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Description
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| 187 |
05/25/12 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
THE
DROWSE: betwixt the yester-morrow, a watch of time--as the
day transpires, a bout with the World, reckoning again vitality
exhaustively. |
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| 181 |
05/21/12 |
Ray[monde]'s
Throw-Together
[culinary musing] |
(1) Oven Roast
(2) Hot Soup |
listen |
| 186 |
05/20/12 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
LITERARY
DRY SPELL: when the words that compose the sentences lack
salivation; when the clauses authored are pasty, lack anticipatory
taste. |
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| 028 |
05/14/12 |
Suburban
Momma Blues
[anecdotal cooking] |
Ed has another successful
Mother's day. |
listen |
| 185 |
05/07/12 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
CLUTCH--which
is a more fun tension, the sweat in practice or the challenges
of the game; the likeness kept/depleted when in uniformed
play. |
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| 180 |
05/07/12 |
Four
Blah Squares
[culinary musing] |
(1) Upper Left
Corner
(2) Lower Left Corner
(3) Upper Right Corner
(4) Lower Right Corner |
listen |
| 184 |
05/03/12 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
HOME
EMBODIED: a mortal, a stomach inhabited by morsels, sludge--fetal-resting,
comforter wrap, darkened room--outside, gut-gurgle, thunder. |
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| 183 |
04/26/12 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
THE
BEST KEPT secrets are those not advertised as such. How damning
is the sharing and preserving of the heart-felt obvious without
mention! |
listen |
| 179 |
04/23/12 |
Feeding
Ideas
[culinary musing] |
(1) Shipwrecked
on the Rocky Shore
(2) Stomach Hits: Bricks with Mortar
(3) On Open Land a Haystack with Ornaments |
listen |
| 182 |
04/21/12 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
MOMENTARY
MOMENTS blooming blossoms fragrant fragrances forgets forgotten
knowledge knowing passionate passion lame laments tougher
toughest |
listen |
| 181 |
04/18/12 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
ETERNAL
VISION: clarity absent hindsight; a contrivance that successfully
embellishes facts to discern percepts w/o metaphorical likenesses. |
listen |
| 178 |
04/17/12 |
Off
the Docks Market Pickup Game
[culinary musing] |
(1) Beach and Vegetable
Stew
(2) Bottom of the Ocean Stew |
listen |
| 180 |
04/13/12 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
ELABORATE
NOTES scribe melodious lyrics, summarizing normal complexities
naturally overwhelmed by the punctuated din of the heart's
surmise. |
listen |
| 177 |
04/09/12 |
Under
the Fair Weather
[culinary musing] |
(1) Cranium Pond
Soup
(2) Rocks and Grass by the Muddy Pond Soup
(3) Dragon's Wort Pudding |
listen |
| 179 |
04/05/12 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
FRET--having
not much to say means that the ideas afloat in the brain are
incapacitating the motor skills way beyond comprehension--ENAMOUR. |
listen |
| 178 |
04/03/12 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
NO
SWIMMING--ripples in the water reflect the breeze fragmenting
the tough-minded thoughts benched around the fountain as jocularity
spurts. |
listen |
| 177 |
03/29/12 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
STATURESQUE:
from hunched shoulders to standing upright--having less to
do with intelligence, more so with a posture to reach for
the stars. |
listen |
| 176 |
03/25/12 |
Mulling
Mouth
[culinary musing]
|
(1) Clingy Soup
(2) Exhaustion Buzz Stew
(3) Heckler's Relish: The Meatball League's Sandwich of Choice |
listen |
| 176 |
03/23/12 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
VITAL
TRANSMODALITY: a simultaneous time-line within innate communities
scheduled to alarm precedence, rarely set to watch self preferences. |
listen |
| 54 |
03/19/12 |
21st
Century: Source Cod(e/a) |
Poem
from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Source Cod(e/a) |
listen |
| 175 |
03/13/12 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
REGARDING
this concerning that, a pompous ass is not the horse part
resembling me. Clearly my buttocks distinguishes the visage--in
profile. |
listen |
| 175 |
03/11/12 |
Serving
Grace
[culinary musing] |
(1) Croup Soup
(2) Merluza Negra Dimples
(3) Midday Interlude
(4) Meat-za |
listen |
| 174 |
03/08/12 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
REPUTE
is a heroic defamation that represents what is rumored to
be known as a bona fide incredulity praised to a despicably
elevated level. |
listen |
| 173 |
03/04/12 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
WHAT
IS A PERSON WORTH if s/he has nothing (no state of affairs)
to complain about, nor has a way/means to file (act upon)
such aberrations? |
listen |
| 027 |
02/26/12 |
Parental
Compliance
[anecdotal cooking] |
Father is father;
son is son. |
listen |
| 174 |
02/20/12 |
Dinner
Visions: See Quel Miracle!
[culinary musing] |
(1) The Hearty Skillet
(2) Mesmeric Taters with Beastly Mien
(3) The Hearty Skillet Returns |
listen |
| 172 |
02/18/12 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
A
TREE BRANCHES out to shelter the trunk going hollow, presenting
an upright log--leaves draping low, shadily laying over a
shadowy past... |
listen |
| 171 |
02/15/12 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
THE
CLAMOR in the playground clears the clutter in the mind set
in the calm of the morning, hence the epitome of aspirations:
day core joy. |
listen |
| 173 |
02/11/12 |
Exotic
Earthen Blends
[culinary musing] |
(1) S.W.A.M.P (Soup
With Alligator-Free Meat Product)
(2) Quicksand |
listen |
| 170 |
02/07/12 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
A
RAPID UNDERTOW FLEXES, the river glimmers. Afloat are some
dragons subbing paddles for wings, geese against flux, if
fast be the company. |
listen |
| 169 |
01/31/12 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
INKLING:
the aptitude to jot down an idea with no intent or desire
to ponder or any inclination to elaborate upon the gist of
the tiny note. |
listen |
| 172 |
01/28/12 |
Ciabatta
BLD (Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner)
[culinary musing] |
(1) Somthin' in
the Mornin'
(2) Skatepark Picnic
(3) Savory Affair |
listen |
| 168 |
01/28/12 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
ISCHEMIA,
for me, is not a deficiency of blood supply, just a plan to
get my work into the bloodstream of the Academy:
tinyurl.com/multi-oralhist.... |
listen |
| 167 |
01/24/12 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
AS
THE FOG LIFTS, if vision is not clear, try wiping the car
window(s). If the view remains groggy, try having a more substantial
breakfast. |
listen |
| 039 |
01/22/12 |
Marble[wo]man
[blog]
|
Pondering Phantasms:
A Repurpose of Passages |
listen |
| 166 |
01/14/12 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
TRANSFORMATION:
the (un)likelihood of consequence certainly (un)satisfactory
to (un)do subsequent potential expanse in()verse viva physique! |
listen |
| 165 |
01/08/12 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
ELOCUTION
is not how one pronounces consonants, just map whereabouts
spoken by a person with a mouthful of soap tinyurl.com/sev-n-tee |
listen |
| 171 |
01/08/12 |
Mother's
Prime Challenge
[culinary musing] |
(1) Brought Home
in a Doggie Bag
(2) My-My Shallow Casserole
(3) BONUS: Psyche in Saturate (Picking Out the Pieces) |
listen |
| 164 |
01/01/12 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
GRADUAL
ANNUAL EMPIRICAL: performance-based momentum extended over
a period of showtime, preserving tidbits--typical series at
the pinnacle. |
listen |
| 163 |
12/27/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
MISERABLE
XMAS #8: once the holiday is over, success, never the less;
keep this list even if next year is not as odd--jolly/folly
of source. |
listen
|
| 170 |
12/23/11 |
Holiday
Dinner and Desserts (A Day Later Repurposed)
[culinary musing] |
(1) Trophy Duck
Gastronomy
(2) Molten Planet Nugget Blast
(3) Brunch Brouhaha
(4) A Reason to Ask for Seconds Minus the Ice Cream Substitute |
listen |
| 162 |
12/22/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
MISERABLE
XMAS #7: Getting a head start on the New Year's Resolution--taking
Kringle's ultimate sleigh workout, "Ow-Ow-Ow!" [Pun:
Oh-Oh-Oh!] |
listen
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| 161 |
12/16/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
MISERABLE
XMAS #6: if using a DebitCard, error not the pin#. Santa's
Money-Helper will freeze the account--care less of naughty/nice
status. |
listen
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| 160 |
12/14/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
MISERABLE
XMAS #5: Chide not the disappointed child who curses Santa
for not delivering the perfect gift. Grand the tot the plus
item anon. |
listen
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| 169 |
12/12/11 |
Ray[monde]'s
Variation on Themes
[culinary musing] |
(1) Grilled Cheese
[smothered]
(2) Egg Foo Young [omlette]
(3) Minestrone [soup] |
listen |
| 159 |
12/09/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
MISERABLE
XMAS #4: minimize snacking prior to dinner, else prepare Santa
a "to go" filled with turkey & stuffing, instead
of cookies & milk. |
listen
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| 168 |
12/06/11 |
Ditsy
Holiday Doozies
[culinary musing] |
(1) Cream of Radical
Soup
(2) Rôti Rudolph-free Stew
(3) Burger & Rösti
(4) Merry Morning Claus' Slaw |
listen |
| 158 |
12/04/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
MISERABLE
XMAS #3: keep the scuff marks on the wall(s) to maintain the
household's aura, indicating to Claus that the kid(s) do have
fun! :) |
listen
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| 157 |
12/02/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
MISERABLE
XMAS #2: once the sky has darkend, turn on all of the lights,
and dust the ceiling--if snow flakes, fix the roof; prep for
Santa!! |
listen
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| 156 |
11/30/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
WHEN
EVERY DAY IS XMAS (A Grump's [de]Tales): the riddance of manifold
carbonic imprint; how this Miserable loves company--fight
depression! |
listen
|
| 167 |
11/28/11 |
After
Dinner Slouch
[culinary musing] |
(1) Boiled Meatballs
and Noodles
(2) Pollo Lucanica Spezzatino |
listen |
| 166 |
11/20/11 |
'Tis
the Season Dirivative Diversions
[culinary musing] |
(1) Down-Home Catch
of the Holiday
(2) Crimson Philly Cheese Steak |
listen |
| 038 |
11/17/11 |
Marble[wo]man
[blog]
|
RECALIBRATE: Quelling
Agitation (Digestive Disrupt) |
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| 155 |
11/13/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
BUILDING
BASE is not a fortress of blocks--just a roux in time enough
to thicken a soupy solution, a ruse in prompt to define semiotic
data. |
listen |
|
|
11/08/11 |
Breakfast
Blend
[sound shopping] |
Ed attempts
to make up for lost weight by having several meals within
a single morning. |
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| 154 |
11/03/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
FROSTY
FLAMES fanning fear flops filial fastidious forage freight
formidable familial phantom forethought faintly found frustration
friendly |
listen |
| 165 |
10/31/11 |
So,
What Else is There Besides This?
[culinary musing]
|
(1) You Call This Dinner?
(2) This is Not What I Asked For!
(3) Why This, Why?
(4) I Think This was Kinda' Good, but Can We Have Pizza
Delivered Tomorrow?
|
listen |
| 13-OBP |
10/31/11 |
On
Being Patient #13
Recuperation: the Recovery of a Keen Being
[travel portrait] |
Perniciousness
aside, when I was admitted to the hospital, as I had before,
I was asked if I had any religious beliefs that would become
a factor regarding my medical treatment options. I claimed
that I did not have any doctrine-based concerns. |
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| 12-OBP |
10/31/11
|
On
Being Patient #12
Successful Dilemmaa: A Cut-Out of Alacrity
[travel portrait]
|
I
did not fuss over the taste matter for fear that the issue
might rouse a pedigreed reaction as opposed to a symptomatic
classification. If either fear (or both) were provocative,
I did not want to delay. I wanted to move bravely onward to
solid food as quickly as possible without a hint of this incident.
|
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| 11-OBP |
10/31/11 |
On
Being Patient #11
Clearance Level
[travel portrait] |
For
the past two weeks, my concern, the obsession for the latter
part of August, has been the consuming of enough dietary fiber--a
discomforting, but welcomed distraction from thinking about
the upcoming surgery to remove the glands that are producing
high of cortisol in my body. |
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| 153 |
10/21/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
PREOCCUPATION
is not a former job life(style), just the beast w/in the belly:
to negotiate thru due process or protest the next career move. |
listen |
| 037 |
10/17/11 |
Marble[wo]man
[blog]
|
Recuperation: the
Recovery of a Keen Being |
|
| 164 |
10/10/11 |
Taste
for Yourself
[culinary musing]
|
(1) Reminiscient Chow Soup
(2) Umami Saute
|
listen |
| 152 |
10/09/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
VOLATILE
GAS BLOAT: polemical (dis)trust of gut reactions when the
stomach is upset by the nervous intellect, fuming forces upon
temperance. |
listen |
| 036 |
09/28/11 |
Marble[wo]man
[blog]
|
A Successful Dilemma:
A Cut-Out of Alacrity |
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| 151 |
09/25/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
.MEANS
the dispersion the conveyance of policy with beginning--'sayer'
JUSTIFIES 'sooth'--theory in law of permission the consent
the ENDS. |
listen |
| 150 |
09/19/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
MANUAL
OVERRIDE: automaton less computist in task intricacy; brain
part controlling not bodily functions, learning natural mechanical
magic. |
listen |
| 163 |
09/15/11 |
Vulnerable
Vittles
[culinary musing]
|
(1) Nothing Leftover Stew
(2) Smothering the Covering of the Loins
(3) Accommodating Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner
(4) Meal in Full Snack
(5) Out of the Drink/Into the Soup
(6) Migrating the Migraine Stew
(7) Suppering Depression
(8) Sweet and Sour Meat Blobs and Rice Flakes
|
listen |
| 149 |
09/14/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
LEAP
OF FAITH: knowing that there is no cliff from which to jump,
nor an edge from which to fall--just a genuine figment of
hopping virtue. |
listen |
| 148 |
09/07/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
CONTEXTURE:
tapestry as painting, weave as strokes--glanced over resemblance
when articulated as copy as wrought meaning as tale :CONJECTURE |
listen |
| 53 |
09/04/11 |
21st
Century: In Retro Summerization: A Wayward Summary |
Poem
from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) In Retro Summerization: A Wayward Summary |
listen |
| 035 |
09/02/11 |
Marble[wo]man
[blog]
|
Clearance Level |
|
| 147 |
08/31/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
SCHOLASTIC
GRADUAL PROGRESSION: a angled degree [dis]enchanted; a profitable
slope of [dis]enfranchised; a learned attendance [dis]inclined. |
listen |
| 146 |
08/29/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
HOME
EDUCATION: a entertainment system repurposed by a curator's
license and a guardian's latitude or peer survey passing socially
as canon. |
listen |
| 145 |
08/26/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
MORNING
CONFECTIONS: Biscuit PBJelly--welly-belly; Ham & Cheese Cristo--when
powdered, pleasing; however, Sappy Waffles--a tremendous happy. |
listen |
| 144 |
08/24/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
HENCHMAN'S
CLUES[OH!]: case confidentiality c[l]ause[d], carefully configured
accusations; commercial [ac]claim, cover-to-cover cash c[r]op. |
listen |
| 162 |
08/21/11 |
In
House Insights
[culinary musing]
|
(1) Mushy Love
(2) Tartine Salad with Speckled Eyes
(3) Marmorean Goulash
|
listen |
| 034 |
08/19/11 |
Marble[wo]man
[blog]
|
In House Insights |
|
| 143 |
08/17/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
[place]
.COMPENSATION RECUPERATIVE: due pay gotten for memories and/or
hunches if actual(ized) in theory: CONTEMPLATIVE COMPUTATION.
[space] |
listen |
| 161 |
08/15/11 |
X
Aspirations
[culinary musing]
|
1) Road Show Cohesion
2) Steep Prep: A Saga[city]
3) Happy Bowl, Soppy Porringer
4) Squeaky Murky Broth
5) Speed Bum
6) Shallow Mellow
|
listen |
| 142 |
08/12/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
FOLLOW
UP: insurgent indication of (in)decency involving incorporated
identity; relationship insight towards a increased alliterate
stymied. |
listen |
| 033 |
08/11/11 |
Marble[wo]man
[blog]
|
Bring Home Birthday
|
|
| 141 |
08/09/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
THE
LAST HURRAH is not the forward celebration of succumbing to
a institution, just the first recognition of a pastime fondly
fighting back. |
listen |
|
|
08/03/11 |
PARKING
UNDERSTANDING: Elapsed Time Sensitivity Reminisced in
Parallel Expiration
[sound shopping] |
We listen to
Ed and Eddie "out on the town": not so hot archival footage
(memory lane) of the two interacting. LEVEL 1: an afternoon
romp--gaming for waterice. LEVEL 2: busy supermarket--ice[cream/pop]
purchase [forthcoming/transpired] |
|
| 032 |
07/31/11 |
Marble[wo]man
[blog]
|
Gratefully Fed |
|
| 140 |
07/29/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
TRAD.
ESP. CAREFUL: if feeling cliché on a road well traveled, consider
[w](h)o[w] before alternating course, if forced to revise
the plot. |
listen |
| 160 |
07/27/11 |
Dinner
Supper Druthers (A Study)
[culinary musing]
|
(1) A Mariculture Melange: Free-Range Pasteurized
Stew
(2) Picnic Table Burger Tray
|
listen |
| 139 |
07/25/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
MENTAL
CAPACITY: head (self-)examination at the brink; faculty resources
felt and willed worthy at the pique, lacking comprehension
thereof. |
listen |
| 10-OBP |
07/23/11 |
On
Being Patient #10
Redeeming Qualities: Sources of Frustration
[travel portrait] |
After
several days of dining on culinary musing repeaters (and Maw
drinking her power protein powder fruit smoothies), we set
aside an evening to partake of Continental To-Go from the
Orient (aka Chinese Takeout) for dinner. |
|
| 031 |
07/21/11 |
Marble[wo]man
[blog]
|
Redeeming Qualities:
Sources of Frustration |
|
| 138 |
07/19/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
SUPERSTITION:
an acerbity that is a proximal preference to a peripheral
vehemence, disposing a trivial phobia towards vegetable nourishment. |
listen |
| 159 |
07/18/11 |
Omelet
Offerings: Half a Dozen of the Other
[culinary musing]
|
(1) Saurkraut Blue
(2) Mushroom Brie
(3) Collard-Sardines Pecorino
(4) Potato Gouda
(5) Popcorn-Marshmallow Cheddar
(6) Lemon-Ham Ricotta
|
listen |
| 137 |
07/17/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
HAINT
HAPPENING: a flash(y) intelligentsia; a showcase oblique to
the audience targeted who are, in aggregate, uncanny delectable
consumers. |
listen |
| 136 |
07/15/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
A
CURE ATE: a resting struggle, at ease flavorings, dietary
conceits; [g]host stories, periodical entanglements, a niche
strung a long tale. |
listen |
| 09-OBP |
07/12/11 |
On
Being Patient #9
Acclimation: Try Try Again
[travel portrait] |
As
I progressed towards my second pituitary tumor resection,
my physicians had some concerns about the amount of stress
that could be potentially placed upon my heart, while under
anesthesia during the surgery. A stress test was ordered. |
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| 52 |
07/10/11 |
21st
Century: Grand Denouement: Grandiose Cinema |
Poem
from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Grand Denouement: Grandiose Cinema |
listen |
| 030 |
07/07/11 |
Marble[wo]man
[blog]
|
Acclimation: Try
Try Again |
|
| 135 |
07/05/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
DELINQUENT:
Like when perusing at a discount supermarket or finicking
at a heirloom farm store, never ever-ever pick your nose while
hungry. |
listen |
| 134 |
07/04/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
INCONGRUOUS
ANALYSIS: when the facts of the case are not within the certified
stats of the case study, rejecting the account as a misnomer. |
listen |
| 158 |
06/29/11 |
Ray[monde]'s
Raifort Revue
[culinary musing] |
(1) Gig Gracious Grub
(2) Fancy Farcical Fare
(3) Magical Sleight of Stew
|
listen |
| 133 |
06/29/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
CAMPING^2
FIGMENTS: a series scenic slants not quite right, progressive
pictorials off left center, requiring full [imaginative] disclosure. |
listen |
| 132 |
06/25/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
SACRIFICIAL
SUCCOR: the exemplary commemorative, (in)humane (im)personality
reprimanded, yet (re)leased for good behavior--(post)morbidity. |
listen |
| 157 |
06/24/11 |
Quandary
Quellings
[culinary musing] |
(1) A Befuddling Buddy Soup
(2) A Comforting Cuddly Stew
|
listen |
| 029 |
06/24/11 |
Marble[wo]man
[blog]
|
A Work's Progress |
|
| 131 |
06/22/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
FAMILY
MEDICAL HISTORY: he said/she said parental healthcare information,
(non-gotcha) records released serving as an auxiliary for
the kid. |
listen |
| 51 |
06/19/11 |
21st
Century: Putting Back Where Belongings |
Poem
from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Putting Back Where Belongings |
listen |
| 130 |
06/18/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
When
suffering from EMPHASIS, keep in mind the essence of the thoughtfulness,
check closely the passionate rationale--stay alert w/o doubt. |
|
| 028 |
06/15/11 |
Marble[wo]man
[blog]
|
The Heavy Lofty |
|
| 129 |
06/12/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
CONTEMPT
& PLACATION: the anger the admonished feels when falsely accused,
in peace, shredding the claim w/o a smidgin of truthful evidence. |
listen |
| 027 |
06/05/11 |
Marble[wo]man
[blog]
|
[A] Pathetic! [Not]
Me... :-( || ;-) |
|
| 128 |
06/04/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
ON
BEING LUCKY: If the perilous will does not curtail the intellect,
the treasured stress shall uplift the heart--culpability thus
capable. |
listen |
| 026 |
06/01/11 |
Marble[wo]man
[blog]
|
Pastry Forthwith
Alacrity |
|
| 156 |
05/31/11 |
Marble[wo]man's
Cobbler with Potpourri Chew
[culinary musing] |
(1) Cobbler
(2) Potpourri Chew
(3) Sides
|
listen |
| 127 |
05/27/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
ON
ENDOCRINOUS DATING: the preeminent complication of the system
(love) is the amount time spent getting to know thy own body
[*I am some*]. |
listen |
| 126 |
05/26/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
PECKING
ORDER is not a personnel hierarchy of key "piano"
players, just a chicken scratch typist's ability to memo notes
w/o spell-checking. |
listen |
| 155 |
05/25/11 |
A
Mounting Memorial Causality
[culinary musing] |
(1) Five Star Pulses
(2) Cool Mountain Spuds
(3) Construe/Constraint Family Frisbee
|
listen |
| 025 |
05/23/11 |
Marble[wo]man
[blog]
|
A Cross Section
Dinner P[l]an |
|
| 125 |
05/22/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
LANCING
THE BLEMISH: the pleading question is not what was regimen
to win the tour (limbo), but what then thru now to beat cancer
(lympha)? |
listen |
| 024 |
05/19/11 |
Marble[wo]man
[blog]
|
Clinical Clusters:
Radiating Radicals |
|
| 154 |
05/17/11 |
[Be]wild[earnest]:
Contrary Commissary
[culinary musing] |
(1) A Bowl of Bland Brash Bathos
(2) Bossy Saucy Lingering Stew
(3) Specious Stew: Working an Angle Fish
|
listen |
| 124 |
05/14/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
TO
GET 'GRIP: When given the hard way, the strife comes big,
as easily as the bully who instigates gusto--the boosting
of one's (super) ego. |
listen |
| 123 |
05/11/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
DECISION
FOSTERING is the planting of a (logic) tree, then being the
"logger" who nurtures and protects the sapling,
envisioning the forest. |
listen |
| 023 |
05/09/11 |
Marble[wo]man
[blog]
|
Superficial Wound:
Coping w/o Doping |
|
| 122 |
05/08/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
CYCLE
of the UPSET: sense of defeat (maculate); overcome failure
(masculate); triumphant parity (subordinate); maintenance
level (intricate) |
listen |
| 153 |
05/06/11 |
Ray[monde]'s
Festival
[culinary musing] |
(1) Bizarre Bazaar
(2) Jocular Jubilee
(3) Assembly Align Stew
(4) Combination Carnival
(5) Happy-Hearty Pizzazy-Party [Burrito]
|
listen |
| 121 |
05/05/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
If
all the world is staged by a colloquy of events, is then the
prose (scripted poetry in motion), the pugilism (enacted polemic)
the drama? |
listen |
| 022 |
04/30/11 |
Marble[wo]man
[blog]
|
A Pottage Posture:
A Telling Tale |
|
| 120 |
04/28/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
LIKELIHOOD:
what the neighbor(s) think and feel will happen/go when two
magnate minds (with preferential propositions) attract one
another. |
listen |
| 119 |
04/28/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
A
THROWBACK is not the tossing of a hooked fish into the lake,
just a penitent reset to/of default, to the day when minnow-bait
got caught. |
listen |
| 50 |
04/25/11 |
21st
Century: Aughting the Juggernaut (Paradoxing the Overwhelming
System) |
Poem
from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Aughting the Juggernaut (Paradoxing the Overwhelming System)
|
listen |
| 112 |
04/22/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
THE
GENIUS: an extreme egoist who is manic/depressive with redundant
fetishistic obsessions; a brilliant dolt with aloof acuity--i.e.
not I. |
listen |
| 117 |
04/19/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
[DIS]OBEDIENCE:
When taxd to the hilt, best to row the boat down the stream;
rocking (if lucky) may produce a splash, usually only a ripple. |
listen |
| 116 |
04/15/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
A
FIXED TWIXT: if the days are numbered, and all systems are
going, is this spacial vagary a counting down or up, a blastoff
or move onward? |
listen |
| 152 |
04/11/11 |
Cooking
in Spurts
[culinary musing] |
(1) A Rooster's Booster
(2) A Morning Emergence Soaked
(3) Revving to the Rest
(4) Gush Golly Grub
(5) Tender Soup Bursts
(6) Tender Outburst Spin-Off
(7) Schmydter's Upsurge
(8) Corned Beef Chowder Boom
|
listen |
| 021 |
04/11/11 |
Marble[wo]man
[blog]
|
Haute Meatloaf |
|
| 115 |
04/10/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
THE
MIND MENDS the body by synapsis: a melding that temporally
terminates intellectual activity--knowing full well the mortal
consequences. |
listen |
| 114 |
04/09/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
MISANTHROPICAL
SPRING CLEANING/ On a perfectly sunny afternoon/ With a bucket
of soapy warm water/ Sponge and paper towels/ A dreary smile. |
listen |
| 020 |
04/05/11 |
Marble[wo]man
[blog]
|
Moody Monday--Having
[No] Fun |
|
| 113 |
04/03/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
METAPHOR:
the meaty matter tagging meaning to the words attributed to
the documentation, to the idea linking the likened truths
to the lies. |
listen |
| 112 |
04/01/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
.SNACKING--spurts
inserted throughout the daily, dietary distractions, fool
the finishing, those fits and starts that send(s) one--PACKING. |
listen |
| 025 |
03/28/11 |
The
Food Fueling the Gossip Down the Lane
[anecdotal cooking] |
Listen to the neighborhood
rumormonger cook up a delicious tale. |
listen |
| 151 |
03/26/11 |
Marble[wo]man's
Recovery Discoveries
[culinary musing] |
(1) Tibia Shmibula Casserole
(2) Charred Fiasco Stew
(3) Slump Sump Fiasco
(4) Early Easter Ham with a Mardi Gras Glaze
|
listen |
| 111 |
03/24/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
A
FLOURISH is most beneficial when the pollen brings forth a
refreshing brood, especially when the offshoot sprouts an
ecstatic problematic. |
listen |
| 019 |
03/24/11 |
Marble[wo]man
[blog]
|
Lunacy Fecundity
(A Science Mythology) |
|
| 150 |
03/17/11 |
Marble[wo]man's
Meanderings
[culinary musing] |
(1) Sombre Psyche Soup
(2) Southwest Philly Steak and Eggs
(3) Lava Love
(4) New Yum, New Yum: So Nice, Made Twice
(5) Hounds of Philly
(6) Coated and Smothered Passion in the Sty
|
listen |
| 110 |
03/16/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
COUNTER
FATE is not the exposure of a phoney baloney, just a reversal
of destiny by way of endorsing the facts of a "fictitious"
lunch meat. |
listen |
| 018 |
03/16/11 |
Marble[wo]man
[blog]
|
This (Last) Week(end) |
|
|
|
03/13/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
THE
CRUISING CURMUDGEON: A mondo errant parent running many errands,
motoring the family coach while breezing w/ the windows down
& chin up. |
listen |
| 149 |
03/11/11 |
Recipes
for the Week
[culinary musing] |
(1) Just for Starters
(2) Fish, Chips and Dip Combo
(3) Wrap Triad
(4) The Chickster
(5) Throw Pillow Soup
(6) Cool Hash
(7) Pot Pie Fillers
(8) Blanketed Smother Undercover
|
listen |
| 017 |
03/06/11 |
Marble[wo]man
[blog]
|
Terrible Result,
But Something Had to be Done |
|
| 108 |
03/06/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
WHEN
EXPERIENCING IN(DI)GESTION, the episode is based on one's
cultural personality/oral history, one's romantic dream/squeamish
nightmare. |
listen |
| 107 |
03/03/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
THE
BUMBLER bars manners. The bestsellers flow like brooks and
rivers. Insultingly correct saddles little for a klutz aback
taken, like me. |
listen
|
| 106 |
02/27/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
A
PRIVY [UN]PORTENT: from the silhouette, a posture in a pose,
conveying an offering, streaking a comment with absolutely
alarming accuracy. |
listen
|
| 016 |
02/26/11 |
Marble[wo]man
[blog]
|
Attic Rummage Addressing
Wounds |
|
| 025 |
02/23/11 |
Memories
of a Family Unit Breakdown
[anecdotal cooking] |
Ed's eldest sister
goes off to college. As a result, his father determines that
there is no longer any need for family sitdown meals. Read/listen
how Ed, with his family, fend for themselves for breakfast,
lunch and dinner. |
listen |
| 105 |
02/16/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
"NOCTURNAL
ADMISSION," thought police, emitting with confidence
the charge: waking walking clarity; icebox raiding. Got your
number Slumber. |
listen
|
| 104 |
02/14/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
A
STAPH INFECTION is not dissension by the body politic against
incorporation, just a pathogenic bacteria rebelling within
the body proper. |
listen
|
| 103 |
02/12/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
SUBSTANDARD
SERVICE is not a measure of lousiness, just the prima facie
of the evaluator's countenance as indicated by a insouciant
conduct. |
listen
|
| 148 |
02/11/11 |
Folding
Holdings Over Time Real-time
[culinary musing] |
(1) Nook and Cranny Matter
(2) Appertunance Importance
(3) Extended Happenings
(4) Fluxion: From Hot to Cold--Bold
(5) Minotaur Labyrinth Twists
(6) Swell Extremum
(7) Discovery Overlapping
(8) Collective Derivative
|
listen |
| 015 |
02/10/11 |
Marble[wo]man
[blog]
|
Phinicky Sports
Fan |
|
| 102 |
02/09/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
THE
VILLAGER surmises virtue by one's complexion and candor as
set in activities communally bound to an acumen augmented
by victual reality. |
listen
|
| 014 |
02/06/11 |
Marble[wo]man
[blog]
|
So Nice, Made Twice
|
|
| 101 |
02/05/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
BORDERLINE
TWILIGHT is not getting dangerously close to the distant edge,
just endemic limitations for zoning the assimilation of libations. |
listen
|
| 100 |
02/02/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
If
you are having the "winter from hell," does that
mean that "hell has frozen over?" If, so, are the
results bone-chilling or ass-burning? |
listen
|
| 013 |
01/30/11 |
Marble[wo]man
[blog]
|
A Narcissist's Day:
Lava Love |
|
| 099 |
01/28/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
THE
CULTURAL CONSULTANT SAYS: "The point of discovery determines
the breakthrough of a technological platform & the destiny
of retrospect." |
listen |
| 147 |
01/28/11 |
Post-Season
Plate-Offs
[culinary musing] |
(1) Soft Shell
Tuna Taco
(2) No Beans Burrito...
(3) ...And Pepper Soup
(4) Mud Bath Swine Stew
(5) Citrus Stew
(6) Fishy Undercover |
listen |
| 098 |
01/26/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
THE
CALCULATING LOGICIAN SAYS: "Marital endearments may be
indenturing, whereas obligatory indenture thru divorce may
not be as endearing." |
listen |
| 097 |
01/23/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
THE
CONNOISSEUR SAYS: "If one has the survival instincts
of a dinosaur, then reconsider the moods lining the 'Now'
of living on the 'Back'." |
listen |
| 012 |
01/22/11 |
Marble[wo]man
[blog]
|
A Brain Drain: Sombre
Psyche Soup
|
|
| 011 |
01/19/11 |
Marble[wo]man
[blog]
|
Tweetledum and Tweetledee
(Demo-satire) |
|
| 096 |
01/19/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
COMPLAINER
SAYS: "Doc, my sleep apnea is making me late for '@ 9am'
work." THE CURE SAYS: "Set the alarm clock, and
call me in the morning." |
listen |
| 095 |
01/17/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
THE
UNRULY CHILD SAYS: "Boring." If not, then "Whatever."
When asked for elaboration, the little one's response is "Whatever
is not boring!" |
listen |
| 010 |
01/16/11 |
Marble[wo]man
[blog]
|
Hunting for Groceries
|
|
| 146 |
01/16/11 |
Marble[wo]man's
Makeover Takeover
[culinary musing] |
(1) Burgeoning Brunch
(2) Blue Plate Special
(3) Lite Lunch
(4) Edamame Endgame
(5) Ray[monde]'s Morning Mush (A Crank's Calling)
(6) Blue Plate Special [revisited] |
listen |
| 094 |
01/15/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
CUISINE
THEORIST SAYS: "The cost(s) to market produce regional
fluctuation in price per [in supply and demand] as stimulated
by the recipe." |
listen |
| 093 |
01/15/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
CHARACTER SAYS: "The eccentric is epitomized by 1st person
[victim] conflicted with 2nd person [values], filtered thu
3rd person [virtues]." |
listen |
| 009 |
01/14/11 |
Marble[wo]man
[blog]
|
A Crank's Callings
|
|
| 092 |
01/13/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
CLOWN
SAYS: "Sad laughter, tears of/at the heart, makes belief
makeup funny feelings to powder powerful memories--forget
foul flavorings." |
listen |
| 091 |
01/12/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
CAPTAIN
SAYS: "Once leaving port, the leadership is going down
this exemplary route. Passengers may stay on board or jump;
sink or swim." |
listen |
| 008 |
01/11/11 |
Marble[wo]man
[blog]
|
Mundane Monday |
|
| 007 |
01/09/11 |
Marble[wo]man
[blog]
|
Edamame Endgame
|
|
| 024 |
01/08/11 |
Cookies
and Cream: Tell Me a Bedtime Story
[anecdotal cooking] |
Reminence of a bedtime
snack. |
listen
|
| 006 |
01/07/11 |
Marble[wo]man
[blog]
|
Refreshing Visions
Gh(a/o)stly Seeings |
|
| 005 |
01/06/11 |
Marble[wo]man
[blog]
|
When Light is Not
Enough |
|
| 090 |
01/06/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
THE
CHALLENGER SAYS: "Sometimes the best competition is yourself:
http://eatingredients.blogspot.com/.
Win or lose, builds sportsmanship." |
listen |
| 004 |
01/04/11 |
Marble[wo]man
[blog]
|
Cookies and Cream:
Tell Me a Bedtime Story
|
|
| 003 |
01/03/11 |
Marble[wo]man
[blog]
|
I do not know, you
tell me... |
|
| 089 |
01/03/11 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
CARD
SHARK SAYS: "Showing one's face does not mean one's hand
is revealed. To talk to the face, or speak to the hand--that
is the question." |
listen |
| 002 |
01/02/11 |
Marble[wo]man
[blog]
|
Mind and Body
|
|
| 001 |
01/02/11 |
Marble[wo]man
[blog]
|
A Late Brunch
|
|
| 088 |
12/31/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
ED'S
INGREDIENTS [bookstuff]: off-the-shelf/cuff. Test the academically-challenged
epicure and he will fail. http://tinyurl.com/ei-bookstuff |
listen
|
| 087 |
12/28/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
IS
A [B]LOG--a perturbance in time (a bump jarring notation)
or a fated consequence (a blip indicating inclination)--a
precursor to lumber? |
listen
|
| 145 |
12/26/10 |
Demeritorious
Christmas
[culinary musing] |
(1) Lallygag Lasagna
(2) Sunrise Soup
(3) Barely Conscious Cream of Potato and Mushroom Soup
(4) Holiday Ham
(5) Santa's Sleigh |
listen |
| 086 |
12/23/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
EOY
RUMINATION: If the *person of the year* is almost half one's
age, should one now strive to become the *flatulent elder
of the decade???* |
listen
|
| 144 |
12/21/10 |
Tummy
Touches
[culinary musing] |
(1) Citrus Paradisi
Côtelette
(2) Placidity Pulses
(3) Sublime Brassage Couches Sociales Queue Ragoût
(4) Ray[monde]'s Compilation Stew
(5) Ray[monde]'s Chicken Stew |
listen |
| 085 |
12/19/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
CONSOLIDATION
is not a set of opposing PROs (dyslexic silos/fortresses),
just a series of societal Pillars standing to distribute the
load. |
listen
|
| 084 |
12/14/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
A
BROKEN SPORTS METAPHOR: Unlike Football Booth Management,
Health Insurance Execs attempt to keep time on the clock.
TD the veggie snacks. |
listen
|
| 49 |
12/12/10 |
21st
Century: TOPIC EPIC: Today or Tomorrow |
Poem
from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) TOPIC EPIC: Today or Tomorrow (My 21 Cents...And Then
Some) |
listen
|
| 083 |
12/04/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
.PRODUCTIVE
PROCRASTINATION: satisfactorily finding something better to
do other than doing what is supposed to be done: ANXIOUS ASCENSION. |
listen
|
| 143 |
11/27/10 |
Quest
for Fava (Beans): Who's My Daddy?
[culinary musing] |
(1) Fava Frittata
(2) King(s) Cake Fava Fritters
(3) Chillin' Fava Liver
(4) Family Pack Ascending Fava
(5) Sloppy Fava Joe Taco |
listen |
| 082 |
11/26/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
THANKSGIVING
RELAXATION is not the taking of yet another pill--just the
momentary comfort N knowing that a 2nd bowel movmnt isn't
necessary. |
listen |
| 081 |
11/21/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
EXTREME
MULTITASKING INTERGEN HOUSEHOLD [end]: 5) Feeding newborn,
foot-petting dog. "Oh yeah" kid chores, downloads,
after-hour activities. |
listen
|
| 080 |
11/21/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
EXTREME
MULTITASKING INTERGEN HOUSEHOLD [continued]: 4) TXTing partner-spouse
the *Whn U leev office B4U g'home Din@6 make-snappy* 2Do list. |
listen |
| 079 |
11/21/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
EXTREME
MULTITASKING INTERGEN HOUSEHOLD [continued]: 3) On the laptop,
attending webinar "Knowledge Management in a Social Web
Environment." |
listen |
| 078 |
11/21/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
EXTREME
MULTITASKING INTERGEN HOUSEHOLD [continued]: 2) Conducting
conference call with consumer colleagues on the landline speakerphone. |
listen |
| 077 |
11/21/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
EXTREME
MULTITASKING IN AN AUSTERE INTERGENERATIONAL HOUSEHOLD: 1)
*Just-righting* DTV antenna for granny who's wearing wireless
headphones. |
listen |
| 48 |
11/21/10 |
21st
Century: Sci-Fi Brief from the Fly |
Poem
from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) A Sci-Fi Brief on the Fly from the Fly on the Wall --
A Competitive Intelligence Business Plan in Action -- A Web
Sited Boot Camp in Four Parts |
listen
|
| 076 |
11/19/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
A
LOW KEY HIGH: When 'fed up' and exhausted, sedation is not
an ecstasy--just a spiked r/elation to/for a unfulfilling
exercise in futility. |
listen |
| 142 |
11/14/10 |
In
the Throes of Consumption: An Automatic Sampling
[culinary musing] |
(1) Gourmand's Gray
Gumbo
(2) Protein, Grains and Solar Power Stew
(3) Dominica Affect In Vivo
(4) Chicken-Fried Resemblance
(5) Grandma's Babuni Rejuvenation
(6) A Thrift for Epicurean Non-Otherness Domesticity |
listen |
| 075 |
11/12/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
InCongruity:
like-minded feelings synched lately out of time; fetching
repasts appetizing dessert before (and behind) the posthumous
future. |
listen |
| 074 |
11/08/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
Dysfunction
is not a disgrace--just an awkward algorithm: sending home
the 'lame,' 'cleaning house' in the pursuit to heal a maimed
spirit. |
listen |
| 141 |
11/06/10 |
Fishy
Plainsong Trilogy
[culinary musing] |
(1) Chant No. 1:
Munching Missive Melodies
(2) Chant No. 2: Plated Fascia Wailing
(3) Chant No. 3: Oops, I Forgot Mother's Birthday (Surprise
Dinner Party)! |
listen |
| 073 |
11/01/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
[
:s ] A CHEW: with sullied swampland, broken-down bridges,
and compromised clout, what else remains to retail--gesundheit?
[Buh-hooks!!!] |
listen |
| 072 |
10/27/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
TRICK
AND/OR TREATING INFORMATION: dietary issues concerning spells
and/or schemata that hallow being, thus requiring candy-coated
analysis. |
listen |
| 071 |
10/25/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
Unlike
the SHOCK of the new, a BLAST from the past does not prompt
a nostalgia trip, just a pleasant reminder of the FUN(?!)
not remembered. |
listen |
| 140 |
10/24/10 |
Delightful
Frightful
[culinary musing] |
(1) Delightful Frightful |
listen |
| 139b |
10/18/10 |
Piece
Meal #24
[culinary musing] |
(1) Shipwreck Slumgullion
Frenzy
(2) Ray[monde]'s One Pot Stew
(3) Ray[monde]'s Forage Porridge |
listen |
| 139a |
10/18/10 |
Generation:
Future Feedings: Vision #4
[culinary musing] |
(1) Open Face Relationship
( 2) Flat Tire Fun
(3) Jammy Yammies |
listen |
| 070 |
10/17/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
NOSING
THE DRIVE: survey the land, refer to the audio/visual and
literal longing in mouth shut--inhale the hunger, exhale into
the horizon. |
listen
|
| 069 |
10/14/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
KITCHEN
CONUNDRUM #2: Fact or fiction--if you are a guest on a "fake
news" program, do the statements made become a matter
of public record?
|
listen |
| 068 |
10/14/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
LOCATION!
LOCATION! LOCATION! Even on choice estate, finding a terminated
mouse can be more difficult than catching a live one. Sniff-sniff! |
listen |
| 138 |
10/03/10 |
Generation:
Future Feedings: Vision #3
[culinary musing] |
(1) Broken Noodle
bLAMb
(2) Something's Fishy
(3) Wedging the Baked Round Loaf
(4) Foodie Fugal |
listen |
| 067 |
10/02/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
RESTorRANT:
Academics that brings to the counter factuals; Art that sets
decor, um, the taste testing the pro and con of a (pre-)fixed
meal. |
listen |
| 066 |
09/30/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
A
KITCHEN CONUNDRUM: from collecting cuisine parts to scraping
the soiled dishes--a start that never finishes, a finish that
never starts. |
listen |
| 137 |
09/26/10 |
Generation:
Future Feedings: Vision #2
[culinary musing] |
(1) Pasta Salud
(2) Gruel Sample A: Top or Bottom
(3) Gruel Sample B: Dense Aspirations
(4) Monte Calzone |
listen |
| 065 |
09/23/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
LANDSCAPE
ARCHITECTURE & FARMING: to upgrade the decade, one must develop
and plant seeds in order to harvest the market and fund the
drive. |
listen |
| 064 |
09/19/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
JUNK
BOND is not a low-end stock intended to be dumped when a threshold
high is reached, just the sentimental intake of non-nutritive
food. |
listen |
| 136 |
09/16/10 |
Generation:
Future Feedings: Vision #1
[culinary musing] |
(1) Watch Out Soup
(2) Who Knew Stew
(3) One Day Soon Salsa |
listen |
| 135 |
09/11/10 |
Commune-House
Cooking
[culinary musing] |
(1) Non-Rinky-Dinky
Double Salad
(2) Once Boiled Once Fried Tough Dumplings
(3) Swine Tureen
(4) Borderline Booyah |
listen |
| 063 |
09/09/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
PEDESTRIAN:
when following in the footsteps of admiration, consider whether
the steps taken, while the line walking, will circus the Circle. |
listen |
| 062 |
09/01/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
SINK-IN
is not the digital media co-location process--just AI pinging
the equivalent archival insight: data depth perception coming
back up. |
listen |
| 47 |
08/28/10 |
21st
Century: The Vicinity |
Poem from the collection
Twenty-First Century:
(1) The Vicinity |
listen
|
| 061 |
08/24/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
"What's
in store" is not a request for a list of available commercial
sale items--just a question one asks after being sold: RAMIFICATIONS. |
listen |
| 060 |
08/23/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
LIFE'S
BLUNDER #3: When your laptop spontaneously shuts down, sinking
stomach/raising anxiety, check power/energy--plug in/ingest;
recharge. |
listen |
| 134 |
08/22/10 |
Piece
Meal #23
[culinary musing] |
(1) Layered Salad
Toppings
(2) A Stack of Dry Heat Salications
(3) Schoolhouse Chili |
listen |
|
|
08/15/10 |
The
Lite Imaging of Pithy Epiphanies
[sound shopping] |
Water falls,
then evaporates, clouding the 'lustration of photo synthesis.
A trial surveys, then abates, appraising tribulations of stress.
|
|
| 29 |
08/15/10 |
The
Lite Imaging of Pithy Epiphanies
[travel portrait] |
Water falls, then
evaporates, clouding the 'lustration of photo synthesis. A
trial surveys, then abates, appraising tribulations of stress.
|
listen |
| 059 |
08/14/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
Water
falls, then evaporates, clouding the 'lustration of photo
synthesis. A trial surveys, then abates, appraising tribulations
of stress. |
listen |
| 058 |
08/08/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
LIFE'S
(WEEKEND) JOURNEY BLUNDER #2: when walking winded in the forest,
take a much needed breather, just be certain not to block
the path. |
listen |
| 057 |
08/08/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
LIFE'S (WEEKEND) JOURNEY BLUNDER #1: when driving along a
unfamiliar road, the exit to the entrance will be passed by
if moving too quickly. |
listen |
| 133 |
08/07/10 |
Ray[monde]'s
Orderly Inclinations
[culinary musing] |
(1) Ray[monde]'s
Breakfast Melt
(2) Surfing Ray[monde]'s Turf
(3) Ray[monde]'s Cool Breeze |
listen |
| 056 |
08/02/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
MOJOJESTIC (adj.): a point of view or gracious gesture that
effuses within a locale an aesthetic atmosphere that brings
more joy than grief. |
listen |
| 055 |
08/01/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
A DURABLE PROCESS phases phrases, concretely computes the
steps sweeping generalizations, fatiguing fatuousness, instructing
the intellect. |
listen |
| 132 |
07/29/10 |
A
Tempting Approaches to Rife Volition
[culinary musing] |
(1) Dogs & Beans
(2) Clingy-Wingies
(3) Winter Pudding Summer Baked
(4) Rubbery Shrubbery Gag Quag |
listen |
| 023 |
07/23/10 |
Fuming
Industrial Strength
[anecdotal cooking] |
Daddy shares with
son the meaning of malodor. |
listen |
| 054 |
07/22/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
PLAGIARIZING LIFE: cookie-cutting; role modeling; copycatting;
history patterning; consensus building; demo marketing; gastronomy
grouping. |
listen |
| 053 |
07/18/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
LABOR OF LUBBER: on the surface, ignorance/simplicity is bliss,
only when intel-complexes blister beneath--working tensions,
grating nerves. |
listen |
| 052 |
07/14/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
Preaching to the choir is much like antagonizing the advocate--difference
being, choir sings harmoniously, whereas advocate whines off-key. |
listen |
| 46 |
07/12/10 |
21st
Century
Untitled Provenance |
Poem from the collection
Twenty-First Century:
(1) Untitled Provenance |
listen
|
| 051 |
07/10/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
HOLLYWOOD'S CANDID COMPETITION: what, with 'surveillance'
cameras, only one take! 'Funniest' brings home contentment,
regardless of return. |
listen |
| 50 |
07/05/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
ON FOLLOWING AFTERTHOUGHTS: When passing time 'is' like passing
gas, take actions that clear the air: mindfully less gutty--less
polemical. |
listen |
| 131 |
07/04/10 |
(Un)Conventional
Americana
[culinary musing] |
(1) Leaves of Soul
Wrap
(2) Frittata in the Sense of Naan
(3) Senior Shoat Ribs
(4) Wok Stir Bowl Stew
(5) I Am Scup, House of Sparidae |
listen |
| 049 |
06/27/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
HOME is not a sweetener--just a heart(less) (pipe) dream with(out)
gatekeeping or picket fence. A HOUSE is any shelter from homely
fancies. |
listen |
| 130 |
06/25/10 |
Messy
Meals #01
[culinary musing] |
(1) Pick Out the
Shells Stew [Chilled]
(2) Pig Slop Dip
(3) Trough Coulis Loaf |
listen |
| 45 |
06/22/10 |
21st
Century
The Different Deviants |
Poem from the collection
Twenty-First Century:
(1) The Different Deviants |
listen
|
| 048 |
06/18/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
REALITY is not 'reality'--just figments of thereness, of activities
(de)limited by (per)missive references: emotive/cognitive
experiences. |
listen |
| 44 |
06/14/10 |
21st
Century
Work Agency Digest |
Poem from the collection
Twenty-First Century:
(1) Work Agency Digest |
listen
|
| 047 |
06/13/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
ELECTIVE BENEFITS (buy/bestow): feeding candidate/commune,
one (1) to many (1M); for policy/provision, $70M/$70 per sum
invested/acquired. |
listen |
| 129 |
06/13/10 |
Menu
Magna Carta
[culinary musing] |
(1) Topping Griddle
Cakes
(2) Bit-by-Bit Fried and Fun Nutrition
(3) Organic Farm Parm [Posh Pomo Promo]
(4) Shrimp Egg and Shroom Young
(5) Clever Calling the Solution Tact |
listen |
| 046 |
06/10/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
(RE)MODELING (RE)VENUE (RE)LEASE (RE)SOLVE (RE)CYCLE :RRRRR:
[R&r] :rrrrr: reminiscent--render--reconciliation--renovate--replenish |
listen |
| 045 |
06/05/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
PLAUSIBLE is not a critic's clapping acknowledgment--just
having enough credible information to confirm that the Nile
'is' a river in Egypt! |
listen |
| 044 |
05/31/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
DISTINCTION is not a type of aroma therapy—just one of many
methods for appraising moral and aesthetic benefits. |
listen |
| 128 |
05/30/10 |
Liaison
de Résistance
[culinary musing] |
(1) Stirring Loquacious
Pond
(2) Comment Allez-Vous Poulet-Pomme De Terre Ragoût
(3) Bitter-Sweet Beef Mixup
(4) Majestic Belles-Casserole |
listen |
| 043 |
05/27/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
MEMORY requires a s[t]imulant for getting an idea from a repository
system (that composts ramblings forgotten) to feed an explicit
appetite. |
listen |
| 127 |
05/23/10 |
Yo!
[culinary musing] |
(1) Champ on This,
Yo!
(2) Green EE-I-EE-I-Yo!
(3) Salad Got Game, Yo!
[What's with the sports metaphor?]
|
listen |
| 042 |
05/20/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
CONTEMPLATION:
when out of fresh ideas, better not be rotten or a spoiler
or moldy. Doing so leads to doing [ ]--just changes
the subject. |
listen |
| 041 |
05/18/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
VOTING:
expressing someone's contempt is a lie; one's own, the truth.
Electing/selecting, for self, is a [im]pl(a/[i])cation for
repast. |
listen |
| 43 |
05/15/10 |
21st
Century
DISASTER RECOVERY: TransParen(t)cy Guidance |
Poem from the collection
Twenty-First Century:
(1) DISASTER RECOVERY: TransParen(t)cy Guidance |
listen
|
| 040 |
05/12/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
TO
LUXURIATE is not to disambiguate the ethereal--'just' (a)
'matter' to have an 'other' folklore. |
listen |
| 126 |
05/09/10 |
RAY[MONDE]'S
FARCES: Flights of Fancy
[culinary musing] |
(1) Ray[monde]'s
Beef & Noodles
(2) Ray[monde]'s Soup[e] [d']Appendage[s]
(3) Ray[monde]'s Mélange |
listen |
| 039 |
05/07/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
PROBLEMATICS:
a sense of future to fare-(thee)-well; the [in]verse ending
to desperate measures; me(ta)tric(k)s, plots to time-out instance. |
listen |
| 038 |
04/29/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
ON
BEING A HOBBY ARTIST: creating out of Nature (happenstance
necessitated by inexplicable forces) w/a deeper degree of
interest, > a PhD. |
listen |
| 37 |
04/27/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
When
trying to make a point, try not to poke anyone--just dot the
'i'. Crossing the 't' is a whole other shtick.
|
listen |
| 022 |
04/25/10 |
The
Meanderthal: Archeological Abstractions (or a type of graphical
error)
[anecdotal cooking] |
Ed romanticizes
as to the origins of interpersonal relationships: (psychological)
projection, appetite association [desire], and ego. |
listen |
| 125 |
04/19/10 |
Agrarian
Oceanic Alchemical Amalgam
[culinary musing] |
(1) Rondo Combo
Sonata Soup (An Introduction)
(2) Soft Chowder Combination Soup
(3) Combo Violation
(4) Smitten Slaw Combo Relish
(5) Lying Layers of Combo
(6) Chewing Combo Spooning Soup
(7) A Nutritionist's Combo: An Alternative to Late Night Popcorn
with Butter and Salt |
listen |
| 036 |
04/18/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
ONGOING
GLOCAL: as distribution is web-enabled/flattened, nodes and
ties to the harvest intricate organically as farmers network
the market. |
listen |
| 035 |
04/16/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
De
jejune level is not a haughty term for a monthly meteorologic
maturity--just a gray matter set between de facto and de jure
perceptions. |
listen |
| 034 |
04/11/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
eEGO
is not the name of the latest energy-efficient godsend (motor
vehicle), nor is an indicator of intelligence--just a kind
of "holiness." |
listen |
| 033 |
04/09/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
ART:
primitive/proper rules portrayed w/in a modeled/shaped environment;
a forlorn/festive display by participant(s) both in/out of
control. |
listen |
| 28 |
04/07/10 |
The
Gab Hagglefest: Speed-Coaxing, Pressure-Pointing
[travel portrait] |
In this two-part
travel portrait, Ed and Eddie, father and son match wits as
they banter for their own benefit--each working an angle for
the consumer good. |
listen
part
one
part
two |
| 032 |
04/04/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
ON
AMENITIES (Tip/Question): Why does the cleaning of crud out
of the ears require a leisurely stay at a luxury hotel? Self-consciousness? |
listen |
| 031 |
04/01/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
MYSTERY
OF EXISTENCE is neither what's next (future) nor what/when
(past), but what/why (now): the combination of begetting with
the gotten. |
listen |
| 42 |
03/28/10 |
21st
Century
Stasis Status in Stark Seclusion |
Poem from the collection
Twenty-First Century:
(1) Stasis Status in Stark Seclusion |
listen
|
| 030 |
03/25/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
COMPUTATION
is not a sophisticated scheme for obtaining freebies, just
an algorithm for trending figures as well as contextualizing
memes. |
listen |
| 029 |
03/23/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
If
caught mumbling to yourself, do not say, "I'll call you back,"
if you aren't wearing an earset...neither use your thumb and
pinky finger. |
listen |
| 124 |
03/20/10 |
Feedback
Ecology #04
(Mashup-Minded Impulses)
[culinary musing] |
(1) Flip-Flop Flap
Nest
(2) Cushy Crunchy Critters
(3) Smothered Clump-Nuggets |
listen |
| 028 |
03/18/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
HUMAN
imAGING: over the course of time, career and deeds are the
indicators that give birthdays significance--only in the afterlife. |
listen |
| 123 |
03/14/10 |
Feedback
Ecology #03
(Winsome Loathsome)
[culinary musing] |
(1) Flavors Favorite
(2) Curry Ed
(3) Soggy Soup
(4) Heaping Griddles
(5) Bogged Beef |
listen |
| 027 |
03/11/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
POLITICALLY
CORRECT ROLE REVERSAL (example): Gender Discrimination: Health
Advisory: Social Commentary: Hormone replacement is a bitch!!! |
listen |
| 026 |
03/09/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
ON
DISCOURSE: the insouciant swashbuckling of sentences is more
entertaining than the mincing of menacing words. |
listen |
| 41 |
03/07/10 |
21st
Century
Ethereal Material |
Poem from the collection
Twenty-First Century:
(1) Ethereal Material |
listen |
| 025 |
03/04/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
OFF
MOPING: a sorrow that matters only in the realm of bliss unreasoned;
affluent sniveling--a sublime contagion that outlasts depression.
|
listen |
| 122 |
02/28/10 |
Enduring
Convalescence
[culinary musing] |
(1) A Mischief Mauve
(2) Angst Embodied in Parts
(3) Appetite Antagonized En Masse
(4) Attuned Tummy Turner |
listen |
| 024 |
02/26/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
Speculating
on blizzard conditions incorrectly is less disconcerting and
troublesome than shoveling BS [bulky snow]. |
listen |
| 23 |
02/22/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
When
lending a hand to the one that will feed you, observe the
bites are in proportion to the bio and econo: from the b[r]east
to the feast. |
listen |
| 121 |
02/21/10 |
Ray[monde]'s
Encompassing Region
[culinary musing] |
(1) Axis Planar
Plot Stew
(2) Impartial Lunch in Parts [west]
(3) Rotation Filler [east]
(4) Shrimp Moodle Soup [south]
(5) Mushroom and Rice Soup Dew [north] |
listen |
| 022 |
02/16/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
CLASSIFICATION:
When the "Samaritan" pays the Service, but forgets
to thank the Samaritans--better to be fictitious or to have
no class? |
listen |
| 021 |
02/13/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
LOVE & HATE:
one hundred-forty characters in(put/to) the box: personalities;
assembled/collected figures; (A/a)rt [un](fathom/forget)[able]. |
listen |
| 020 |
02/10/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
BORDERLINE OBNOXIOUSNESS:
incessant adherence to a tenet potentially leading to tenetitis,
an 'ergo'nomic symptom of carpal tunnel syndrome. |
listen |
| 120 |
02/07/10 |
Feedback
Ecology #02
(The Predominantly Diverse Community)
[culinary musing] |
(1) Whetting Cup
of Soup
(2) Challenged Childhood Essay
(3) Texfu Tomwich
(4) Broken Token Spiffed Soup
(5) Upstream Stew
(6) Solid-Sipping Consomme with Notalotah Liquid |
listen |
| 019 |
02/04/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
MINDING THE OBVIOUS:
When unconscious, the intellect mystifies meaning: what the
brain is recording as trite or profound. (Say 'no' to duh!) |
listen |
| 018 |
02/02/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
ON SELF-LOATHING:
After successfully completing an intense project, before patting
yourself on the back, make sure your hands are clean! |
listen |
| 119 |
01/30/10 |
Feedback
Ecology #01
[culinary musing] |
(1) Faraway Subtle
Noodle Soup
(2) Deliberation Commune Stews
(3) Coddling Contentment |
listen |
| 017 |
01/28/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
Does embracing one's
pain pangs make one a masochist? Does accepting one's chronic
ailment make one sick? |
listen |
| 016 |
01/26/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
Remedial information
is not the latest lingo for issuing previously cycled content,
just a primer for the extension of understanding. |
listen |
| 015 |
01/23/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
CHEAPSKATING: When
checking your grocery receipt immediately after purchase,
try applying arithmetic skills. |
listen |
|
|
01/23/10 |
SILENT
TALKIE: Six Degrees of Urban Planning (A Surveillance)
[sound shopping] |
In this footage, Ed searches and wanders--tries
to find and figure out what he wants for breakfast. He is
loose and on the prowl. The location, a central business
district.
Ed is confounded by the telecommuters' existence:
stepping their way through the plaza to their office. Hoping
to stumble upon sustenance, he hobbles, attempting to unscramble
his inner voice.
Ed labors for this meal, gimping explicitly,
as if he were fulfilling a gratuitous obligation. Be forewarned
of this concept because Ed knows that he will not be able
to tap-dance his way out of this one.
While the cat meows, the cougar roars.
|
|
| 014 |
01/20/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
So says Chagrin:
A bit of champing is a bit like gnashing with exception to
the teeth being ground when smiling bigly with glee. "Cheese!" |
listen |
| 118 |
01/17/10 |
Blah
Hullabaloo
[culinary musing] |
(1) Ray[monde]'s
Spaghetti Stew
(2) Oatmeal Smoothie [basic gravy]
(3) Swamped Soba |
listen |
| 013 |
01/16/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
HOLIDAY: a celebration
that is commenced willingly, that does not require leadership
on any given calendar. |
listen |
| 012 |
01/14/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
Insinuation is not
a state of grace, just a subtle way of sharing moral values. |
listen |
| 011 |
01/13/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
Looking back through
a rearview mirror provides approximately 20% hindsight vision. |
listen |
| 010 |
01/12/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
When driving stick-shift,
off to a roaring start includes releasing the clutch while
accelerating; otherwise you are going nowhere fast! |
listen |
| 021 |
01/11/10 |
Twin
Pinings |
Ed discovers that
personal painterly pictorial aesthetic relationships are a
rare find. |
listen |
| 009 |
01/10/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
When drawing conclusions,
does one use graphite or ink |
listen |
| 008 |
01/07/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
FINGER-POINTING
CYCLE: Tedium--talking point; Ad Nauseum--tipping point; Spectrum--flattering
point; Per Centum--got the point; Thumbs-up |
listen |
| 007 |
01/07/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
Shelving a [supra-]business
project is not like [super-]market product placement because
the former takes much less [prefixing] work??? |
listen |
| 006 |
01/05/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
Experience is only
as real as time and distance--chomp and chew (ingested and
digested), factoring in excursions to the loo. |
listen |
| 005 |
01/04/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
After picking up
take-out soup, and when driving in the car, be certain to
properly secure the Pho in the booster seat. |
listen |
| 117 |
01/03/10 |
Spherical
Bite-Sized Broths
[culinary musing] |
(1) Pearly Broth
(2) Bally Broth |
listen |
| 004 |
01/02/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
Remember,
yelling at the automated courtesy caller is like yelling at
the TV. |
listen |
| 003 |
01/01/10 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
NON-ADVICE: When
purchasing impulsively, try not to think too much... You will
stifle the ludicrous satisfaction. |
listen |
| 002 |
12/31/09 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
When in line waiting,
do not huff-and-puff unless you have eaten a breath mint. |
listen |
| 001 |
12/31/09 |
Mr.
Potty Mouth
[epigram/aphorism] |
The words tweeted
here are subconscious epigrams, nonsense disguised as aphorisms. |
listen |
| 116 |
12/27/09 |
Aftertaste
Concoctions
[culinary musing] |
(1) Eccentric Centrism
(2) Leggy Pasta-Rice
(3) Ed's Chorizo and Eggs (revisited)
(4) Cuatro-Parte Guisado
(5) Baked Bruncheon Omelet
(6) Shmancy Saliva Spread (Room-Tempered)
|
listen |
| 40 |
12/20/09 |
21st
Century
Emancipated Uniformity |
Poem from the collection
Twenty-First Century:
(1) Emancipated Uniformity |
listen |
| 115 |
12/13/09 |
Stomach
Stuffers / Crevice Fillers
[culinary musing] |
(1) Garish Grout Chowder
(2) Spladhesive Salad Sandwich
(3) Creamy Cottage Caulk
|
listen |
| 114 |
12/06/09 |
Tizzying
Seasonings
[culinary musing] |
(1) Ray[monde]'s Melon-Tropic Tilapia
(2) Ray[monde]'s Basa and Beans
|
listen |
| 113 |
11/28/09 |
Festive
Fowl Stew [Redux]
[culinary musing] |
Ed wonders whether or not the sequel (Neo-[modern])
is better than the original.
(1) Festive Fowl Stew [Redux]
|
listen |
| 39 |
11/22/09 |
21st
Century
Racial Bitmapping |
Poem from the collection
Twenty-First Century:
(1) Racial Bitmapping |
listen |
| 112 |
11/13/09 |
Errant
Piquant Aberrations
[culinary musing] |
(1) Proto-Festive
Fowl
(2) Cheesy Capsicum Campanelle
(3) Young Soup with Egg and Shrimp
(4) Sweet Tilapia Layer Melt |
listen |
| 38 |
11/07/09 |
21st
Century
Suspects of Interest |
Poem from the collection
Twenty-First Century:
(1) Suspects of Interest |
listen |
| 111 |
10/30/09 |
Gobbling
Gustation
[culinary musing] |
(1) Giving Fast
Thanks Break
(2) Gardening Soup |
listen |
| 37 |
10/25/09 |
21st
Century
Cultivation [in] Confidence |
Poem from the collection
Twenty-First Century:
(1) Cultivation [in] Confidence |
listen |
| 110 |
10/18/09 |
Laboratory
[Din-Din] Suppers
[culinary musing] |
(1) Laboratory
[Din-Din] Suppers
(2) Stuffy Nose Bull Dinky Soup
(3) Ray[monde]'s Shallow Pond |
listen |
| 109 |
10/09/09 |
Champing
the Chew
[culinary musing] |
(1) Duo 'Pasta'
Carnivorous Casserole
(2) Present Day Ruminations |
listen |
| 108 |
10/04/09 |
Scandalous
Prerogatives
[culinary musing] |
(1) So-So Breakfast
(2) Semi-Soup
(3) A Mild Hot Hunkering
(4) Ray[monde]'s Morning Stew |
listen |
| 107 |
09/25/09 |
Cultural
Studies (Cuisine Week)
[culinary musing] |
Ed's
work feeds into Cultural
Studies. Should academia
step up to (sitdown at) the plate?
( 1) The Polenta Populous Collection
(2) Baked Macaroni & Cheese
(3) Collared Civility (Shackle Soup)
(4) Beef Broccoli with a Wasabe Haute
(5) Ray 'The Technician' Taco
(6) Fun Funky Fungi Feast
|
listen |
| 36 |
09/19/09 |
21st
Century
Y2ME |
Poem from the collection
Twenty-First Century:
(1) Y2ME |
listen |
| 020 |
09/13/09 |
Fascination
Plates Prix Fixe
[anecdotal cooking] |
Ed fixates on his
dining discretions (and his mother). |
listen |
| 106 |
09/07/09 |
Dinette
Vinettes
[culinary musing] |
(1) Morning Munch
(2) Sour Dragon Soup |
listen |
| 105 |
08/29/09 |
The
Penning of the Pig
[culinary musing] |
(1) Peach Picnic
Pork
(2) Parsley Pork Pasta
(3) Filthy Pork Soup |
listen |
| 35 |
08/24/09 |
21st
Century
Commodity Patented |
Poem
from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Commodity Patented |
listen |
| 104 |
08/21/09 |
Gathering
Disposition
[culinary musing] |
(1) Soup Au Jus
(2) Be the Broth Hot
(3) Crotchety Crustacean
(4) Beety Eyes
(5) Granny's Cat Stew |
listen |
| 34 |
08/14/09 |
21st
Century
Predominantly Phratry |
Poem from the collection
Twenty-First Century:
(1) Predominantly Phratry |
listen |
| 103 |
08/06/09 |
Ethnoesotericism
[culinary musing] |
(1) Grand Lambshell
(2) Grazing Wallow
(3) Bean Double [Soup]
(4) Hot or Cold Borderline Dessert
(5) Sauced, Soft and Corny Meal |
listen |
| 08-OBP |
07/29/09 |
On
Being Patient #8
Precise Obfuscation:
A Cafeteria Commentary
[travel portrait] |
Ed
concludes that he is healing--the economy??? |
|
| 102 |
07/25/09 |
Cerebrating
Acquaintances
[culinary musing] |
(1) Mumbo Mollusk
Stew
(2) Presto Dip
(3) Radish Eggs
(4) Baby Blue Bunyan Biscuits |
listen |
| 101 |
07/18/09 |
Stews
Version:
Savvy Salvage Sassy Savage
[culinary musing]
|
(1) Version #1 [Sassy
Salvage]
(2) Version #2 [Savage Savvy] |
listen |
| 33 |
07/12/09 |
21st
Century
Ideal Zeal Appeal |
Poem
from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Ideal Zeal Appeal |
listen |
| 100 |
07/05/09 |
Sardonic
Respites
[culinary musing] |
(1)
The Dumplings and Broccoli at the Spa
(2) Intensely Dense Flavorful Fixings Layered in a Loaf
(3) A Red Rome Beauty |
listen |
| 99 |
06/30/09 |
Cravings:
Outer Spacial Inner Places
[culinary musing] |
(1)
Meteor Shower Soup
(2) Martian Crater Fritters
(3) Purple Planetary Hockey Pucks
(4) Corny Orb with Lunar Orbits |
listen |
| 07-OBP |
06/21/09 |
On
Being Patient #7
I Love Medley
[travel portrait] |
Nostalgic,
scatterbrain daddy (Ed) variates
audibly about bread, downloading, information and love. |
|
| 98 |
06/17/09 |
Heady
Carriage
[culinary musing] |
(1) Split Synapse
Brain Transplantillo
(2) Surf and Shoat Slurping Soup
(3) BBQ Loins and Bones |
listen |
| 97 |
06/13/09 |
Mental
Tellus Pâté
[culinary musing] |
(1) Mental Tellus
Pâté |
listen |
| 06-OBP |
06/13/09 |
On
Being Patient #6
A
Philosopher's Progress
[travel portrait] |
Ed takes pause detailing
abstract limitations, composes a theory, and applies the theory
to his psyche. |
listen |
| 96 |
06/04/09 |
Hospitality
Helpings
[culinary musing] |
(1) Coated Stew
(2) Cryptic Croaker Mystery |
listen |
| 95 |
05/30/09 |
Mooching
Meals
[culinary musing] |
(1) Dally Revisited
(2) Chicken Heart [Warm and Friendly]
(3) Lumpy Cream of Potato Soup
(4) Ale-ing Beef Boiled Shrimp in Butter
(5) Twin Pipe Afterburn a la Mode |
listen |
| 05-OBP |
05/25/09 |
On
Being Patient #5
Operation Staycation
[travel portrait] |
During his time
of crisis, Ed tries to remain playful. |
listen |
| 04-OBP |
05/18/09 |
On
Being Patient #4
Recuperation
[travel portrait]
|
Ed looks out his
bedroom window while the birds encourage him to rest. |
listen |
| 03-OBP |
05/13/09 |
On
Being Patient #3
Reversion Triggers
[travel portrait] |
Ed extends his art
appreciation penchant to sleuth his predicament. |
listen |
| 94 |
05/10/09 |
Big
Breakfast in a Mixing Bowl Petite
[culinary musing] |
(1)
Big Breakfast in a Mixing Bowl Petite |
listen |
| 02-OBP |
05/10/09 |
On
Being Patient #2
Strike or Spike
[travel portrait] |
Multitasking Ed
juggles his work, vacation and sick time--on schedule? |
listen |
| 01-OBP |
05/02/09 |
On
Being Patient #1
Introduction
[travel portrait] |
This portrait is
a grand round, a gross clinic in the removal of a tumor that
is causing, within me, Cushing's Syndrome. This portrait is
about a pituitary case requiring Endoscopic Transsphenoidal
Surgery |
listen |
| 93 |
04/26/09 |
Chef's
Potato Amer-Gratin
[culinary musing] |
(1)
Heart in Steak
(2) A Tempting Fate
(3) Smoothing Over
(4) Chef's Potato Amer-Gratin |
listen |
| 92 |
04/21/09 |
The
Horrible Adorable
[culinary musing] |
(1)
Grazing Grub
(2) Blemished Bowl
(3) Pallor Pressure Cooked
(4) Yucky Spread
(5) The Grotesque: One or Two at a Time
(6) The Horrible Adorable |
listen |
| 019 |
04/11/09 |
Monday
(we are closed on) Monday
[anecdotal cooking] |
Ed, the fledgeling.
meets his Master--crossing that bridge when he gets there. |
listen |
| 32 |
04/05/09 |
21st
Century
Mindsetting Contentment |
Poem from the collection
Twenty-First Century:
(1) Mindsetting Contentment |
listen |
| 91 |
03/30/09 |
Beef
Back Au Jus Spinacia Oleracea
[culinary musing] |
(1)
Dilling Catfish Soup
(2) Stir, Else Scorched Stew
(3) Big-Band-Leader Countdown
(4) Beef Back Au Jus Spinacia Oleracea |
listen |
| 90 |
03/22/09 |
Pudding
Pastoral Particles
[culinary musing] |
(1)
Mole Melboller with Splashy Sauce
(2) Pudding Pastoral Particles |
listen |
| 89 |
03/14/09 |
Brokering
Bedrock: Reconcile Congregation (Intruding Sensitivity)
[culinary musing] |
Brokering Bedrock: Reconcile Congregation
(Intruding Sensitivity)
(1) Pasta Topping
(2) Annotated Supper
|
listen |
| 88 |
03/08/09 |
Eating
(in) Tongue(s)
[culinary musing] |
(1)
Lines Simply Spoken
(2) Gritty Fritti;
(3) Garrulous Loquacity |
listen |
| 87 |
03/01/09 |
Mom
and Pop
[culinary musing] |
(1)
Lingua Cucumber
(2) Fishy Joe
(3) A Pigeon and a Mole
(4) Omelet Domesticana y Rasquachismo |
listen |
| 31 |
02/22/09 |
21st
Century
Rating Religious Righteousness |
Poem from the collection
Twenty-First Century:
(1) Rating Religious Righteousness |
listen |
| 86 |
02/15/09 |
Augmenting
the Spread
[culinary musing] |
(1)
The Filling Shrimp Caper
(2) Roasted Smoothie
(3) Augmenting the Spread |
listen |
| 85 |
02/07/09 |
Mandarin
Marshmallow Cacao Oatmeal
[culinary musing] |
(1)
Big Bass Tiny Bok Stock Soup
(2) Sprout Guajillo Chowder
(3) Mandarin Marshmallow Cacao Oatmeal |
listen |
| 30 |
01/30/09 |
21st
Century
Specializing Standard |
Poem from the collection
Twenty-First Century:
(1) Specializing Standard |
listen |
| 84 |
01/24/09 |
Floundering
Tomatoes
[culinary musing] |
(1) Floundering Tomatoes
(2) Beef Potato Cherry Pecan Soupy Stew |
listen |
| 29 |
01/17/09 |
21st
Century
Native Prominence |
Poem from the collection
Twenty-First Century:
(1) Native Prominence |
listen |
| 83 |
01/11/09 |
Apple
Pork Noodle Soup
[culinary musing] |
(1)
Apple Pork Noodle Soup
(2) Black Bean, Brown Rice Soup
(3) Cream of Iridescence Soup |
listen |
| 28 |
01/03/09 |
21st
Century
Sphere of Substance |
Poem from the collection Twenty-First
Century:
(1) Sphere of Substance
|
listen |
| 82 |
01/03/09 |
Sphere
of Substance (poem/foodstuff)
[culinary musing] |
(1)
Turkey Roll Stew
(2) Smothered Squid Sauté |
listen |
| 81 |
12/21/08 |
Piece
Meal #22
[culinary musing] |
(1)
Open Face
(2) Sweat Soup
(3) Pasta Not Included
(4) Drips and Bits Stovetop Stew
(5) Textural Substance |
listen |
| 27 |
12/14/08 |
21st
Century
Redundant Ratings Concerted |
Poem from the collection
Twenty-First Century:
(1) Redundant Ratings Concerted |
listen |
| 80 |
12/14/08 |
Piece
Meal #21
[culinary musing]
|
(1)
Squishy Squashy
(2) Redundant Ratings Concerted (21st Century)
(3) Baked Oatmeal Cranberry Raisin Cooled |
listen |
| 26 |
12/07/08 |
21st
Century
The (UN)Sightly |
Poem from the collection
Twenty-First Century:
(1) The (UN)Sightly |
listen |
| 018 |
11/30/08 |
Holiday
Football Game
[anecdotal cooking] |
Ed tests his (Turkey
Bowl) holiday game in anticipation of the Christmas festivities. |
listen |
| 25 |
11/22/08 |
21st
Century
Hearing Voices |
Poem from the collection
Twenty-First Century:
(1) Hearing Voices |
listen |
| 79 |
11/16/08 |
Piece
Meal #20
[culinary musing] |
(1) Young Flash Old Stir Fry
(2) Jolly, Jolly Chicken
(3) Lively Loins
(4) Plum Loco
|
listen |
| 78 |
11/09/08 |
Piece
Meal #19
[culinary musing] |
(1) My Mahi
(2) High O[h]m Low Let[te]
|
listen |
| 24 |
11/09/08 |
21st
Century
Period[i]city [B]order |
Poem from the collection
Twenty-First Century:
(1) Period[i]city [B]order |
listen |
| 23 |
11/02/08 |
21st
CENTURY
Encountering the Clockwise |
Poem from the collection
Twenty-First Century:
(1) Encountering the Clockwise |
listen |
| 77 |
10/27/08 |
Piece
Meal #18
[culinary musing] |
(1)
Mediocre Meat Meal
(2) Baked Bison Accessory
(3) Ragoût Ragu |
listen |
| 22 |
10/19/08 |
21st
CENTURY
Critical Mass |
Poem from the collection
Twenty-First Century:
(1) Critical Mass |
listen |
| 76 |
10/12/08 |
Piece
Meal #17
[culinary musing] |
(1)
Cinnamon Soup
(2) The Leaning Tower of Pita
(3) Plum Cucumber and Mulberry
(4) Beety Eyed Beef |
listen |
| 75 |
10/05/08 |
Empirical
Confusions |
(1)
Seaweed Noodles
(2) Dipping Soup
(3) Plum Sauce with Shrimp Stir Fry |
listen |
| 74 |
09/28/08 |
Home-Aid
[culinary musing] |
(1)
Chips Poulet Potluck
(2) Fastbreak
(3) Mom's Backyard Baby Basil Stew |
listen |
| 73 |
09/22/08 |
Experimentum
Nostrum
[culinary musing] |
(1)
Ham-Ham Noodle Plum
(2) Peach Ribbon Soup
(3) Louder Chowder
(4) Banana Coconut Cream Cutlet |
listen |
| 017 |
09/15/08 |
Noir
in Toto
[anecdotal cooking] |
Ed
determines that he is becoming depressed. He decides that
he should go noir for the remainder of the day. |
listen
|
| 72 |
09/07/08 |
Piece
Meal #16
[culinary musing] |
(1)
The Saucy Yard Stands Alone
(2) Twist Soup |
listen
|
| 07-SW |
09/01/08 |
Sandy
Watiff Off-Season Part 7
[travel portrait] |
I
asked myself, "How might these images reside within me as
an aesthetic lore, as a magic from which I can gain a belief
in being engaged with Art daily, while living a li[f]e?" |
listen
|
| 06-SW |
08/25/08 |
Sandy
Watiff Off-Season Part 6
[travel portrait] |
Having
a hand in this infliction by smearing myself with the flagrant
solar salve, I remain haunted by the experience recalled--with
birds tweeting in my head. |
listen
|
| 71 |
08/17/08 |
Piece
Meal #15
[culinary musing] |
(1) Tomatillo Chicken
(2) Tomatillo and Tomato Tripe Soup
(3) Tomato Rice Soup with Shiitake |
listen |
| 05-SW |
08/10/08 |
Sandy
Watiff Off-Season: Part 5
[travel portrait] |
The
Overseer had zoned my attitude, thus conceptualizing the aesthetic
lore for which I sought secretly. |
listen
|
| 70 |
08/01/08 |
Piece
Meal #14
[culinary musing] |
(1) Plum Chicken
Stew
(2) Stewy Peach Pork Chops
(3) Sweet Stew
(4) Double Stock Chicken Stew |
listen |
| 04-SW |
07/27/08 |
Sandy
Watiff Off-Season: Part 4
[travel portrait] |
We
ran our errands, completed the itinerary and were back at
the cottage within a few hours. Eddie was anxious to get out
of the car. He wanted his easel, drawing paper and tackle
box full of his art supplies. |
listen
|
| 21 |
07/20/08 |
21st
CENTURY
Eratation |
Poem from the collection
Twenty-First Century:
(1) Eratation |
listen |
| 03-SW |
07/13/08 |
Sandy
Watiff Off-Season: Part 3
[travel portrait] |
The
lobsterman read through the downloaded directions, then scanned
the rental documentation, then skipped over the tourist information. |
listen
|
| 69 |
07/05/08 |
Piece
Meal #13
[culinary musing] |
(1) Figgin' Fish
Soup
(2) Saucy Chipped Beef |
listen |
| 02-SW |
06/27/08 |
Sandy
Watiff Off-Season: Part 2
[travel portrait] |
I
drove over to the intersection leading to the expressway.
I checked to see if my downloaded directions to Maine were
still tucked away in the overhead visor, then I reset the
odometer. |
listen
|
| 01-SW |
06/16/08 |
Sandy
Watiff Off-Season: Part 1
[travel portrait] |
I
wanted the artist's itinerary (aesthetic-lore). |
listen
|
| 68 |
05/28/08 |
Piece
Meal #12
[culinary musing] |
(1) Cottage Departure
Salad
(2) Returning Home Soup |
listen |
| 67 |
05/28/08 |
Piece
Meal #11
[culinary musing] |
(1) The One Day Soup
(2) Rad Tuna Salad
(3) Pork Pine Pepper Ragu
(4) Demi-Chocolate Concentrate
|
listen |
| 66 |
05/22/08 |
Piece
Meal #10
[culinary musing] |
(1)
Lox & Lily
(2) Potato Cheese Soup
(3) Eggs-a-Jerky
(4) Dillydally Egg Salad |
listen |
| 016 |
05/14/08 |
Waning
the Exhale
[anecdotal cooking] |
Ed
waxes limerick about his broken tooth and replacement crown. |
listen |
| 65 |
05/08/08 |
Piece
Meal #9
[culinary musing] |
(1) Baked Basil
Polenta
(2) Smothering Squash
(3) Chocho Chew
(4) Quizzical
(5) Tofu Broccoli Pork Belly
(6) Preppy Peppers
(7) The Recipe: A Prep Chef's Tale |
listen |
| 20 |
05/01/08 |
21st
CENTURY
Not In Front of the Inheritance |
Poem from the collection
Twenty-First Century:
(1) Not In Front of the Inheritance |
listen |
| 015 |
04/25/08 |
Time
of the Dinosaurs
[anecdotal cooking] |
From the story telling
of Eddie Brown and the literary artistry by Ed Brown II comes
the play The Time of the Dinosaurs. Listen to the stage
reading of the play. Plus there are the original storyboard
drawings by Eddie Brown. |
listen |
| 64 |
04/17/08 |
Piece
Meal #8
[culinary musing] |
(1)
Combination
(2) Yo Eggurt, Plant the Card to Your Mom
(3) Soup: Tofu, Noodle Belly
(4) Tropical Cod
(5) Lone Layering
(6) Bon Mot |
listen |
| 19 |
04/10/08 |
21st
CENTURY
Posting the Present Present the Posting |
Poem from the collection
Twenty-First Century:
(1) Posting the Present Present the Posting |
listen |
| 63 |
04/04/08 |
Piece
Meal #7
[culinary musing] |
(1) Maw's Broccoli
and Chicken Soup
(2) Nuclear Hazardous Paste
(3) Pan-Pork Chop
(4) Waffling Breakfast/Dinner
(5) Place Your Name Here |
listen |
| 62 |
03/27/08 |
Piece
Meal #6
[culinary musing] |
(1) The Grape Chicken
Pasta
(2) Partly Rhubarb
(3) Here Fishy, Fungi
(4) Stir Dry Steamed Dinner
(5) Lemongrass Dumpling Soup
(6) Stewing with Grapes |
listen |
| 61 |
03/20/08 |
Piece
Meal #5
[culinary musing] |
(1) Collecting Choices
(2) Introspective Salad
(3) Lunchbox Briefing
(4) Lunch Upside-Down Salad |
listen |
| 18 |
03/13/08 |
21st
CENTURY
The Delegation |
Poem from the collection
Twenty-First Century:
(1) The Delegation |
listen |
| 60 |
03/05/08 |
Piece
Meal #4
[culinary musing] |
(1) Bathed Pork
Ribs
(2) Stir Fry Supper
(3) Basa Mustard in the Bowl with Okra and Veggie Noodles
(4) Belly Up Big |
listen |
| 59 |
02/26/08 |
Piece
Meal #3
[culinary musing] |
(1) Indoor Picnic Salad
(2) Rinsed Salad
(3) Catty Fish Soup
(4) Tender Basins with Dip and Chips
|
listen |
|
012
|
02/18/08 |
ART
MATTERS: Father/Son
(Right Back Atcha!)
[sound shopping] |
Eavesdrop on parts
of a day full of art sessions involving challenge and creation,
collaboration and criticism. |
listen
|
| 58 |
02/06/08 |
Piece
Meal #2
[culinary musing] |
(1) Pineapple Tuna Salad
(2) Pasta-Moderne
(3) Soft Spreads
(4) Steak, Aye Matey
|
listen |
| 57 |
01/31/08 |
Piece
Meal #1
[culinary musing] |
(1) Breakfast Nuked Chicken
(2) Lunch-n-Munch
(3) Bacon Soup
(4) Fillet a la Feta
(5) Ed's Pad
|
listen |
| 17 |
01/24/08 |
21st
CENTURY
Eula's
Song
|
Poem
from the collection Twenty-First Century:
(1) Eula's Song |
listen |
| 56 |
01/17/08 |
Kiwi
Quintessential
[culinary musing] |
(1) Mashed Potato with Beef
(2) Salad of the Absurd
(3) Excuse Me, But There's Chicken in My Gravy--And What's
That Green Stuff???
(4) Braise, Blend and Be....
(5) Bottom of the Box, Mush Dessert
|
listen |
| 12-TP-MD |
01/10/08 |
Manifest
Destiny [c. 1970]
[travel portrait] |
A
mean business, these Art Matters. All this blackness over
(a) b(B)eauty. |
listen
|
| 55 |
01/03/08 |
Fishing
for Recipes
[culinary musing] |
(1) Fused Scrod
(2( Tofu Tunafish
(3) Talapia Tasty
(4) Clay Oven Baked/Broiled Sardines |
listen |
| 54 |
12/26/07 |
Appeasement
Remains
[culinary musing] |
(1) Turkey Paté
Omelette
(2) Cream of Turkey-Shiitake Soup
(3) Potato Button Pearl Soup |
listen |
| 53 |
12/14/07 |
Felicitous
Pueblo
[culinary musing] |
(1) Smothered Arepa
(2) Ed's Chorizo |
listen
|
| 16 |
12/10/07
|
|
POEMS from the collection
Twenty-First Century:
(1) Co-Creature Criterion
|
listen
|
| 52 |
12/05/07 |
Last
Miniatures
[culinary musing] |
(1) Yam Yam
(2) Mush, Rooms! Mush!! Mush!!!
(3) Daddy's Delight |
listen
|
| 011-SoSh |
11/29/07 |
Scrooge's
Christmas Harvest
[sound shopping] |
As the doors close/shut
out/in contemplation, Scrooge harvests qualities and values,
searches for spirit and soul, taking into stock only the affection
of the holiday season. |
listen |
| 14-AC |
11/20/07 |
Real-Time
Tripe
[anecdotal cooking] |
Consoling a new
found friend who believes he made a foolish purchase, Ed laments
that he didn't make the purchase of a lifetime. |
listen |
| 15 |
11/13/07 |
21st
CENTURY
Crashing the Browser |
POEMS from the collection
Twenty-First Century:
(1) Crashing the Browser |
listen |
| 51 |
11/13/07 |
Readily
Accessible or Not
[culinary musing] |
(1) Chicken Lychee
Lentil Soup
(2) Chanterelle Hen
(3) Squashy Tangled Geo-Soup |
listen
|
|
50
|
11/04/07
|
|
(1) Beef Salad
(2) Ginger Pork Rib Soup
(3) Bluefish Mush
(4) Vegetable Wing Stew
|
listen
|
| 01-VS |
10/28/07 |
The
Velvet Shadow
|
Controlled Substance
Culture |
listen |
|
49
|
10/20/07
|
|
(1) Monk Medallion Stew
(2) Vadilia Chicken Soup
(3) Dill Red Snapper
(4) Bok Boo Tofu
|
listen
|
| 48 |
10/12/07 |
Cooking-Up
Knowledge 2
Free Associations
[essay]
|
Not to be remiss,
Ed has rummaged through his files and found his knowledge
recipies (22 pages). |
listen
|
| 47 |
10/08/07 |
Cooking-Up
Knowledge
[culinary musing] |
The goal is to alleviate appetite and quell
craving.
(1) Ed's Spinach Rice Chicken,
(2) Curry (Cumin) Chicken Noodles
|
listen |
| 14 |
09/30/07 |
21st
CENTURY
Choice Encounters |
POEMS from the collection
Twenty-First Century:
(1) Choice Encounters |
listen |
| 46 |
09/22/07 |
Challenging
Times, Tough Chews
[culinary musing] |
(1) Ed's Layered
London Broil
(2) Limey Beef Short Ribs
(3) Spicy Chicken Dune
(4) Baked Cod Hot Chayote
(5) Indo-Jamon, Massaged
(6) Red, White & Blue Casserole |
listen |
| 45 |
09/16/07 |
Palate
Four Distinct
[culinary musing] |
(1) Fig Spread
(2) Croutons
(3) Plum Potatoes
(4) Coconut Curry Pork |
listen |
| 13-AC |
09/09/07 |
MY
BAGGAGE: Bearing a New Yorker's Crux
[anecdotal cooking] |
In my attempts to
embellish my literary career, I tried to become a member of
a New York City Society, a part of the scene, a scene that
has since past. For the City's advancement has been kicked
in the rear, a Society caught off guard. |
listen |
| 13 |
09/01/07 |
21st
CENTURY
Traversing the Gravity of Longevity |
POEMS from the collection
Twenty-First Century:
(1) The Hidden Shadows
(2) Meming Memories
(3) Traversing the Gravity of Longevity |
listen |
| 44 |
08/24/07 |
Natural
Mechanics
[culinary musing] |
(1) Shank Coriander
Pork |
listen |
| 010-SoSh |
08/20/07 |
Father/Son
and Holy Whoa!
[sound shopping] |
Join Ed and Eddie
down the shore as they dine with family at a boardwalk restaurant.
Experience this documentary
(an abridged verbatim narrative) as father and son banter
their real concerns and whoas. |
listen |
| 43 |
08/12/07 |
Three
Fish with Mussels
[culinary musing] |
(1) Bluefish Chowder
(2) Fishy Noodles
(3) Ed's Sautéed Perch,
(4) Mussel Pasta |
listen |
| 12-AC |
08/04/07 |
A
Refrigerator Model
[anecdotal cooking] |
A way (of) finding
knowledge through perishable goods. |
listen |
| 009-SoSh
|
07/25/07 |
Ribbing
Off
[sound shopping] |
Ed clops about town through Old Country
and New Attitude neighborhoods searching for sounds
and beef rib platters, which include [taking] two sides
[with options] and cornbread. Measure
up the slow
[food] movement expedited patiently--a testimonial worth
testifying--weighting pound for pound.
|
listen |
| 008-SoSh
|
07/19/07 |
Dressing
Kielbasa
[sound shopping] |
Ed muddles through
his meal options contemplatively. |
listen |
| 42 |
07/14/07 |
Tried
and True
[culinary musing] |
(1) Eggs and Bacon |
note
and poem |
| 41 |
07/06/07 |
Syncretic
Syndrome Simplified
[culinary musing] |
(1) Baked Swiss
Chicken
(2) Figgy Flounder Eggplant |
prose-poem
|
| 40 |
06/27/07 |
Round
and Round
[culinary musing] |
POEMS: Consequential
Connections; Round and Round |
poem
|
| 39 |
06/19/07 |
Soupy
Soup
[culinary musing] |
(1) Basil Chicken
and Mushroom Soup
(2) Fowl Fennel Soup
(3) Somber Chicken Soup
(4) Winter Spring April Soup |
foodstuff |
| 12 |
06/13/07 |
Multimanifestations
2.0
Ethics:
The Way We Are
Or The Way We Were |
At issue are the
Ethics "of society," the (cathartic / quiescent
/ vicarious) literacies that lie beneath the (path / map /
passage in the) celebration of a (fundamental / practical
/ metaphysical) culture. |
listen |
| 38 |
06/07/07 |
|
(1)
Ed's Chicken Catatori |
note
| poem
|
| 11 |
05/29/07 |
|
POEMS from the collection Twenty-First
Century:
(1) An Ideological Pilgrimage
(2) Commodifying Info-spheres
|
listen |
| 37 |
05/23/07 |
|
(1)
Baked Scallops
(2) Baked Polenta with Pepper Stew |
poem |
| 11-TP-NM |
05/11/07 |
|
Ed contemplates
the meaning of belonging. |
listen |
| 10-TP-NM |
05/10/07 |
|
Ed tries not to
smile while eating lunch. |
listen |
|
|
05/02/07
|
|
Ed knows where he's going,
and he isn't going to tell!
|
listen
|
| 08-TP-NM |
04/25/07 |
|
Gallery hopping
or not, Ed finds what for he is looking. |
listen |
| 07-TP-NM |
04/19/07 |
|
Ed is able to contemplate
his day. He begins to realize that his breakfast chats are
becoming more pointed and direct. What is going on here? |
listen |
| 06-TP-NM |
04/12/07 |
|
Ed takes a stroll
around downtown Santa Fe. He is drawn to the Cathedral. |
listen |
| 05-TP-NM |
04/08/07 |
|
Ed finally gets
to visit the Georgia O'Keeffe museum. He realizes that the
"magic" of the artist is not gone. Ed discovers that (t)his
"reality" is an ever-shifting perception. |
listen |
| 04-TP-NM |
03/31/07 |
|
Forgetful and neglectful,
Ed will not let his vacation be hindered! |
listen |
| 03-TP-NM |
03/29/07 |
|
A cottage with a
view... |
listen |
| 02-TP-NM |
03/26/07 |
|
With all the scenery,
Ed manages to arrive at the B&B enthusiastic. |
listen |
| 01-TP-NM |
03/22/07 |
|
Ed is off on his
way on vacation to... This is his correspondence of his adventures
eating some of the surrounding areas' ingredients. |
listen |
| 011-AC |
03/13/07 |
|
I
decided to get
smart with my intercommunications. |
listen |
| 10 |
03/03/07 |
|
POEMS from the collection Twenty-First
Century:
(1) As Is
(2) Devastation I
(3) Devastation II
(4) Getting the Boot
|
listen |
| 036 |
02/19/07 |
|
(1)
Crock Pot Pork Soup
(2) Chuck(ed) Stew |
note
| poem |
| 035 |
02/12/07 |
|
(1)
Sweet Roughage |
note
| poem |
| 09 |
02/03/07 |
|
POEMS from the collection Twenty-First
Century:
(1) Collecting Consciousness
(2) Alerting Archives
(3) UPHEAVAL
|
listen |
| 034 |
01/30/07 |
|
(1)
Turkey Carcass Soup |
note
| poem |
| 010-AC |
01/21/07 |
|
Enjoy
a moment with Ed as he provides some cooking instruction,
and engages in a little infused marketing. |
listen
11 min |
| 033 |
01/15/07 |
|
(1)
Asian Hen
(2) Rum Raisin Carrots |
note
| poem |
| 08 |
01/06/07 |
|
POEMS from the collection Twenty-First
Century:
(1) Collecting Capital
(2) Reveneration
|
listen |
| 007-SoSh
|
01/02/07 |
|
|
listen
12 min |
| X |
12/24/06 |
|
The theme song, sung
by chant.
|
listen |
| 032 |
12/16/06 |
|
(1)
bLAMb
(2) Mint Potatoes |
note
| poem |
| 07 |
12/11/06 |
|
POEMS from the collection Twenty-First
Century:
(1) Not That Love
(2) In Cultural Exile
(3) Rude Awakenings
(4) The Fabl(e/ous)
|
listen |
| 031 |
12/03/06 |
|
(1) Ham Marinade
(2) Sangria Orange Chicken
|
note
| poem |
| 030 |
11/27/06 |
|
(1) Frothy Lemon Bay Scallops
(2) Carrot Cake Meatloaf
|
note
| poem |
| 009-AC |
11/19/06 |
|
This
is a versionary tale dedicated cautiously to the foodie
who also happens to be a backwards ass-jack who would go through
extremes just to have an exquisite dining experience. |
listen
25 min |
| 06 |
11/04/06 |
|
POEMS from the collection
Twenty-First Century:
(1) The Post-Information Age
(2) Time in Media
(3) Passing Liking |
listen |
| 029 |
10/30/06 |
|
(1) Ham Marinade
(2) Pickled Fish
(3) BBQ Turkey Drumstick
|
note
| poem |
|
006-SoSh
|
10/22/06
|
Egg
Rolls and General
Tso's Chicken
(Here's
the Beef, Where's the Broccoli?)
[sound shopping] |
Listen as Ed wanders for neighborhood
American
Chinese Take-out.
NOTE: there are topics for discussion.
Thank you.
|
listen
24 min
|
| 05 |
10/15/06 |
|
POEMS from the collection
Twenty-first Century:
(1) Whatever Forever What
(2) Proxy Epoch Moxie
(3) Merchantechnics
(4) Insulting Matters |
listen |
| 028 |
10/08/06 |
|
(1)
Basa Tofu Vermicelli
(2) Beef Pot Tart
(3) Ed's Baked Balsamic Chicken |
note
| poem |
| 008-AC |
10/01/06 |
|
Who
was the rocket scientist that came up with the idea to carpet
the floor of a fast-food restaurant??? Forget the rocket scientist.
Should not we blame the social engineer who is attempting
to design a more intimate space and experience? |
listen |
| 04 |
09/22/06 |
|
POEMS from the collection
Twenty-first Century:
(1) Escalating Memories
(2) Forging the Frontier
(3) Legacy Portraiture
(4) Specialized Generality
(5) Resorting to Renaissance
(6) Keeping the Company |
listen |
| 027 |
09/17/06 |
|
(1)
Asian Smothered Tuna
(2) Smothered Tilapia |
note
| poem |
| 026 |
09/09/06 |
|
(1)
Veggie Primavera
(2) Spinach Ravioli
(3) Ravioli Sauce |
note
| poem |
| 03 |
09/03/06 |
|
POEMS from the collection
Twenty-first Century:
(1) M is for Marketing
(2) Gallery-Aged Echo
(3) Duplex Legacy
(4) Where to Now?
(5) Tricks of the Trade |
listen |
| 007-AC |
08/20/06 |
|
Am
I your strangling strange or passing passion fruit? Plucky
am I--a choice pick indeed! |
listen |
| 02 |
08/13/06 |
|
POEMS from the collection
Twenty-first Century:
(1) Arena Discourse
(2) Convenient Comfort
(3) Digital Assets
(4) Data Delivery
(5) Balancing Incoherence |
listen |
| 025 |
08/06/06 |
|
(1)
Greco-Rainbow Trout |
note
| poem |
| 01 |
08/01/06 |
|
POEMS from the collection
Twenty-first Century:
(1) Read Between the Ellipses
(2) Here and Now [coming and going]
(3) Assembling Cerebricity
(4) Artful Economics
(5) Mystery and History Presently |
listen |
| 024 |
07/27/06 |
|
(1)
Roasted Salmon Mushroom Noodles |
note
| poem |
| 023 |
07/19/06 |
|
(1)
Marmalade
(2) Eggplant Spread
(3) Pear Confit |
note
| poem |
|
005-SoSh
|
07/06/06
|
Food
Courting: Upgrade Double Triptych
[sound shopping] |
Assign
the grade up from local to global. Join Ed as he courts
quality foodstuffs: beef and java. The product and service
signs
that foreground the bustle are augmented by the background
noise signifying
the event.
|
listen
16 min
|
| 022 |
06/29/06 |
|
(1)
Calamari Salad
(2) Ed's Southwest Salmon
(3) Peach Tart |
note
| poem |
| 021 |
06/23/06 |
|
Barbecue
Sauce (1-2) |
note
| poem |
| 020 |
06/16/06 |
|
Three
Wise Cheeses and Macaroni |
note
| poem |
| 006-AC |
06/16/06 |
|
The
curator, she mentored me on how to contexturize: contextualize
texture lingually; a vernacular that cannot be described in
words or by taste. After I decided on the three cheeses for
my artisanal dish, I went home to construct. |
listen |
| 019 |
06/08/06 |
|
(1)
Occidental Salad/Oriental Wrap
(2) Lamb Wrap
(3) Chicken Wrap |
note
| poem |
| 018 |
05/31/06 |
|
(1)
Lemon Zest Chicken
(2) Mushroom Tartlet |
note
| poem |
| 005-AC |
05/26/06 |
|
In
the living room, me, sitting in full view, on the morning
day of Christmas, my sweetheart gave to me, a gift certificate.
A gift certificate? A gift certificate to shake hands with
a chef. |
listen |
| 017 |
05/19/06 |
|
(1)
Fried Chicken
(2) Ken's Hot & Cold Kale |
note
| poem |
| 016 |
05/12/06 |
|
(1)
String Bean Ding
(2) Yam Pie |
note
| poem |
|
004-SoSh
|
05/06/06
|
Reading
Determination
[sound
shopping] |
Speed slowly with Ed and Eddie over elapsed
time. In this seemingly hurried-waiting
scenario, what
direction will this excursion take?
BTW--who
is in control? The answer may leave you babbling
in the end!
|
listen
29 min
(71 min unedited)
|
| 015 |
04/30/06 |
|
(1)
Beef Stroganoff
(2) Clam Chowder |
note
| poem |
| 004-AC |
04/25/06 |
|
Tuna
Melon Sandwich |
listen |
| 003-SoSh |
04/19/06
|
No
Frills
[sound shopping] |
Shop industrial with Ed as he bulks-up
on freshly ground coffee.
How many cups of joe does a three-pound bag of roast
make? How many demitasse
of espresso?
Muse in this controlled environment, free
from marketing pressures!
|
listen
19 min
|
| 014 |
04/14/06 |
|
(1)
Ground Turkey Goulash
(2) Ed's Tasty Catfish
(3) Ed's Pork Chops |
note
| poem |
| 002-SoSh |
04/10/06 |
|
Venture along with Ed as
he prices
and shops
for cheese and produce. Can you guess what Ed gets caught
touching?
|
listen
15 min |
| 003-AC |
04/06/06 |
|
Meat
and Potatoes Salad |
listen |
| 013 |
04/01/06 |
|
(1)
Ed's Spaghetti Sauce
(2) Eddie's Pasta Sauce
(3) Alfredo |
note
| poem |
| 001-SoSh |
03/26/06 |
|
A soundscape
of the topsy-turvy adventure featuring Ed and Eddie (father
and son) as they hunt
at a local supermarket. What will luck bring them?
|
listen
30 min |
| 012 |
03/23/06 |
|
(1) Gazpacho
(2) Springivera Pasta Salad
|
note
| poem |
| 002-AC |
03/18/06 |
|
Split Pea Spread
Yellow Split Pea Mush & Soup
|
listen |
| 011 |
03/12/06 |
|
(1) Baked Polenta with Pepper
Stew
(2) Ed's Super Ginger Chicken
|
note
| poem |
| 001-AC |
03/08/06 |
|
Sesame Seed Cod Croutons
|
listen |
| 010 |
03/03/06 |
|
(1) Fontina Frittata
(2) Ed's Cordeon Bleau
(3) Strawberry Tart
|
note
| poem |
| 009 |
02/22/06 |
|
(1) Broiled Truffle Asparagus
(2) Veal Pot Pie
(3) Super-Baked Chicken
|
note
| poem |
| 008 |
02/17/06 |
|
(1) Cassoulet Ed
(2) Ed's Gumbo
(3) Ed's Chum
|
note
| poem |
| 007 |
02/10/06 |
|
(1) Ed's Cast-Iron Pizza
(2) Ed's Beef-n-Beer Stew
|
note
| poem |
| 006 |
02/03/06 |
|
(1) Smothered Light
(2) Apple Tofu Stirfry
|
note
| poem |
| 005 |
01/24/06 |
|
(1) Ed's Chicken Stuff
|
note
| poem |
| 004 |
01/18/06 |
|
(1) Chimmi Changa
|
note
| poem |
| 003 |
01/05/06 |
|
(1) Meatballs
|
note
| poem |
| 002 |
01/05/06 |
|
(1) Ed's Stuffed Pepper
|
note
| poem |
| 001 |
01/03/06 |
|
(1) Fig Chicken
(2) Tuna Pot Pie
|
note
| poem
|
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