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| 88 | 12/31/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | ED'S
INGREDIENTS [bookstuff]: off-the-shelf/cuff. Test the academically-challenged
epicure and he will fail. http://tinyurl.com/ei-bookstuff |
listen
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| 87 | 12/28/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | IS
A [B]LOG--a perturbance in time (a bump jarring notation) or a fated consequence
(a blip indicating inclination)--a precursor to lumber? |
listen
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| 145 | 12/26/10 | Demeritorious
Christmas
[culinary musing] | (1)
Lallygag Lasagna
(2) Sunrise Soup
(3) Barely Conscious Cream of Potato
and Mushroom Soup
(4) Holiday Ham
(5) Santa's Sleigh | listen |
| 86 | 12/23/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | EOY
RUMINATION: If the *person of the year* is almost half one's age, should one now
strive to become the *flatulent elder of the decade???* |
listen
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| 144 | 12/21/10 | Tummy
Touches
[culinary musing] | (1)
Citrus Paradisi Côtelette
(2) Placidity Pulses
(3) Sublime Brassage
Couches Sociales Queue Ragoût
(4) Ray[monde]'s Compilation Stew
(5) Ray[monde]'s Chicken Stew | listen |
| 85 | 12/19/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | CONSOLIDATION
is not a set of opposing PROs (dyslexic silos/fortresses), just a series of societal
Pillars standing to distribute the load. |
listen
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| 84 | 12/14/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | A
BROKEN SPORTS METAPHOR: Unlike Football Booth Management, Health Insurance Execs
attempt to keep time on the clock. TD the veggie snacks. | listen
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| 49 | 12/12/10 | 21st
Century: TOPIC EPIC: Today or Tomorrow | Poem
from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) TOPIC EPIC: Today or
Tomorrow (My 21 Cents...And Then Some) |
listen
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| 83 | 12/04/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | .PRODUCTIVE
PROCRASTINATION: satisfactorily finding something better to do other than doing
what is supposed to be done: ANXIOUS ASCENSION. |
listen
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| 143 | 11/27/10 | Quest
for Fava (Beans): Who's My Daddy?
[culinary musing] | (1)
Fava Frittata
(2) King(s) Cake Fava Fritters
(3) Chillin' Fava Liver
(4) Family Pack Ascending Fava
(5) Sloppy Fava Joe Taco | listen |
| 82 | 11/26/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | THANKSGIVING
RELAXATION is not the taking of yet another pill--just the momentary comfort N
knowing that a 2nd bowel movmnt isn't necessary. |
listen |
| 81 | 11/21/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | EXTREME
MULTITASKING INTERGEN HOUSEHOLD [end]: 5) Feeding newborn, foot-petting dog. "Oh
yeah" kid chores, downloads, after-hour activities. |
listen
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| 80 | 11/21/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | EXTREME
MULTITASKING INTERGEN HOUSEHOLD [continued]: 4) TXTing partner-spouse the *Whn
U leev office B4U g'home Din@6 make-snappy* 2Do list. |
listen |
| 79 | 11/21/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | EXTREME
MULTITASKING INTERGEN HOUSEHOLD [continued]: 3) On the laptop, attending webinar
"Knowledge Management in a Social Web Environment." |
listen |
| 78 | 11/21/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | EXTREME
MULTITASKING INTERGEN HOUSEHOLD [continued]: 2) Conducting conference call with
consumer colleagues on the landline speakerphone. |
listen |
| 77 | 11/21/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | EXTREME
MULTITASKING IN AN AUSTERE INTERGENERATIONAL HOUSEHOLD: 1) *Just-righting* DTV
antenna for granny who's wearing wireless headphones. |
listen |
| 47 | 11/21/10 | 21st
Century: Sci-Fi Brief from the Fly | Poem
from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) A Sci-Fi Brief on the
Fly from the Fly on the Wall -- A Competitive Intelligence Business Plan in Action
-- A Web Sited Boot Camp in Four Parts |
listen
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| 76 | 11/19/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | A
LOW KEY HIGH: When 'fed up' and exhausted, sedation is not an ecstasy--just a
spiked r/elation to/for a unfulfilling exercise in futility. |
listen |
| 142 | 11/14/10 | In
the Throes of Consumption: An Automatic Sampling
[culinary musing] | (1)
Gourmand's Gray Gumbo
(2) Protein, Grains and Solar Power Stew
(3) Dominica
Affect In Vivo
(4) Chicken-Fried Resemblance
(5) Grandma's Babuni Rejuvenation
(6) A Thrift for Epicurean Non-Otherness Domesticity | listen |
| 75 | 11/12/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | InCongruity:
like-minded feelings synched lately out of time; fetching repasts appetizing dessert
before (and behind) the posthumous future. |
listen |
| 74 | 11/08/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | Dysfunction
is not a disgrace--just an awkward algorithm: sending home the 'lame,' 'cleaning
house' in the pursuit to heal a maimed spirit. |
listen |
| 141 | 11/06/10 | Fishy
Plainsong Trilogy
[culinary musing] | (1)
Chant No. 1: Munching Missive Melodies
(2) Chant No. 2: Plated Fascia Wailing
(3) Chant No. 3: Oops, I Forgot Mother's Birthday (Surprise Dinner Party)! | listen |
| 73 | 11/01/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | [
:s ] A CHEW: with sullied swampland, broken-down bridges, and compromised clout,
what else remains to retail--gesundheit? [Buh-hooks!!!] |
listen |
| 72 | 10/27/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | TRICK
AND/OR TREATING INFORMATION: dietary issues concerning spells and/or schemata
that hallow being, thus requiring candy-coated analysis. |
listen |
| 71 | 10/25/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | Unlike
the SHOCK of the new, a BLAST from the past does not prompt a nostalgia trip,
just a pleasant reminder of the FUN(?!) not remembered. |
listen |
| 140 | 10/24/10 | Delightful
Frightful
[culinary musing] | (1)
Delightful Frightful | listen |
| 139b | 10/18/10 | Piece
Meal #24
[culinary musing] | (1)
Shipwreck Slumgullion Frenzy
(2) Ray[monde]'s One Pot Stew
(3) Ray[monde]'s
Forage Porridge | listen |
| 139a | 10/18/10 | Generation:
Future Feedings: Vision #4
[culinary musing] | (1)
Open Face Relationship
(2) Flat Tire Fun
(3) Jammy Yammies | listen |
| 70 | 10/17/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | NOSING
THE DRIVE: survey the land, refer to the audio/visual and literal longing in mouth
shut--inhale the hunger, exhale into the horizon. |
listen |
| 69 | 10/14/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | KITCHEN
CONUNDRUM #2: Fact or fiction--if you are a guest on a "fake news" program,
do the statements made become a matter of public record?
|
listen |
| 68 | 10/14/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | LOCATION!
LOCATION! LOCATION! Even on choice estate, finding a terminated mouse can be more
difficult than catching a live one. Sniff-sniff! |
listen |
| 138 | 10/03/10 | Generation:
Future Feedings: Vision #3
[culinary musing] | (1)
Broken Noodle bLAMb
(2) Something's Fishy
(3) Wedging the Baked Round
Loaf
(4) Foodie Fugal | listen |
| 67 | 10/02/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | RESTorRANT:
Academics that bring to the counter factuals; Art that sets decor, um, the taste
testing the pro and con of a (pre-)fixed meal. |
listen |
| 66 | 09/30/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | A
KITCHEN CONUNDRUM: from collecting cuisine parts to scraping the soiled dishes--a
start that never finishes, a finish that never starts. | listen |
| 137 | 09/26/10 | Generation:
Future Feedings: Vision #2
[culinary musing] | (1)
Pasta Salud
(2) Gruel Sample A: Top or Bottom
(3) Gruel Sample B: Dense
Aspirations
(4) Monte Calzone | listen |
| 65 | 09/23/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | LANDSCAPE
ARCHITECTURE & FARMING: to upgrade the decade, one must develop and plant seeds
in order to harvest the market and fund the drive. | listen |
| 64 | 09/19/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | JUNK
BOND is not a low-end stock intended to be dumped when a threshold high is reached,
just the sentimental intake of non-nutritive food. | listen |
| 136 | 09/16/10 | Generation:
Future Feedings: Vision #1
[culinary musing] | (1)
Watch Out Soup
(2) Who Knew Stew
(3) One Day Soon Salsa | listen |
| 135 | 09/11/10 | Commune-House
Cooking
[culinary musing] | (1)
Non-Rinky-Dinky Double Salad
(2) Once Boiled Once Fried Tough Dumplings
(3) Swine Tureen
(4) Borderline Booyah | listen |
| 63 | 09/09/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | PEDESTRIAN:
when following in the footsteps of admiration, consider whether the steps taken,
while the line walking, will circus the Circle. | listen |
| 62 | 09/01/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | SINK-IN
is not the digital media co-location process--just AI pinging the equivalent archival
insight: data depth perception coming back up. | listen |
| 47 | 08/28/10 | 21st
Century: The Vicinity | Poem
from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) The Vicinity |
listen
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| 61 | 08/24/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | "What's
in store" is not a request for a list of available commercial sale items--just
a question one asks after being sold: RAMIFICATIONS. | listen |
| 60 | 08/23/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | LIFE'S
BLUNDER #3: When your laptop spontaneously shuts down, sinking stomach/raising
anxiety, check power/energy--plug in/ingest; recharge. | listen |
| 134 | 08/22/10 | Piece
Meal #23
[culinary musing] | (1)
Layered Salad Toppings
(2) A Stack of Dry Heat Salications
(3) Schoolhouse
Chili | listen |
|
| 08/15/10 | The
Lite Imaging of Pithy Epiphanies
[sound shopping] | Water
falls, then evaporates, clouding the 'lustration of photo synthesis. A trial surveys,
then abates, appraising tribulations of stress. |
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| 29 | 08/15/10 | The
Lite Imaging of Pithy Epiphanies
[travel portrait] | Water
falls, then evaporates, clouding the 'lustration of photo synthesis. A trial surveys,
then abates, appraising tribulations of stress. | listen |
| 59 | 08/14/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | Water
falls, then evaporates, clouding the 'lustration of photo synthesis. A trial surveys,
then abates, appraising tribulations of stress. | listen |
| 58 | 08/08/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
LIFE'S (WEEKEND) JOURNEY BLUNDER #2: when walking winded in the
forest, take a much needed breather, just be certain not to block the path. | listen |
| 57 | 08/08/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
LIFE'S (WEEKEND) JOURNEY BLUNDER #1: when driving along a unfamiliar
road, the exit to the entrance will be passed by if moving too quickly. | listen |
| 133 | 08/07/10 | Ray[monde]'s
Orderly Inclinations
[culinary musing] | (1)
Ray[monde]'s Breakfast Melt
(2) Surfing Ray[monde]'s Turf
(3) Ray[monde]'s
Cool Breeze | listen |
| 56 | 08/02/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
MOJOJESTIC (adj.): a point of view or gracious gesture that effuses
within a locale an aesthetic atmosphere that brings more joy than grief. | listen |
| 55 | 08/01/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
A DURABLE PROCESS phases phrases, concretely computes the steps
sweeping generalizations, fatiguing fatuousness, instructing the intellect. | listen |
| 132 | 07/29/10 | A
Tempting Approaches to Rife Volition
[culinary musing] | (1)
Dogs & Beans
(2) Clingy-Wingies
(3) Winter Pudding Summer Baked
(4)
Rubbery Shrubbery Gag Quag | listen |
| 023 | 07/23/10 | Fuming
Industrial Strength
[anecdotal cooking] | Daddy
shares with son the meaning of malodor. | listen |
| 54 | 07/22/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
PLAGIARIZING LIFE: cookie-cutting; role modeling; copycatting;
history patterning; consensus building; demo marketing; gastronomy grouping. | listen |
| 53 | 07/18/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
LABOR OF LUBBER: on the surface, ignorance/simplicity is bliss,
only when intel-complexes blister beneath--working tensions, grating nerves. | listen |
| 52 | 07/14/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
Preaching to the choir is much like antagonizing the advocate--difference
being, choir sings harmoniously, whereas advocate whines off-key. | listen |
| 46 | 07/12/10 | 21st
Century
Untitled Provenance | Poem
from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Untitled Provenance |
listen
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| 51 | 07/10/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
HOLLYWOOD'S CANDID COMPETITION: what, with 'surveillance' cameras,
only one take! 'Funniest' brings home contentment, regardless of return. | listen |
| 50 | 07/05/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
ON FOLLOWING AFTERTHOUGHTS: When passing time 'is' like passing
gas, take actions that clear the air: mindfully less gutty--less polemical. | listen |
| 131 | 07/04/10 | (Un)Conventional
Americana
[culinary musing] | (1)
Leaves of Soul Wrap
(2) Frittata in the Sense of Naan
(3) Senior Shoat
Ribs
(4) Wok Stir Bowl Stew
(5) I Am Scup, House of Sparidae | listen |
| 49 | 06/27/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
HOME is not a sweetener--just a heart(less) (pipe) dream with(out)
gatekeeping or picket fence. A HOUSE is any shelter from homely fancies. | listen |
| 130 | 06/25/10 | Messy
Meals #01
[culinary musing] | (1)
Pick Out the Shells Stew [Chilled]
(2) Pig Slop Dip
(3) Trough Coulis
Loaf | listen |
| 45 | 06/22/10 | 21st
Century
The Different Deviants | Poem
from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) The Different Deviants |
listen
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| 48 | 06/18/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
REALITY is not 'reality'--just figments of thereness, of activities
(de)limited by (per)missive references: emotive/cognitive experiences. | listen |
| 44 | 06/14/10 | 21st
Century
Work Agency Digest | Poem
from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Work Agency Digest |
listen
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| 47 | 06/13/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
ELECTIVE BENEFITS (buy/bestow): feeding candidate/commune, one
(1) to many (1M); for policy/provision, $70M/$70 per sum invested/acquired. | listen |
| 129 | 06/13/10 | Menu
Magna Carta
[culinary musing] | (1)
Topping Griddle Cakes
(2) Bit-by-Bit Fried and Fun Nutrition
(3) Organic
Farm Parm [Posh Pomo Promo]
(4) Shrimp Egg and Shroom Young
(5) Clever
Calling the Solution Tact | listen |
| 46 | 06/10/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
(RE)MODELING (RE)VENUE (RE)LEASE (RE)SOLVE (RE)CYCLE :RRRRR: [R&r]
:rrrrr: reminiscent--render--reconciliation--renovate--replenish | listen |
| 45 | 06/05/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
PLAUSIBLE is not a critic's clapping acknowledgment--just having
enough credible information to confirm that the Nile 'is' a river in Egypt! | listen |
| 44 | 05/31/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
DISTINCTION is not a type of aroma therapy—just one of many methods
for appraising moral and aesthetic benefits. | listen |
| 128 | 05/30/10 | Liaison
de Résistance
[culinary musing] | (1)
Stirring Loquacious Pond
(2) Comment Allez-Vous Poulet-Pomme De Terre Ragoôt
(3) Bitter-Sweet Beef Mixup
(4) Majestic Belles-Casserole | listen |
| 43 | 05/27/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
MEMORY requires a s[t]imulant for getting an idea from a repository
system (that composts ramblings forgotten) to feed an explicit appetite. | listen |
| 127 | 05/23/10 | Yo!
[culinary musing] | (1)
Champ on This, Yo!
(2) Green EE-I-EE-I-Yo!
(3) Salad Got Game, Yo!
[What's with the sports metaphor?]
| listen |
| 42 | 05/20/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
CONTEMPLATION: when out of fresh ideas, better not be rotten or
a spoiler or moldy. Doing so leads to doing [ ]--just changes the subject. | listen |
| 41 | 05/18/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
VOTING: expressing someone's contempt is a lie; one's own, the
truth. Electing/selecting, for self, is a [im]pl(a/[i])cation for repast. | listen |
| 43 | 05/15/10 | 21st
Century
DISASTER RECOVERY: TransParen(t)cy Guidance | Poem
from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) DISASTER RECOVERY: TransParen(t)cy
Guidance |
listen
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| 40 | 05/12/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
TO LUXURIATE is not to disambiguate the ethereal--'just' (a) 'matter'
to have an 'other' folklore. | listen |
| 126 | 05/09/10 | RAY[MONDE]'S
FARCES: Flights of Fancy
[culinary musing] | (1)
Ray[monde]'s Beef & Noodles
(2) Ray[monde]'s Soup[e] [d']Appendage[s]
(3) Ray[monde]'s Mélange | listen |
| 39 | 05/07/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
PROBLEMATICS: a sense of future to fare-(thee)-well; the [in]verse
ending to desperate measures; me(ta)tric(k)s, plots to time-out instance. | listen |
| 38 | 04/29/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
ON BEING A HOBBY ARTIST: creating out of Nature (happenstance necessitated
by inexplicable forces) w/a deeper degree of interest, > a PhD. | listen |
| 37 | 04/27/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
When trying to make a point, try not to poke anyone--just dot the
'i'. Crossing the 't' is a whole other shtick. | listen |
| 022 | 04/25/10 | The
Meanderthal: Archeological Abstractions (or a type of graphical error)
[anecdotal cooking] | Ed
romanticizes as to the origins of interpersonal relationships: (psychological)
projection, appetite association [desire], and ego. | listen |
| 125 | 04/19/10 | Agrarian
Oceanic Alchemical Amalgam
[culinary musing] | (1)
Rondo Combo Sonata Soup (An Introduction)
(2) Soft Chowder Combination Soup
(3) Combo Violation
(4) Smitten Slaw Combo Relish
(5) Lying Layers of
Combo
(6) Chewing Combo Spooning Soup
(7) A Nutritionist's Combo: An Alternative
to Late Night Popcorn with Butter and Salt | listen |
| 36 | 04/18/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
ONGOING GLOCAL: as distribution is web-enabled/flattened, nodes
and ties to the harvest intricate organically as farmers network the market. | listen |
| 35 | 04/16/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
De jejune level is not a haughty term for a monthly meteorologic
maturity--just a gray matter set between de facto and de jure perceptions. | listen |
| 34 | 04/11/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
eEGO is not the name of the latest energy-efficient godsend (motor
vehicle), nor is an indicator of intelligence--just a kind of "holiness." | listen |
| 33 | 04/09/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
ART: primitive/proper rules portrayed w/in a modeled/shaped environment;
a forlorn/festive display by participant(s) both in/out of control. | listen |
| 28 | 04/07/10 | The
Gab Hagglefest: Speed-Coaxing, Pressure-Pointing
[travel portrait] | In
this two-part travel portrait, Ed and Eddie, father and son match wits as they
banter for their own benefit--each working an angle for the consumer good. | listen
part
one
part
two |
| 32 | 04/04/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] |
ON AMENITIES (Tip/Question): Why does the cleaning of crud out
of the ears require a leisurely stay at a luxury hotel? Self-consciousness? | listen |
| 31 | 04/01/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | MYSTERY
OF EXISTENCE is neither what's next (future) nor what/when (past), but what/why
(now): the combination of begetting with the gotten. | listen |
| 42 | 03/28/10 | 21st
Century
Stasis Status in Stark Seclusion | Poem
from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Stasis Status in Stark
Seclusion |
listen
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| 30 | 03/25/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | COMPUTATION
is not a sophisticated scheme for obtaining freebies, just an algorithm for trending
figures as well as contextualizing memes. | listen |
| 29 | 03/23/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | If
caught mumbling to yourself, do not say, "I'll call you back," if you aren't wearing
an earset...neither use your thumb and pinky finger. | listen |
| 124 | 03/20/10 | Feedback
Ecology #04
(Mashup-Minded Impulses)
[culinary musing] | (1)
Flip-Flop Flap Nest
(2) Cushy Crunchy Critters
(3) Smothered Clump-Nuggets | listen |
| 28 | 03/18/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | HUMAN
imAGING: over the course of time, career and deeds are the indicators that give
birthdays significance--only in the afterlife. | listen |
| 123 | 03/14/10 | Feedback
Ecology #03
(Winsome Loathsome)
[culinary musing] | (1)
Flavors Favorite
(2) Curry Ed
(3) Soggy Soup
(4) Heaping Griddles
(5) Bogged Beef | listen |
| 27 | 03/11/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | POLITICALLY
CORRECT ROLE REVERSAL (example): Gender Discrimination: Health Advisory: Social
Commentary: Hormone replacement is a bitch!!! | listen |
| 26 | 03/09/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | ON
DISCOURSE: the insouciant swashbuckling of sentences is more entertaining than
the mincing of menacing words. | listen |
| 41 | 03/07/10 | 21st
Century
Ethereal Material | Poem
from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Ethereal Material |
listen |
| 25 | 03/04/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | OFF
MOPING: a sorrow that matters only in the realm of bliss unreasoned; affluent
sniveling--a sublime contagion that outlasts depression. | listen |
| 122 | 02/28/10 | Enduring
Convalescence
[culinary musing] | (1)
A Mischief Mauve
(2) Angst Embodied in Parts
(3) Appetite Antagonized
En Masse
(4) Attuned Tummy Turner | listen |
| 24 | 02/26/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | Speculating
on blizzard conditions incorrectly is less disconcerting and troublesome than
shoveling BS [bulky snow]. | listen |
| 23 | 02/22/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | When
lending a hand to the one that will feed you, observe the bites are in proportion
to the bio and econo: from the b[r]east to the feast. | listen |
| 121 | 02/21/10 | Ray[monde]'s
Encompassing Region
[culinary musing] | (1)
Axis Planar Plot Stew
(2) Impartial Lunch in Parts [west]
(3) Rotation
Filler [east]
(4) Shrimp Moodle Soup [south]
(5) Mushroom and Rice Soup
Dew [north] | listen |
| 22 | 02/16/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | CLASSIFICATION:
When the “Samaritan” pays the Service, but forgets to thank the Samaritans--better
to be fictitious or to have no class? | listen |
| 21 | 02/13/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | LOVE
& HATE: one hundred-forty characters in(put/to) the box: personalities; assembled/collected
figures; (A/a)rt [un](fathom/forget)[able]. | listen |
| 20 | 02/10/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | BORDERLINE
OBNOXIOUSNESS: incessant adherence to a tenet potentially leading to tenetitis,
an 'ergo'nomic symptom of carpal tunnel syndrome. | listen |
| 120 | 02/07/10 | Feedback
Ecology #02
(The Predominantly Diverse Community)
[culinary musing]
| (1) Whetting Cup of Soup
(2) Challenged Childhood Essay
(3) Texfu Tomwich
(4) Broken Token Spiffed
Soup
(5) Upstream Stew
(6) Solid-Sipping Consomme with Notalotah Liquid
| listen |
| 19 | 02/04/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | MINDING
THE OBVIOUS: When unconscious, the intellect mystifies meaning: what the brain
is recording as trite or profound. (Say 'no' to duh!) | listen |
| 18 | 02/02/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | ON
SELF-LOATHING: After successfully completing an intense project, before patting
yourself on the back, make sure your hands are clean! | listen |
| 119 | 01/30/10 | Feedback
Ecology #01
[culinary musing] | (1)
Faraway Subtle Noodle Soup
(2) Deliberation Commune Stews
(3) Coddling
Contentment | listen |
| 17 | 01/28/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | Does
embracing one's pain pangs make one a masochist? Does accepting one's chronic
ailment make one sick? | listen |
| 16 | 01/26/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | Remedial
information is not the latest lingo for issuing previously cycled content, just
a primer for the extension of understanding. | listen |
| 15 | 01/23/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | CHEAPSKATING:
When checking your grocery receipt immediately after purchase, try applying arithmetic
skills. | listen |
|
| 01/23/10 | SILENT
TALKIE: Six Degrees of Urban Planning (A Surveillance)
[sound shopping]
| In this footage,
Ed searches and wanders--tries to find and figure out what he wants for breakfast.
He is loose and on the prowl. The location, a central business district. Ed
is confounded by the telecommuters' existence: stepping their way through the
plaza to their office. Hoping to stumble upon sustenance, he hobbles, attempting
to unscramble his inner voice. Ed labors for this
meal, gimping explicitly, as if he were fulfilling a gratuitous obligation. Be
forewarned of this concept because Ed knows that he will not be able to tap-dance
his way out of this one. While the cat meows, the
cougar roars. |
|
| 14 | 01/20/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | So
says Chagrin: A bit of champing is a bit like gnashing with exception to the teeth
being ground when smiling bigly with glee. "Cheese!" | listen |
| 118 | 01/17/10 | Blah
Hullabaloo
[culinary musing] | (1)
Ray[monde]'s Spaghetti Stew
(2) Oatmeal Smoothie [basic gravy]
(3) Swamped
Soba | listen |
| 13 | 01/16/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | HOLIDAY:
a celebration that is commenced willingly, that does not require leadership on
any given calendar. | listen |
| 12 | 01/14/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | Insinuation
is not a state of grace, just a subtle way of sharing moral values. | listen |
| 11 | 01/13/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | Looking
back through a rearview mirror provides approximately 20% hindsight vision. | listen |
| 10 | 01/12/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | When
driving stick-shift, off to a roaring start includes releasing the clutch while
accelerating; otherwise you are going nowhere fast! | listen |
| 021 | 01/11/10 | Twin
Pinings | Ed discovers
that personal painterly pictorial aesthetic relationships are a rare find. | listen |
| 09 | 01/10/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | When
drawing conclusions, does one use graphite or ink | listen |
| 08 | 01/07/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | FINGER-POINTING
CYCLE: Tedium--talking point; Ad Nauseum--tipping point; Spectrum--flattering
point; Per Centum--got the point; Thumbs-up | listen |
| 07 | 01/07/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | Shelving
a [supra-]business project is not like [super-]market product placement because
the former takes much less [prefixing] work??? | listen |
| 06 | 01/05/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | Experience
is only as real as time and distance--chomp and chew (ingested and digested),
factoring in excursions to the loo. | listen |
| 05 | 01/04/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | After
picking up take-out soup, and when driving in the car, be certain to properly
secure the Pho in the booster seat. | listen |
| 117 | 01/03/10 | Spherical
Bite-Sized Broths
[culinary musing] | (1)
Pearly Broth
(2) Bally Broth | listen |
| 04 | 01/02/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | Remember,
yelling at the automated courtesy caller is like yelling at the TV. | listen |
| 03 | 01/01/10 | Mr.
Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism] | NON-ADVICE:
When purchasing impulsively, try not to think too much... You will stifle the
ludicrous satisfaction. | listen |
