexplicable forces) w/a deeper degree of
interest, > a PhD. |
listen |
| 37 |
04/27/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
When
trying to make a point, try not to poke anyone--just dot the
'i'. Crossing the 't' is a whole other shtick.
|
listen |
| 022 |
04/25/10 |
The
Meanderthal: Archeological Abstractions (or a type of graphical
error)
[anecdotal cooking] |
Ed romanticizes
as to the origins of interpersonal relationships: (psychological)
projection, appetite association [desire], and ego. |
listen |
| 125 |
04/19/10 |
Agrarian
Oceanic Alchemical Amalgam
[culinary musing] |
(1) Rondo Combo
Sonata Soup (An Introduction)
(2) Soft Chowder Combination Soup
(3) Combo Violation
(4) Smitten Slaw Combo Relish
(5) Lying Layers of Combo
(6) Chewing Combo Spooning Soup
(7) A Nutritionist's Combo: An Alternative to Late Night Popcorn
with Butter and Salt |
listen |
| 36 |
04/18/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
ONGOING
GLOCAL: as distribution is web-enabled/flattened, nodes and
ties to the harvest intricate organically as farmers network
the market. |
listen |
| 35 |
04/16/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
De
jejune level is not a haughty term for a monthly meteorologic
maturity--just a gray matter set between de facto and de jure
perceptions. |
listen |
| 34 |
04/11/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
eEGO
is not the name of the latest energy-efficient godsend (motor
vehicle), nor is an indicator of intelligence--just a kind
of "holiness." |
listen |
| 33 |
04/09/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
ART:
primitive/proper rules portrayed w/in a modeled/shaped environment;
a forlorn/festive display by participant(s) both in/out of
control. |
listen |
| 28 |
04/07/10 |
The
Gab Hagglefest: Speed-Coaxing, Pressure-Pointing
[travel portrait] |
In this two-part
travel portrait, Ed and Eddie, father and son match wits as
they banter for their own benefit--each working an angle for
the consumer good. |
listen
part
one
part
two |
| 32 |
04/04/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
ON
AMENITIES (Tip/Question): Why does the cleaning of crud out
of the ears require a leisurely stay at a luxury hotel? Self-consciousness? |
listen |
| 31 |
04/01/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
MYSTERY
OF EXISTENCE is neither what's next (future) nor what/when
(past), but what/why (now): the combination of begetting with
the gotten. |
listen |
| 42 |
03/28/10 |
21st
Century
Stasis Status in Stark Seclusion |
Poem from the collection
Twenty-First Century:
(1) Stasis Status in Stark Seclusion |
listen
|
| 30 |
03/25/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
COMPUTATION
is not a sophisticated scheme for obtaining freebies, just
an algorithm for trending figures as well as contextualizing
memes. |
listen |
| 29 |
03/23/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
If
caught mumbling to yourself, do not say, "I'll call you back,"
if you aren't wearing an earset...neither use your thumb and
pinky finger. |
listen |
| 124 |
03/20/10 |
Feedback
Ecology #04
(Mashup-Minded Impulses)
[culinary musing] |
(1) Flip-Flop Flap
Nest
(2) Cushy Crunchy Critters
(3) Smothered Clump-Nuggets |
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| 28 |
03/18/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
HUMAN
imAGING: over the course of time, career and deeds are the
indicators that give birthdays significance--only in the afterlife. |
listen |
| 123 |
03/14/10 |
Feedback
Ecology #03
(Winsome Loathsome)
[culinary musing] |
(1) Flavors Favorite
(2) Curry Ed
(3) Soggy Soup
(4) Heaping Griddles
(5) Bogged Beef |
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| 27 |
03/11/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
POLITICALLY
CORRECT ROLE REVERSAL (example): Gender Discrimination: Health
Advisory: Social Commentary: Hormone replacement is a bitch!!! |
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| 26 |
03/09/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
ON
DISCOURSE: the insouciant swashbuckling of sentences is more
entertaining than the mincing of menacing words. |
listen |
| 41 |
03/07/10 |
21st
Century
Ethereal Material |
Poem from the collection
Twenty-First Century:
(1) Ethereal Material |
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| 25 |
03/04/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
OFF
MOPING: a sorrow that matters only in the realm of bliss unreasoned;
affluent sniveling--a sublime contagion that outlasts depression.
|
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| 122 |
02/28/10 |
Enduring
Convalescence
[culinary musing] |
(1) A Mischief Mauve
(2) Angst Embodied in Parts
(3) Appetite Antagonized En Masse
(4) Attuned Tummy Turner |
listen |
| 24 |
02/26/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
Speculating
on blizzard conditions incorrectly is less disconcerting and
troublesome than shoveling BS [bulky snow]. |
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| 23 |
02/22/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
When
lending a hand to the one that will feed you, observe the
bites are in proportion to the bio and econo: from the b[r]east
to the feast. |
listen |
| 121 |
02/21/10 |
Ray[monde]'s
Encompassing Region
[culinary musing] |
(1) Axis Planar
Plot Stew
(2) Impartial Lunch in Parts [west]
(3) Rotation Filler [east]
(4) Shrimp Moodle Soup [south]
(5) Mushroom and Rice Soup Dew [north] |
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| 22 |
02/16/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
CLASSIFICATION:
When the “Samaritan” pays the Service, but forgets to thank
the Samaritans--better to be fictitious or to have no class?
|
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| 21 |
02/13/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
LOVE & HATE:
one hundred-forty characters in(put/to) the box: personalities;
assembled/collected figures; (A/a)rt [un](fathom/forget)[able]. |
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| 20 |
02/10/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
BORDERLINE OBNOXIOUSNESS:
incessant adherence to a tenet potentially leading to tenetitis,
an 'ergo'nomic symptom of carpal tunnel syndrome. |
listen |
| 120 |
02/07/10 |
Feedback
Ecology #02
(The Predominantly Diverse Community)
[culinary musing] |
(1) Whetting Cup
of Soup
(2) Challenged Childhood Essay
(3) Texfu Tomwich
(4) Broken Token Spiffed Soup
(5) Upstream Stew
(6) Solid-Sipping Consomme with Notalotah Liquid |
listen |
| 19 |
02/04/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
MINDING THE OBVIOUS:
When unconscious, the intellect mystifies meaning: what the
brain is recording as trite or profound. (Say 'no' to duh!) |
listen |
| 18 |
02/02/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
ON SELF-LOATHING:
After successfully completing an intense project, before patting
yourself on the back, make sure your hands are clean! |
listen |
| 119 |
01/30/10 |
Feedback
Ecology #01
[culinary musing] |
(1) Faraway Subtle
Noodle Soup
(2) Deliberation Commune Stews
(3) Coddling Contentment |
listen |
| 17 |
01/28/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
Does embracing one's
pain pangs make one a masochist? Does accepting one's chronic
ailment make one sick? |
listen |
| 16 |
01/26/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
Remedial information
is not the latest lingo for issuing previously cycled content,
just a primer for the extension of understanding. |
listen |
| 15 |
01/23/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
CHEAPSKATING: When
checking your grocery receipt immediately after purchase,
try applying arithmetic skills. |
listen |
|
|
01/23/10 |
SILENT
TALKIE: Six Degrees of Urban Planning (A Surveillance)
[sound shopping] |
In this footage, Ed searches and wanders--tries
to find and figure out what he wants for breakfast. He is
loose and on the prowl. The location, a central business
district.
Ed is confounded by the telecommuters' existence:
stepping their way through the plaza to their office. Hoping
to stumble upon sustenance, he hobbles, attempting to unscramble
his inner voice.
Ed labors for this meal, gimping explicitly,
as if he were fulfilling a gratuitous obligation. Be forewarned
of this concept because Ed knows that he will not be able
to tap-dance his way out of this one.
While the cat meows, the cougar roars.
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| 14 |
01/20/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
So says Chagrin:
A bit of champing is a bit like gnashing with exception to
the teeth being ground when smiling bigly with glee. "Cheese!" |
listen |
| 118 |
01/17/10 |
Blah
Hullabaloo
[culinary musing] |
(1) Ray[monde]'s
Spaghetti Stew
(2) Oatmeal Smoothie [basic gravy]
(3) Swamped Soba |
listen |
| 13 |
01/16/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
HOLIDAY: a celebration
that is commenced willingly, that does not require leadership
on any given calendar. |
listen |
| 12 |
01/14/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
Insinuation is not
a state of grace, just a subtle way of sharing moral values. |
listen |
| 11 |
01/13/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
Looking back through
a rearview mirror provides approximately 20% hindsight vision. |
listen |
| 10 |
01/12/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
When driving stick-shift,
off to a roaring start includes releasing the clutch while
accelerating; otherwise you are going nowhere fast! |
listen |
| 021 |
01/11/10 |
Twin
Pinings |
Ed discovers that
personal painterly pictorial aesthetic relationships are a
rare find. |
listen |
| 09 |
01/10/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
When drawing conclusions,
does one use graphite or ink |
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| 08 |
01/07/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
FINGER-POINTING
CYCLE: Tedium--talking point; Ad Nauseum--tipping point; Spectrum--flattering
point; Per Centum--got the point; Thumbs-up |
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| 07 |
01/07/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
Shelving a [supra-]business
project is not like [super-]market product placement because
the former takes much less [prefixing] work??? |
listen |
| 06 |
01/05/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
Experience is only
as real as time and distance--chomp and chew (ingested and
digested), factoring in excursions to the loo. |
listen |
| 05 |
01/04/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
After picking up
take-out soup, and when driving in the car, be certain to
properly secure the Pho in the booster seat. |
listen |
| 117 |
01/03/10 |
Spherical
Bite-Sized Broths
[culinary musing] |
(1) Pearly Broth
(2) Bally Broth |
listen |
| 04 |
01/02/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
Remember,
yelling at the automated courtesy caller is like yelling at
the TV. |
listen |
| 03 |
01/01/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
NON-ADVICE: When
purchasing impulsively, try not to think too much... You will
stifle the ludicrous satisfaction. |
listen |
