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62 09/01/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
SINK-IN is not the digital media co-location process--just AI pinging the equivalent archival insight: data depth perception coming back up.  
47 08/28/10 21st Century: The Vicinity Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) The Vcinity
listen
61 08/24/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
"What's in store" is not a request for a list of available commercial sale items--just a question one asks after being sold: RAMIFICATIONS.  
60 08/23/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
LIFE'S BLUNDER #3: When your laptop spontaneously shuts down, sinking stomach/raising anxiety, check power/energy--plug in/ingest; recharge.  
134 08/22/10 Piece Meal #23
[culinary musing]
(1) Layered Salad Toppings
(2) A Stack of Dry Heat Salications
(3) Schoolhouse Chili
listen
08/15/10 The Lite Imaging of Pithy Epiphanies
[sound shopping]
Water falls, then evaporates, clouding the 'lustration of photo synthesis. A trial surveys, then abates, appraising tribulations of stress.
29 08/15/10 The Lite Imaging of Pithy Epiphanies
[travel portrait]
Water falls, then evaporates, clouding the 'lustration of photo synthesis. A trial surveys, then abates, appraising tribulations of stress. listen
59 08/14/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
Water falls, then evaporates, clouding the 'lustration of photo synthesis. A trial surveys, then abates, appraising tribulations of stress.  
58 08/08/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
LIFE'S (WEEKEND) JOURNEY BLUNDER #2: when walking winded in the forest, take a much needed breather, just be certain not to block the path.  
57 08/08/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
LIFE'S (WEEKEND) JOURNEY BLUNDER #1: when driving along a unfamiliar road, the exit to the entrance will be passed by if moving too quickly.  
133 08/07/10 Ray[monde]'s Orderly Inclinations
[culinary musing]
(1) Ray[monde]'s Breakfast Melt
(2) Surfing Ray[monde]'s Turf
(3) Ray[monde]'s Cool Breeze
listen
56 08/02/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
MOJOJESTIC (adj.): a point of view or gracious gesture that effuses within a locale an aesthetic atmosphere that brings more joy than grief.  
55 08/01/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
A DURABLE PROCESS phases phrases, concretely computes the steps sweeping generalizations, fatiguing fatuousness, instructing the intellect.  
132 07/29/10 A Tempting Approaches to Rife Volition
[culinary musing]
(1) Dogs & Beans
(2) Clingy-Wingies
(3) Winter Pudding Summer Baked
(4) Rubbery Shrubbery Gag Quag
listen
023 07/23/10 Fuming Industrial Strength
[anecdotal cooking]
Daddy shares with son the meaning of malodor. listen
54 07/22/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
PLAGIARIZING LIFE: cookie-cutting; role modeling; copycatting; history patterning; consensus building; demo marketing; gastronomy grouping. listen
53 07/18/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
LABOR OF LUBBER: on the surface, ignorance/simplicity is bliss, only when intel-complexes blister beneath--working tensions, grating nerves. listen
52 07/14/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
Preaching to the choir is much like antagonizing the advocate--difference being, choir sings harmoniously, whereas advocate whines off-key. listen
46 07/12/10 21st Century
Untitled Provenance
Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Untitled Provenance
listen
51 07/10/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
HOLLYWOOD'S CANDID COMPETITION: what, with 'surveillance' cameras, only one take! 'Funniest' brings home contentment, regardless of return. listen
50 07/05/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
ON FOLLOWING AFTERTHOUGHTS: When passing time 'is' like passing gas, take actions that clear the air: mindfully less gutty--less polemical. listen
131 07/04/10 (Un)Conventional Americana
[culinary musing]
(1) Leaves of Soul Wrap
(2) Frittata in the Sense of Naan
(3) Senior Shoat Ribs
(4) Wok Stir Bowl Stew
(5) I Am Scup, House of Sparidae
listen
49 06/27/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
HOME is not a sweetener--just a heart(less) (pipe) dream with(out) gatekeeping or picket fence. A HOUSE is any shelter from homely fancies. listen
130 06/25/10 Messy Meals #01
[culinary musing]
(1) Pick Out the Shells Stew [Chilled]
(2) Pig Slop Dip
(3) Trough Coulis Loaf
listen
45 06/22/10 21st Century
The Different Deviants
Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) The Different Deviants
listen
48 06/18/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
REALITY is not 'reality'--just figments of thereness, of activities (de)limited by (per)missive references: emotive/cognitive experiences. listen
44 06/14/10 21st Century
Work Agency Digest
Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Work Agency Digest
listen
47 06/13/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
ELECTIVE BENEFITS (buy/bestow): feeding candidate/commune, one (1) to many (1M); for policy/provision, $70M/$70 per sum invested/acquired. listen
129 06/13/10 Menu Magna Carta
[culinary musing]
(1) Topping Griddle Cakes
(2) Bit-by-Bit Fried and Fun Nutrition
(3) Organic Farm Parm [Posh Pomo Promo]
(4) Shrimp Egg and Shroom Young
(5) Clever Calling the Solution Tact
listen
46 06/10/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
(RE)MODELING (RE)VENUE (RE)LEASE (RE)SOLVE (RE)CYCLE :RRRRR: [R&r] :rrrrr: reminiscent--render--reconciliation--renovate--replenish listen
45 06/05/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
PLAUSIBLE is not a critic's clapping acknowledgment--just having enough credible information to confirm that the Nile 'is' a river in Egypt! listen
44 05/31/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
DISTINCTION is not a type of aroma therapy—just one of many methods for appraising moral and aesthetic benefits. listen
128 05/30/10 Liaison de Résistance
[culinary musing]
(1) Stirring Loquacious Pond
(2) Comment Allez-Vous Poulet-Pomme De Terre Ragoût
(3) Bitter-Sweet Beef Mixup
(4) Majestic Belles-Casserole
listen
43 05/27/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
MEMORY requires a s[t]imulant for getting an idea from a repository system (that composts ramblings forgotten) to feed an explicit appetite.  listen
127 05/23/10 Yo!
[culinary musing]
(1) Champ on This, Yo!
(2) Green EE-I-EE-I-Yo!
(3) Salad Got Game, Yo!

[What's with the sports metaphor?]
listen
42 05/20/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
CONTEMPLATION: when out of fresh ideas, better not be rotten or a spoiler or moldy. Doing so leads to doing [  ]--just changes the subject.  listen
41 05/18/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
VOTING: expressing someone's contempt is a lie; one's own, the truth. Electing/selecting, for self, is a [im]pl(a/[i])cation for repast.  listen
43 05/15/10 21st Century
DISASTER RECOVERY: TransParen(t)cy Guidance
Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) DISASTER RECOVERY: TransParen(t)cy Guidance
listen
40 05/12/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
TO LUXURIATE is not to disambiguate the ethereal--'just' (a) 'matter' to have an 'other' folklore. listen 
126 05/09/10 RAY[MONDE]'S FARCES: Flights of Fancy
[culinary musing]
(1) Ray[monde]'s Beef & Noodles
(2) Ray[monde]'s Soup[e] [d']Appendage[s]
(3) Ray[monde]'s Mélange
listen
39 05/07/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
PROBLEMATICS: a sense of future to fare-(thee)-well; the [in]verse ending to desperate measures; me(ta)tric(k)s, plots to time-out instance.  listen
38 04/29/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
ON BEING A HOBBY ARTIST: creating out of Nature (happenstance necessitated by inexplicable forces) w/a deeper degree of interest, > a PhD. listen
37 04/27/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
When trying to make a point, try not to poke anyone--just dot the 'i'. Crossing the 't' is a whole other shtick. listen
022 04/25/10 The Meanderthal: Archeological Abstractions (or a type of graphical error)
[anecdotal cooking]
Ed romanticizes as to the origins of interpersonal relationships: (psychological) projection, appetite association [desire], and ego. listen
125 04/19/10 Agrarian Oceanic Alchemical Amalgam
[culinary musing]
(1) Rondo Combo Sonata Soup (An Introduction)
(2) Soft Chowder Combination Soup
(3) Combo Violation
(4) Smitten Slaw Combo Relish
(5) Lying Layers of Combo
(6) Chewing Combo Spooning Soup
(7) A Nutritionist's Combo: An Alternative to Late Night Popcorn with Butter and Salt
listen
36 04/18/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
ONGOING GLOCAL: as distribution is web-enabled/flattened, nodes and ties to the harvest intricate organically as farmers network the market. listen
35 04/16/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
De jejune level is not a haughty term for a monthly meteorologic maturity--just a gray matter set between de facto and de jure perceptions. listen
34 04/11/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
eEGO is not the name of the latest energy-efficient godsend (motor vehicle), nor is an indicator of intelligence--just a kind of "holiness." listen
33 04/09/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
ART: primitive/proper rules portrayed w/in a modeled/shaped environment; a forlorn/festive display by participant(s) both in/out of control. listen
28 04/07/10 The Gab Hagglefest: Speed-Coaxing, Pressure-Pointing
[travel portrait]
In this two-part travel portrait, Ed and Eddie, father and son match wits as they banter for their own benefit--each working an angle for the consumer good. listen
part one
part two
32 04/04/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
ON AMENITIES (Tip/Question): Why does the cleaning of crud out of the ears require a leisurely stay at a luxury hotel? Self-consciousness? listen
31 04/01/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
MYSTERY OF EXISTENCE is neither what's next (future) nor what/when (past), but what/why (now): the combination of begetting with the gotten. listen
42 03/28/10 21st Century
Stasis Status in Stark Seclusion
Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Stasis Status in Stark Seclusion
listen
30 03/25/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
COMPUTATION is not a sophisticated scheme for obtaining freebies, just an algorithm for trending figures as well as contextualizing memes. listen
29 03/23/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
If caught mumbling to yourself, do not say, "I'll call you back," if you aren't wearing an earset...neither use your thumb and pinky finger. listen
124 03/20/10 Feedback Ecology #04
(Mashup-Minded Impulses)

[culinary musing]
(1) Flip-Flop Flap Nest
(2) Cushy Crunchy Critters
(3) Smothered Clump-Nuggets
listen
28 03/18/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
HUMAN imAGING: over the course of time, career and deeds are the indicators that give birthdays significance--only in the afterlife. listen
123 03/14/10 Feedback Ecology #03
(Winsome Loathsome)

[culinary musing]
(1) Flavors Favorite
(2) Curry Ed
(3) Soggy Soup
(4) Heaping Griddles
(5) Bogged Beef
listen
27 03/11/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
POLITICALLY CORRECT ROLE REVERSAL (example): Gender Discrimination: Health Advisory: Social Commentary: Hormone replacement is a bitch!!! listen
26 03/09/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
ON DISCOURSE: the insouciant swashbuckling of sentences is more entertaining than the mincing of menacing words. listen
41 03/07/10 21st Century
Ethereal Material
Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Ethereal Material
listen
25 03/04/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
OFF MOPING: a sorrow that matters only in the realm of bliss unreasoned; affluent sniveling--a sublime contagion that outlasts depression. listen
122 02/28/10 Enduring Convalescence
[culinary musing]
(1) A Mischief Mauve
(2) Angst Embodied in Parts
(3) Appetite Antagonized En Masse
(4) Attuned Tummy Turner
listen
24 02/26/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
Speculating on blizzard conditions incorrectly is less disconcerting and troublesome than shoveling BS [bulky snow].  listen
23 02/22/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
When lending a hand to the one that will feed you, observe the bites are in proportion to the bio and econo: from the b[r]east to the feast. listen 
121 02/21/10 Ray[monde]'s Encompassing Region
[culinary musing]
(1) Axis Planar Plot Stew
(2) Impartial Lunch in Parts [west]
(3) Rotation Filler [east]
(4) Shrimp Moodle Soup [south]
(5) Mushroom and Rice Soup Dew [north]
listen
22 02/16/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
CLASSIFICATION: When the “Samaritan” pays the Service, but forgets to thank the Samaritans--better to be fictitious or to have no class?  listen
21 02/13/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
LOVE & HATE: one hundred-forty characters in(put/to) the box: personalities; assembled/collected figures; (A/a)rt [un](fathom/forget)[able]. listen
20 02/10/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
BORDERLINE OBNOXIOUSNESS: incessant adherence to a tenet potentially leading to tenetitis, an 'ergo'nomic symptom of carpal tunnel syndrome. listen
120 02/07/10 Feedback Ecology #02
(The Predominantly Diverse Community)
[culinary musing]
(1) Whetting Cup of Soup
(2) Challenged Childhood Essay
(3) Texfu Tomwich
(4) Broken Token Spiffed Soup
(5) Upstream Stew
(6) Solid-Sipping Consomme with Notalotah Liquid
listen
19 02/04/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
MINDING THE OBVIOUS: When unconscious, the intellect mystifies meaning: what the brain is recording as trite or profound. (Say 'no' to duh!) listen
18 02/02/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
ON SELF-LOATHING: After successfully completing an intense project, before patting yourself on the back, make sure your hands are clean! listen
119 01/30/10 Feedback Ecology #01
[culinary musing]
(1) Faraway Subtle Noodle Soup
(2) Deliberation Commune Stews
(3) Coddling Contentment
listen
17 01/28/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
Does embracing one's pain pangs make one a masochist? Does accepting one's chronic ailment make one sick? listen
16 01/26/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
Remedial information is not the latest lingo for issuing previously cycled content, just a primer for the extension of understanding. listen
15 01/23/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
CHEAPSKATING: When checking your grocery receipt immediately after purchase, try applying arithmetic skills. listen
01/23/10 SILENT TALKIE: Six Degrees of Urban Planning (A Surveillance)
[sound shopping]

In this footage, Ed searches and wanders--tries to find and figure out what he wants for breakfast. He is loose and on the prowl. The location, a central business district.

Ed is confounded by the telecommuters' existence: stepping their way through the plaza to their office. Hoping to stumble upon sustenance, he hobbles, attempting to unscramble his inner voice.

Ed labors for this meal, gimping explicitly, as if he were fulfilling a gratuitous obligation. Be forewarned of this concept because Ed knows that he will not be able to tap-dance his way out of this one.

While the cat meows, the cougar roars.

14 01/20/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
So says Chagrin: A bit of champing is a bit like gnashing with exception to the teeth being ground when smiling bigly with glee. "Cheese!" listen
118 01/17/10 Blah Hullabaloo
[culinary musing]
(1) Ray[monde]'s Spaghetti Stew
(2) Oatmeal Smoothie [basic gravy]
(3) Swamped Soba
listen
13 01/16/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
HOLIDAY: a celebration that is commenced willingly, that does not require leadership on any given calendar. listen
12 01/14/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
Insinuation is not a state of grace, just a subtle way of sharing moral values. listen
11 01/13/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
Looking back through a rearview mirror provides approximately 20% hindsight vision. listen
10 01/12/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
When driving stick-shift, off to a roaring start includes releasing the clutch while accelerating; otherwise you are going nowhere fast! listen
021 01/11/10 Twin Pinings Ed discovers that personal painterly pictorial aesthetic relationships are a rare find. listen
09 01/10/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
When drawing conclusions, does one use graphite or ink listen
08 01/07/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
FINGER-POINTING CYCLE: Tedium--talking point; Ad Nauseum--tipping point; Spectrum--flattering point; Per Centum--got the point; Thumbs-up listen
07 01/07/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
Shelving a [supra-]business project is not like [super-]market product placement because the former takes much less [prefixing] work??? listen
06 01/05/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
Experience is only as real as time and distance--chomp and chew (ingested and digested), factoring in excursions to the loo. listen
05 01/04/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
After picking up take-out soup, and when driving in the car, be certain to properly secure the Pho in the booster seat. listen
117 01/03/10 Spherical Bite-Sized Broths
[culinary musing]
(1) Pearly Broth
(2) Bally Broth
listen
04 01/02/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
Remember, yelling at the automated courtesy caller is like yelling at the TV. listen
03 01/01/10 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
NON-ADVICE: When purchasing impulsively, try not to think too much... You will stifle the ludicrous satisfaction. listen
02 12/31/09 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
When in line waiting, do not huff-and-puff unless you have eaten a breath mint. listen
01 12/31/09 Mr. Potty Mouth
[Epigram/Aphorism]
The words tweeted here are subconscious epigrams, nonsense disguised as aphorisms. listen
116 12/27/09 Aftertaste Concoctions
[culinary musing]

(1) Eccentric Centrism
(2) Leggy Pasta-Rice
(3) Ed's Chorizo and Eggs (revisited)
(4) Cuatro-Parte Guisado
(5) Baked Bruncheon Omelet
(6) Shmancy Saliva Spread (Room-Tempered)

listen
40 12/20/09 21st Century
Emancipated Uniformity
Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Emancipated Uniformity
listen
115 12/13/09 Stomach Stuffers / Crevice Fillers
[culinary musing]

(1) Garish Grout Chowder
(2) Spladhesive Salad Sandwich
(3) Creamy Cottage Caulk

listen
114 12/06/09 Tizzying Seasonings
[culinary musing]

(1) Ray[monde]'s Melon-Tropic Tilapia
(2) Ray[monde]'s Basa and Beans

listen
113 11/28/09 Festive Fowl Stew [Redux]
[culinary musing]

Ed wonders whether or not the sequel (Neo-[modern]) is better than the original.

(1) Festive Fowl Stew [Redux]

listen
39 11/22/09 21st Century
Racial Bitmapping
Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Racial Bitmapping
listen
112 11/13/09 Errant Piquant Aberrations
[culinary musing]
(1) Proto-Festive Fowl
(2) Cheesy Capsicum Campanelle
(3) Young Soup with Egg and Shrimp
(4) Sweet Tilapia Layer Melt
listen
38 11/07/09 21st Century
Suspects of Interest
Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Suspects of Interest
listen
111 10/30/09 Gobbling Gustation
[culinary musing]
FOODSTUFF:
(1) Giving Fast Thanks Break
(2) Gardening Soup
listen
37 10/25/09 21st Century
Cultivation [in] Confidence
Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Cultivation [in] Confidence
listen
110 10/18/09 Laboratory [Din-Din] Suppers
[culinary musing]
FOODSTUFF:
(1) Laboratory [Din-Din] Suppers
(2) Stuffy Nose Bull Dinky Soup
(3) Ray[monde]'s Shallow Pond
listen
109 10/09/09 Champing the Chew
[culinary musing]
FOODSTUFF:
(1) Duo 'Pasta' Carnivorous Casserole
(2) Present Day Ruminations
listen
108 10/04/09 Scandalous Prerogatives
[culinary musing]
FOODSTUFF:
(1) So-So Breakfast
(2) Semi-Soup
(3) A Mild Hot Hunkering
(4) Ray[monde]'s Morning Stew
listen
107 09/25/09 Cultural Studies (Cuisine Week)
[culinary musing]

Ed's work feeds into Cultural Studies. Should academia step up to (sitdown at) the plate?

FOODSTUFF:
(1) The Polenta Populous Collection
(2) Baked Macaroni & Cheese
(3) Collared Civility (Shackle Soup)
(4) Beef Broccoli with a Wasabe Haute
(5) Ray 'The Technician' Taco
(6) Fun Funky Fungi Feast

listen
36 09/19/09 21st Century
Y2ME
Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Y2ME
listen
020 09/13/09 Fascination Plates Prix Fixe
[anecdotal cooking]
Ed fixates on his dining discretions (and his mother). listen
106 09/07/09 Dinette Vinettes
[culinary musing]
(1) Morning Munch
(2) Sour Dragon Soup
listen
105 08/29/09 The Penning of the Pig
[culinary musing]
(1) Peach Picnic Pork
(2) Parsley Pork Pasta
(3) Filthy Pork Soup
listen
35 08/24/09 21st Century
Commodity Patented
Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Commodity Patented
listen
104 08/21/09 Gathering Disposition
[culinary musing]
(1) Soup Au Jus
(2) Be the Broth Hot
(3) Crotchety Crustacean
(4) Beety Eyes
(5) Granny's Cat Stew
listen
34 08/14/09 21st Century
Predominantly Phratry
Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Predominantly Phratry
listen
103 08/06/09 Ethnoesotericism
[culinary musing]
(1) Grand Lambshell
(2) Grazing Wallow
(3) Bean Double [Soup]
(4) Hot or Cold Borderline Dessert
(5) Sauced, Soft and Corny Meal
listen
08-OBP 07/29/09 On Being Patient #8
Precise Obfuscation:
A Cafeteria Commentary

[travel portrait]
Ed concludes that he is healing--the economy???
102 07/25/09 Cerebrating Acquaintances
[culinary musing]
(1) Mumbo Mollusk Stew
(2) Presto Dip
(3) Radish Eggs
(4) Baby Blue Bunyan Biscuits
listen
101 07/18/09 Stews Version:
Savvy Salvage Sassy Savage

[culinary musing]
(1) Version #1 [Sassy Salvage]
(2) Version #2 [Savage Savvy]
listen
33 07/12/09 21st Century
Ideal Zeal Appeal
Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Ideal Zeal Appeal
listen
100 07/05/09 Sardonic Respites
[culinary musing]
(1) The Dumplings and Broccoli at the Spa
(2) Intensely Dense Flavorful Fixings Layered in a Loaf
(3) A Red Rome Beauty
listen
99 06/30/09 Cravings: Outer Spacial Inner Places
[culinary musing]
(1) Meteor Shower Soup
(2) Martian Crater Fritters
(3) Purple Planetary Hockey Pucks
(4) Corny Orb with Lunar Orbits
listen
07-OBP 06/21/09 On Being Patient #7: I Love Medley
[travel portrait]
Nostalgic, scatterbrain daddy (Ed) variates audibly about bread, downloading, information and love.
98 06/17/09 Heady Carriage
[culinary musing]
(1) Split Synapse Brain Transplantillo
(2) Surf and Shoat Slurping Soup
(3) BBQ Loins and Bones
listen
97 06/13/09 Mental Tellus Pâté
[culinary musing]
(1) Mental Tellus Pâté listen
06-OBP 06/13/09 On Being Patient #6: A Philosopher's Progress
[travel portrait]
Ed takes pause detailing abstract limitations, composes a theory, and applies the theory to his psyche. listen
96 06/04/09 Hospitality Helpings
[culinary musing]
(1) Coated Stew
(2) Cryptic Croaker Mystery
listen
95 05/30/09 Mooching Meals
[culinary musing]
(1) Dally Revisited
(2) Chicken Heart [Warm and Friendly]
(3) Lumpy Cream of Potato Soup
(4) Ale-ing Beef Boiled Shrimp in Butter
(5) Twin Pipe Afterburn a la Mode
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05-OBP 05/25/09 On Being Patient #5: Operation Staycation
[travel portrait]
During his time of crisis, Ed tries to remain playful. listen
04-OBP 05/18/09 On Being Patient #4: Recuperation
[travel portrait]
Ed looks out his bedroom window while the birds encourage him to rest. listen
03-OBP 05/13/09 On Being Patient #3: Reversion Triggers
[travel portrait]
Ed extends his art appreciation penchant to sleuth his predicament. listen
94 05/10/09 Big Breakfast in a Mixing Bowl Petite
[culinary musing]
(1) Big Breakfast in a Mixing Bowl Petite listen
02-OBP 05/10/09 On Being Patient #2: Strike or Spike
[travel portrait]
Multitasking Ed juggles his work, vacation and sick time--on schedule? listen
01-OBP 05/02/09 On Being Patient #1: Introduction
[travel portrait]
This portrait is a grand round, a gross clinic in the removal of a tumor that is causing, within me, Cushing's Syndrome. This portrait is about a pituitary case requiring Endoscopic Transsphenoidal Surgery listen
93 04/26/09 Chef's Potato Amer-Gratin
[culinary musing]
(1) Heart in Steak
(2) A Tempting Fate
(3) Smoothing Over
(4) Chef's Potato Amer-Gratin
listen
92 04/21/09 The Horrible Adorable
[culinary musing]
(1) Grazing Grub
(2) Blemished Bowl
(3) Pallor Pressure Cooked
(4) Yucky Spread
(5) The Grotesque: One or Two at a Time
(6) The Horrible Adorable
listen
019 04/11/09 Monday (we are closed on) Monday
[anecdotal cooking]
Ed, the fledgeling. meets his Master--crossing that bridge when he gets there. listen
32 04/05/09 21st Century
Mindsetting Contentment
Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Mindsetting Contentment
listen
91 03/30/09 Beef Back Au Jus Spinacia Oleracea
[culinary musing]
(1) Dilling Catfish Soup
(2) Stir, Else Scorched Stew
(3) Big-Band-Leader Countdown
(4) Beef Back Au Jus Spinacia Oleracea
listen
90 03/22/09 Pudding Pastoral Particles
[culinary musing]
(1) Mole Melboller with Splashy Sauce
(2) Pudding Pastoral Particles
listen
89 03/14/09 Brokering Bedrock: Reconcile Congregation (Intruding Sensitivity)
[culinary musing]

Brokering Bedrock: Reconcile Congregation (Intruding Sensitivity)

(1) Pasta Topping
(2) Annotated Supper

listen
88 03/08/09 Eating (in) Tongue(s)
[culinary musing]
(1) Lines Simply Spoken
(2) Gritty Fritti;
(3) Garrulous Loquacity
listen
87 03/01/09 Mom and Pop
[culinary musing]
(1) Lingua Cucumber
(2) Fishy Joe
(3) A Pigeon and a Mole
(4) Omelet Domesticana y Rasquachismo
listen
31 02/22/09 21st Century
Rating Religious Righteousness
Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Rating Religious Righteousness
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86 02/15/09 Augmenting the Spread
[culinary musing]
(1) The Filling Shrimp Caper
(2) Roasted Smoothie
(3) Augmenting the Spread
listen
85 02/07/09 Mandarin Marshmallow Cacao Oatmeal
[culinary musing]
(1) Big Bass Tiny Bok Stock Soup
(2) Sprout Guajillo Chowder
(3) Mandarin Marshmallow Cacao Oatmeal
listen
30 01/30/09 21st Century
Specializing Standard
Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Specializing Standard
listen
84 01/24/09 Floundering Tomatoes
[culinary musing]
(1) Floundering Tomatoes
(2) Beef Potato Cherry Pecan Soupy Stew
listen
29 01/17/09 21st Century
Native Prominence
Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Native Prominence
listen
83 01/11/09 Apple Pork Noodle Soup
[culinary musing]
(1) Apple Pork Noodle Soup
(2) Black Bean, Brown Rice Soup
(3) Cream of Iridescence Soup
listen
28 01/03/09 21st Century
Sphere of Substance

Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Sphere of Substance

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82 01/03/09 Sphere of Substance (poem/foodstuff)
[culinary musing]
(1) Turkey Roll Stew
(2) Smothered Squid Sauté
listen
81 12/21/08 Piece Meal #22
[culinary musing]
(1) Open Face
(2) Sweat Soup
(3) Pasta Not Included
(4) Drips and Bits Stovetop Stew
(5) Textural Substance
listen
27 12/14/08 21st Century
Redundant Ratings Concerted
Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Redundant Ratings Concerted
listen
80 12/14/08

Piece Meal #21
[culinary musing]

(1) Squishy Squashy
(2) Redundant Ratings Concerted (21st Century)
(3) Baked Oatmeal Cranberry Raisin Cooled
listen
26 12/07/08 21st Century
The (UN)Sightly
Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) The (UN)Sightly
listen
018 11/30/08 Holiday Football Game
[anecdotal cooking]
Ed tests his (Turkey Bowl) holiday game in anticipation of the Christmas festivities. listen
25 11/22/08 21st Century
Hearing Voices
Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Hearing Voices
listen
79 11/16/08 Piece Meal #20
[culinary musing]

(1) Young Flash Old Stir Fry
(2) Jolly, Jolly Chicken
(3) Lively Loins
(4) Plum Loco

listen
78 11/09/08 Piece Meal #19
[culinary musing]

(1) My Mahi
(2) High O[h]m Low Let[te]

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24 11/09/08 21st Century
Period[i]city [B]order
Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Period[i]city [B]order
listen
23 11/02/08 21st CENTURY
Encountering the Clockwise
Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Encountering the Clockwise
listen
77 10/27/08 Piece Meal #18
[culinary musing]
(1) Mediocre Meat Meal
(2) Baked Bison Accessory
(3) Ragoût Ragu
listen
22 10/19/08 21st CENTURY
Critical Mass
Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Critical Mass
listen
76 10/12/08 Piece Meal #17
[culinary musing]
(1) Cinnamon Soup
(2) The Leaning Tower of Pita
(3) Plum Cucumber and Mulberry
(4) Beety Eyed Beef
listen
75 10/05/08 Empirical Confusions (1) Seaweed Noodles
(2) Dipping Soup
(3) Plum Sauce with Shrimp Stir Fry
listen
74 09/28/08 Home-Aid
[culinary musing]
(1) Chips Poulet Potluck
(2) Fastbreak
(3) Mom's Backyard Baby Basil Stew
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73 09/22/08 Experimentum Nostrum
[culinary musing]
(1) Ham-Ham Noodle Plum
(2) Peach Ribbon Soup
(3) Louder Chowder
(4) Banana Coconut Cream Cutlet
listen
017 09/15/08 Noir in Toto
[anecdotal cooking]
Ed determines that he is becoming depressed. He decides that he should go noir for the remainder of the day.
listen
72 09/07/08 Piece Meal #16
[culinary musing]
(1) The Saucy Yard Stands Alone
(2) Twist Soup
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07-SW 09/01/08 Sandy Watiff Off-Season Part 7
[travel portrait]
I asked myself, "How might these images reside within me as an aesthetic lore, as a magic from which I can gain a belief in being engaged with Art daily, while living a li[f]e?"
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06-SW 08/25/08 Sandy Watiff Off-Season Part 6
[travel portrait]
Having a hand in this infliction by smearing myself with the flagrant solar salve, I remain haunted by the experience recalled--with birds tweeting in my head.
listen
71 08/17/08 Piece Meal #15
[culinary musing]
(1) Tomatillo Chicken
(2) Tomatillo and Tomato Tripe Soup
(3) Tomato Rice Soup with Shiitake
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05-SW 08/10/08 Sandy Watiff Off-Season: Part 5
[travel portrait]
The Overseer had zoned my attitude, thus conceptualizing the aesthetic lore for which I sought secretly.
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70 08/01/08 Piece Meal #14
[culinary musing]
(1) Plum Chicken Stew
(2) Stewy Peach Pork Chops
(3) Sweet Stew
(4) Double Stock Chicken Stew
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04-SW 07/27/08 Sandy Watiff Off-Season: Part 4
[travel portrait]
We ran our errands, completed the itinerary and were back at the cottage within a few hours. Eddie was anxious to get out of the car. He wanted his easel, drawing paper and tackle box full of his art supplies.
listen
21 07/20/08 21st CENTURY
Eratation
Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Eratation
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03-SW 07/13/08 Sandy Watiff Off-Season: Part 3
[travel portrait]
The lobsterman read through the downloaded directions, then scanned the rental documentation, then skipped over the tourist information.
listen
69 07/05/08 Piece Meal #13
[culinary musing]
(1) Figgin' Fish Soup
(2) Saucy Chipped Beef
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02-SW 06/27/08 Sandy Watiff Off-Season: Part 2
[travel portrait]
I drove over to the intersection leading to the expressway. I checked to see if my downloaded directions to Maine were still tucked away in the overhead visor, then I reset the odometer.
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01-SW 06/16/08 Sandy Watiff Off-Season: Part 1
[travel portrait]
I wanted the artist's itinerary (aesthetic-lore).
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68 05/28/08 Piece Meal #12
[culinary musing]
(1) Cottage Departure Salad
(2) Returning Home Soup
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67 05/28/08 Piece Meal #11
[culinary musing]

(1) The One Day Soup
(2) Rad Tuna Salad
(3) Pork Pine Pepper Ragu
(4) Demi-Chocolate Concentrate

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66 05/22/08 Piece Meal #10
[culinary musing]
(1) Lox & Lily
(2) Potato Cheese Soup
(3) Eggs-a-Jerky
(4) Dillydally Egg Salad
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016 05/14/08 Waning the Exhale
[anecdotal cooking]
Ed waxes limerick about his broken tooth and replacement crown. listen
65 05/08/08 Piece Meal #9
[culinary musing]
(1) Baked Basil Polenta
(2) Smothering Squash
(3) Chocho Chew
(4) Quizzical
(5) Tofu Broccoli Pork Belly
(6) Preppy Peppers
(7) The Recipe: A Prep Chef's Tale
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20 05/01/08 21st CENTURY
Not In Front of the Inheritance
Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Not In Front of the Inheritance
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015 04/25/08 Time of the Dinosaurs
[anecdotal cooking]
From the story telling of Eddie Brown and the literary artistry by Ed Brown II comes the play The Time of the Dinosaurs. Listen to the stage reading of the play. Plus there are the original storyboard drawings by Eddie Brown. listen
64 04/17/08 Piece Meal #8
[culinary musing]
(1) Combination
(2) Yo Eggurt, Plant the Card to Your Mom
(3) Soup: Tofu, Noodle Belly
(4) Tropical Cod
(5) Lone Layering
(6) Bon Mot
listen
19 04/10/08 21st CENTURY
Posting the Present Present the Posting
Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Posting the Present Present the Posting
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63 04/04/08 Piece Meal #7
[culinary musing]
(1) Maw's Broccoli and Chicken Soup
(2) Nuclear Hazardous Paste
(3) Pan-Pork Chop
(4) Waffling Breakfast/Dinner
(5) Place Your Name Here
listen
62 03/27/08 Piece Meal #6
[culinary musing]
(1) The Grape Chicken Pasta
(2) Partly Rhubarb
(3) Here Fishy, Fungi
(4) Stir Dry Steamed Dinner
(5) Lemongrass Dumpling Soup
(6) Stewing with Grapes
listen
61 03/20/08 Piece Meal #5
[culinary musing]
(1) Collecting Choices
(2) Introspective Salad
(3) Lunchbox Briefing
(4) Lunch Upside-Down Salad
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18 03/13/08 21st CENTURY
The Delegation
Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) The Delegation
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60 03/05/08 Piece Meal #4
[culinary musing]
(1) Bathed Pork Ribs
(2) Stir Fry Supper
(3) Basa Mustard in the Bowl with Okra and Veggie Noodles
(4) Belly Up Big
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59 02/26/08 Piece Meal #3
[culinary musing]

(1) Indoor Picnic Salad
(2) Rinsed Salad
(3) Catty Fish Soup
(4) Tender Basins with Dip and Chips

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012
02/18/08 ART MATTERS: Father/Son
(Right Back Atcha!)

[sound shopping]
Eavesdrop on parts of a day full of art sessions involving challenge and creation, collaboration and criticism. listen
58 02/06/08 Piece Meal #2
[culinary musing]

(1) Pineapple Tuna Salad
(2) Pasta-Moderne
(3) Soft Spreads
(4) Steak, Aye Matey

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57 01/31/08 Piece Meal #1
[culinary musing]

(1) Breakfast Nuked Chicken
(2) Lunch-n-Munch
(3) Bacon Soup
(4) Fillet a la Feta
(5) Ed's Pad

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17 01/24/08

21st CENTURY
Eula's Song

Poem from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Eula's Song
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56 01/17/08 Kiwi Quintessential
[culinary musing]

(1) Mashed Potato with Beef
(2) Salad of the Absurd
(3) Excuse Me, But There's Chicken in My Gravy--And What's That Green Stuff???
(4) Braise, Blend and Be....
(5) Bottom of the Box, Mush Dessert

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12-TP-MD 01/10/08 Manifest Destiny [c. 1970]
[travel portrait]
A mean business, these Art Matters. All this blackness over (a) b(B)eauty.
listen
55 01/03/08 Fishing for Recipes
[culinary musing]
(1) Fused Scrod
(2( Tofu Tunafish
(3) Talapia Tasty
(4) Clay Oven Baked/Broiled Sardines
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54 12/26/07 Appeasement Remains
[culinary musing]
(1) Turkey Paté Omelette
(2) Cream of Turkey-Shiitake Soup
(3) Potato Button Pearl Soup
listen
53 12/14/07 Felicitous Pueblo
[culinary musing]
(1) Smothered Arepa
(2) Ed's Chorizo
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12/10/07
POEMS from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Co-Creature Criterion
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52 12/05/07 Last Miniatures
[culinary musing]
(1) Yam Yam
(2) Mush, Rooms! Mush!! Mush!!!
(3) Daddy's Delight
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011-SoSh 11/29/07 Scrooge's Christmas Harvest
[sound shopping]
As the doors close/shut out/in contemplation, Scrooge harvests qualities and values, searches for spirit and soul, taking into stock only the affection of the holiday season. listen
14-AC 11/20/07 Real-Time Tripe
[anecdotal cooking]
Consoling a new found friend who believes he made a foolish purchase, Ed laments that he didn't make the purchase of a lifetime. listen
15 11/13/07 21st CENTURY
Crashing the Browser
POEMS from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Crashing the Browser
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51 11/13/07 Readily Accessible or Not
[culinary musing]
(1) Chicken Lychee Lentil Soup
(2) Chanterelle Hen
(3) Squashy Tangled Geo-Soup
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50
11/04/07
Salad Soup Mush Stew
[culinary musing]
(1) Beef Salad
(2) Ginger Pork Rib Soup
(3) Bluefish Mush
(4) Vegetable Wing Stew
listen
01-VS 10/28/07

The Velvet Shadow

Controlled Substance Culture listen
49
10/20/07
Chef Pretending
[culinary musing]
(1) Monk Medallion Stew
(2) Vadilia Chicken Soup
(3) Dill Red Snapper
(4) Bok Boo Tofu
listen
48 10/12/07 Cooking-Up Knowledge 2
Free Associations
[essay]
Not to be remiss, Ed has rummaged through his files and found his knowledge recipies (22 pages). listen
47 10/08/07 Cooking-Up Knowledge
[culinary musing]

The goal is to alleviate appetite and quell craving.
(1) Ed's Spinach Rice Chicken,
(2) Curry (Cumin) Chicken Noodles

listen
14 09/30/07 21st CENTURY
Choice Encounters
POEMS from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Choice Encounters
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46 09/22/07 Challenging Times, Tough Chews
[culinary musing]
(1) Ed's Layered London Broil
(2) Limey Beef Short Ribs
(3) Spicy Chicken Dune
(4) Baked Cod Hot Chayote
(5) Indo-Jamon, Massaged
(6) Red, White & Blue Casserole
listen
45 09/16/07 Palate Four Distinct
[culinary musing]
(1) Fig Spread
(2) Croutons
(3) Plum Potatoes
(4) Coconut Curry Pork
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13-AC 09/09/07 MY BAGGAGE: Bearing a New Yorker's Crux
[anecdotal cooking]
In my attempts to embellish my literary career, I tried to become a member of a New York City Society, a part of the scene, a scene that has since past. For the City's advancement has been kicked in the rear, a Society caught off guard. listen
13 09/01/07 21st CENTURY
Traversing the Gravity of Longevity
POEMS from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) The Hidden Shadows
(2) Meming Memories
(3) Traversing the Gravity of Longevity
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44 08/24/07 Natural Mechanics
[culinary musing]
(1) Shank Coriander Pork listen
010-SoSh 08/20/07 Father/Son and Holy Whoa!
[sound shopping]
Join Ed and Eddie down the shore as they dine with family at a boardwalk restaurant. Experience this documentary (an abridged verbatim narrative) as father and son banter their real concerns and whoas. listen
43 08/12/07 Three Fish with Mussels
[culinary musing]
(1) Bluefish Chowder
(2) Fishy Noodles
(3) Ed's Sautéed Perch,
(4) Mussel Pasta
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12-AC 08/04/07 A Refrigerator Model
[anecdotal cooking]
A way (of) finding knowledge through perishable goods. listen
009-SoSh 07/25/07 Ribbing Off
[sound shopping]

Ed clops about town through Old Country and New Attitude neighborhoods searching for sounds and beef rib platters, which include [taking] two sides [with options] and cornbread. Measure up the slow [food] movement expedited patiently--a testimonial worth testifying--weighting pound for pound.

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008-SoSh 07/19/07 Dressing Kielbasa
[sound shopping]
Ed muddles through his meal options contemplatively. listen
42 07/14/07 Tried and True
[culinary musing]
(1) Eggs and Bacon note and poem
41 07/06/07 Syncretic Syndrome Simplified
[culinary musing]
(1) Baked Swiss Chicken
(2) Figgy Flounder Eggplant
prose-poem
40 06/27/07 Round and Round
[culinary musing]
POEMS: Consequential Connections; Round and Round poem
39 06/19/07 Soupy Soup
[culinary musing]
(1) Basil Chicken and Mushroom Soup
(2) Fowl Fennel Soup
(3) Somber Chicken Soup
(4) Winter Spring April Soup
foodstuff
12 06/13/07 Multimanifestations 2.0
Ethics: The Way We Are
Or The Way We Were
At issue are the Ethics "of society," the (cathartic / quiescent / vicarious) literacies that lie beneath the (path / map / passage in the) celebration of a (fundamental / practical / metaphysical) culture. listen
38 06/07/07 (1) Ed's Chicken Catatori
note | poem
11 05/29/07

POEMS from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) An Ideological Pilgrimage
(2) Commodifying Info-spheres

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37 05/23/07 (1) Baked Scallops
(2) Baked Polenta with Pepper Stew
poem
11-TP-NM 05/11/07
Moving On/Vacation Over
[travel portrait]
Ed contemplates the meaning of belonging. listen
10-TP-NM 05/10/07
A Convenient Lunch
[travel portrait]
Ed tries not to smile while eating lunch. listen
05/02/07
Magic/Abstract Realism
[travel portrait]
Ed knows where he's going, and he isn't going to tell!
listen
08-TP-NM 04/25/07
Santa Clara
[travel portrait]
Gallery hopping or not, Ed finds what for he is looking. listen
07-TP-NM 04/19/07
Los Alamos and Fuller Lodge
[travel portrait]
Ed is able to contemplate his day. He begins to realize that his breakfast chats are becoming more pointed and direct. What is going on here? listen
06-TP-NM 04/12/07 Ed takes a stroll around downtown Santa Fe. He is drawn to the Cathedral. listen
05-TP-NM 04/08/07 Ed finally gets to visit the Georgia O'Keeffe museum. He realizes that the "magic" of the artist is not gone. Ed discovers that (t)his "reality" is an ever-shifting perception. listen
04-TP-NM 03/31/07 Forgetful and neglectful, Ed will not let his vacation be hindered! listen
03-TP-NM 03/29/07
My Humble Adobe
[travel portrait]
A cottage with a view... listen
02-TP-NM 03/26/07
Arrival/Bed & Breakfast
[travel portrait]
With all the scenery, Ed manages to arrive at the B&B enthusiastic. listen
01-TP-NM 03/22/07
Getting There/Arrival
[travel portrait]
Ed is off on his way on vacation to... This is his correspondence of his adventures eating some of the surrounding areas' ingredients. listen
011-AC 03/13/07
Smarting Convergence
[anecdotal cooking]
I decided to get smart with my intercommunications. listen
10 03/03/07

POEMS from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) As Is
(2) Devastation I
(3) Devastation II
(4) Getting the Boot

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036 02/19/07 (1) Crock Pot Pork Soup
(2) Chuck(ed) Stew
note | poem
035 02/12/07
Affection
[culinary musing]
(1) Sweet Roughage note | poem
09 02/03/07

POEMS from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Collecting Consciousness
(2) Alerting Archives
(3) UPHEAVAL

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034 01/30/07
Leftovers
[culinary musing]
(1) Turkey Carcass Soup note | poem
010-AC 01/21/07 Enjoy a moment with Ed as he provides some cooking instruction, and engages in a little infused marketing. listen
11 min
033 01/15/07
Fancy Cooking
[culinary musing]
(1) Asian Hen
(2) Rum Raisin Carrots
note | poem
08 01/06/07

POEMS from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Collecting Capital
(2) Reveneration

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007-SoSh 01/02/07
Thy Daily Grind
[sound shopping]
Begin the the New Year with Ed as he starts the morning resolute by working the system to produce a modern class of coffee.
listen
12 min
X 12/24/06 
 The theme song, sung by chant.
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032 12/16/06
Familie Fixe
[culinary musing]
(1) bLAMb
(2) Mint Potatoes
note | poem
07 12/11/06

POEMS from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Not That Love
(2) In Cultural Exile
(3) Rude Awakenings
(4) The Fabl(e/ous)

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031 12/03/06
Marinade
[culinary musing]

(1) Ham Marinade
(2) Sangria Orange Chicken

note | poem
030 11/27/06
Layering Standards
[culinary musing]

(1) Frothy Lemon Bay Scallops
(2) Carrot Cake Meatloaf

note | poem
009-AC 11/19/06
Extreme Foodie on the Mend
[anecdotal cooking]
This is a versionary tale dedicated cautiously to the foodie who also happens to be a backwards ass-jack who would go through extremes just to have an exquisite dining experience. listen
25 min
06 11/04/06 POEMS from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) The Post-Information Age
(2) Time in Media
(3) Passing Liking
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029 10/30/06
Food Activity Report
[culinary musing]

(1) Ham Marinade
(2) Pickled Fish
(3) BBQ Turkey Drumstick

note | poem
006-SoSh
10/22/06
Egg Rolls and General Tso's Chicken
(Here's the Beef, Where's the Broccoli?)
[sound shopping]

Listen as Ed wanders for neighborhood American Chinese Take-out.

NOTE: there are topics for discussion.
Thank you.

listen
24 min
05 10/15/06 POEMS from the collection Twenty-first Century:
(1) Whatever Forever What
(2) Proxy Epoch Moxie
(3) Merchantechnics
(4) Insulting Matters
listen
028 10/08/06
From Scratch
[culinary musing]
(1) Basa Tofu Vermicelli
(2) Beef Pot Tart
(3) Ed's Baked Balsamic Chicken
note | poem
008-AC 10/01/06
Stressing Circumstanials
[anecdotal cooking]
Who was the rocket scientist that came up with the idea to carpet the floor of a fast-food restaurant??? Forget the rocket scientist. Should not we blame the social engineer who is attempting to design a more intimate space and experience? listen
04 09/22/06 POEMS from the collection Twenty-first Century:
(1) Escalating Memories
(2) Forging the Frontier
(3) Legacy Portraiture
(4) Specialized Generality
(5) Resorting to Renaissance
(6) Keeping the Company
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027 09/17/06
Can Opener
[culinary musing]
(1) Asian Smothered Tuna
(2) Smothered Tilapia
note | poem
026 09/09/06
Serving Function
[culinary musing]
(1) Veggie Primavera
(2) Spinach Ravioli
(3) Ravioli Sauce
note | poem
03 09/03/06 POEMS from the collection Twenty-first Century:
(1) M is for Marketing
(2) Gallery-Aged Echo
(3) Duplex Legacy
(4) Where to Now?
(5) Tricks of the Trade
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007-AC 08/20/06
For the Love of Good
[anecdotal cooking]
Am I your strangling strange or passing passion fruit? Plucky am I--a choice pick indeed! listen
02 08/13/06 POEMS from the collection Twenty-first Century:
(1) Arena Discourse
(2) Convenient Comfort
(3) Digital Assets
(4) Data Delivery
(5) Balancing Incoherence
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025 08/06/06 (1) Greco-Rainbow Trout note | poem
01 08/01/06 POEMS from the collection Twenty-first Century:
(1) Read Between the Ellipses
(2) Here and Now [coming and going]
(3) Assembling Cerebricity
(4) Artful Economics
(5) Mystery and History Presently
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024 07/27/06
Binge Cooking
[culinary musing]
(1) Roasted Salmon Mushroom Noodles note | poem
023 07/19/06 (1) Marmalade
(2) Eggplant Spread
(3) Pear Confit
note | poem
005-SoSh
07/06/06
Food Courting: Upgrade Double Triptych
[sound shopping]

Assign the grade up from local to global. Join Ed as he courts quality foodstuffs: beef and java. The product and service signs that foreground the bustle are augmented by the background noise signifying the event.

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16 min
022 06/29/06
A Menu's Referendum
[culinary musing]
(1) Calamari Salad
(2) Ed's Southwest Salmon
(3) Peach Tart
note | poem
021 06/23/06
Condiments
[culinary musing]
Barbecue Sauce (1-2) note | poem
020 06/16/06 Three Wise Cheeses and Macaroni note | poem
006-AC 06/16/06 The curator, she mentored me on how to contexturize: contextualize texture lingually; a vernacular that cannot be described in words or by taste. After I decided on the three cheeses for my artisanal dish, I went home to construct. listen
019 06/08/06
Hunger Management
[culinary musing]
(1) Occidental Salad/Oriental Wrap
(2) Lamb Wrap
(3) Chicken Wrap
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018 05/31/06
Kitchen Gadgetry
[culinary musing]
(1) Lemon Zest Chicken
(2) Mushroom Tartlet
note | poem
005-AC 05/26/06
Shaking Hands with a Chef
[anecdotal cooking]
In the living room, me, sitting in full view, on the morning day of Christmas, my sweetheart gave to me, a gift certificate. A gift certificate? A gift certificate to shake hands with a chef. listen
017 05/19/06
Generational Eating
[culinary musing]
(1) Fried Chicken
(2) Ken's Hot & Cold Kale
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016 05/12/06
Visceral Victuals
[culinary musing]
(1) String Bean Ding
(2) Yam Pie
note | poem
004-SoSh
05/06/06
Reading Determination
[sound shopping]

Speed slowly with Ed and Eddie over elapsed time. In this seemingly hurried-waiting scenario, what direction will this excursion take?

BTW--who is in control? The answer may leave you babbling in the end!

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29 min
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015 04/30/06
Feeding Remuneration
[culinary musing]
(1) Beef Stroganoff
(2) Clam Chowder
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004-AC 04/25/06
Found Sandwich
[anecdotal cooking]
Tuna Melon Sandwich listen
003-SoSh
04/19/06
No Frills
[sound shopping]

Shop industrial with Ed as he bulks-up on freshly ground coffee. How many cups of joe does a three-pound bag of roast make? How many demitasse of espresso?

Muse in this controlled environment, free from marketing pressures!

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19 min
014 04/14/06
Cooking for/at Home
[culinary musing]
(1) Ground Turkey Goulash
(2) Ed's Tasty Catfish
(3) Ed's Pork Chops
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002-SoSh 04/10/06
Touching Techniques
[sound shopping]
Venture along with Ed as he prices and shops for cheese and produce. Can you guess what Ed gets caught touching?
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15 min
003-AC 04/06/06
All the Rage
[anecdotal cooking]
Meat and Potatoes Salad listen
013 04/01/06
Gravy or Sauce
[culinary musing]
(1) Ed's Spaghetti Sauce
(2) Eddie's Pasta Sauce
(3) Alfredo
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001-SoSh 03/26/06
Topsy-Turvy Luck
[sound shopping]
A soundscape of the topsy-turvy adventure featuring Ed and Eddie (father and son) as they hunt at a local supermarket. What will luck bring them?
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30 min
012 03/23/06
Cooking Technique
[culinary musing]
(1) Gazpacho
(2) Springivera Pasta Salad
note | poem
002-AC 03/18/06
Birthday Beans
[anecdotal cooking]
Split Pea Spread
Yellow Split Pea Mush & Soup  
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011 03/12/06
Tonguing
[culinary musing]
(1) Baked Polenta with Pepper Stew
(2) Ed's Super Ginger Chicken
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001-AC 03/08/06
Now We're Cooking
[anecdotal cooking]
Sesame Seed Cod Croutons 
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010 03/03/06
Conceptual Meals
[culinary musing]
(1) Fontina Frittata
(2) Ed's Cordeon Bleau
(3) Strawberry Tart
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009 02/22/06
Hunting for Groceries
[culinary musing]
(1) Broiled Truffle Asparagus
(2) Veal Pot Pie
(3) Super-Baked Chicken
note | poem
008 02/17/06
Home Economics
[culinary musing]
(1) Cassoulet Ed
(2) Ed's Gumbo
(3) Ed's Chum
note | poem
007 02/10/06
Caste Iron
[culinary musing]
(1) Ed's Cast-Iron Pizza
(2) Ed's Beef-n-Beer Stew
note | poem
006 02/03/06
Cooking Utensils
[culinary musing]
(1) Smothered Light
(2) Apple Tofu Stirfry
note | poem
005 01/24/06
Ingredients
[culinary musing]
(1) Ed's Chicken Stuff
note | poem
004 01/18/06
Prep Appraisal Hands-On
[culinary musing]
(1) Chimmi Changa
note | poem
003 01/05/06
(1) Meatballs
note | poem
002 01/05/06
Recipe
[culinary musing]
(1) Ed's Stuffed Pepper
note | poem
001 01/03/06
Taste Matters
[culinary musing]
(1) Fig Chicken
(2) Tuna Pot Pie

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