| TRAVEL PORTRAIT
43: October 14, 2013
|not that FUNNIES
No. We don't have sushi.
Think We Got Him
I do believe we have found the hideout of the suspect
who slipped the anonymous note through the mail slot.
I can tell by matching the disparate font faces to
those on the note. How do I know for certain? Well
Chief Inspector, the writing is on the wall.
the Sign Says
Breakfast is served from 7:00 to 11:30 in the morning.
The time is now 12:45, exactly. Beep.
Found the bottle. Now, where's the message. Ugh.
How I do loathe scavenger hunts!
Aw, c'mon. I can't believe this! After all the progress
we have made. I've got the money!!
That's true, honey, but you didn't walk the line.
Yes, well thank you, darlin'. Thank you very
Not the Seating
Quit your complaining. I had to make this reservation
months in advance. Why? Because this restaurant has
gotten rave reviews--five stars! All the food
critics agree that nothing is good here!
You see kids. This is a perfect example showing the
reasons why sunscreen is important.
Uh, dad. Aren't we supposed to be getting
a Long Day
I see where to order. I see where to pick-up... WHERE
DO I PAY?!?!
Hmm. The message said to meet everyone at these coordinates
at 1600 hours precisely, eh, 4 o'clock sharp. [*Surprise!]
Oh yeah.... That stuff is better than rock
Keep moving dad.
Don't Care What Other People Say
Look. This was good and hearty, but I'm going to
have to be honest with you--this lacks soul.
What are you saying?
I want a divorce.
Darlin', what we had was tender....
Umm, daddy? Timmy and I, we like our costumes, but
we can't see anything.
Plus, it's dark and scary under here. [gasp] I can't
Yes ma'am. You read that correctly. The chef did
pick the sunflower seeds for this evening's menu.
We are proud of our mission and take pride in using
ingredients taken directly from the farm and, without
waste, serving them to our table of clients.